Green Man Gaming (Steam) Deals: 25% Off Hitman

[rybrad]

http://www.greenmangaming.com

23% off (excludes select titles): H3U5TZ-9726D1-JIPSHC

Valid from 3pm 6th March - 4Pm 9th March UTC

Certain titles excluded, credit disallowed, PC, multi-use.

Also, VIP deals return

 

[pasports31]

Next time I'm in Boston we're hanging out. You're buying me some pizza and we're going to the mall, I'll see if I can find someone who will sleep with you, and you will speak of my visit for the rest of your life.

only if the pizza was five dollars would he speak about it for the rest of his life

But, you'd go to 'sleep' with MysterD?

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[eulogywerd21]

But, you'd go to 'sleep' with MysterD? Huh, seems like an odd choice, but OK.

I'll take the pizza then.

I'm not going to Boston to sleep with MysterD, that's for sure. If he wants to come to me and maybe bring his hottest female friend/relative/acquaintance, we'll talk.

I'll make a pallet beside my bed, for him.

 

[Idiotekque]

only if the pizza was five dollars will he speak about it for the rest of his life

No, if the prostitute girl Fox gets to sleep with him is $5, THEN he'll speak of it for the rest of his life.

 

[Neuro5i5]

I'm not going to Boston to sleep with MysterD, that's for sure. If he wants to come to me and maybe bring his hottest female friend/relative/acquaintance, we'll talk.

I'm still taking the pizza.

 

[MysterD]

im confused...are you talking about your penis here or yourself in the third person?

Myself.

EDIT:

The best pizza in the world couldn't get me to go to Boston.

Pizzeria Regina in the North End's pretty damn great.

Capone's in Weymouth whips up an awesome Meat Lover's Pizza.

 

[pasports31]

I'm not going to Boston to sleep with MysterD, that's for sure. If he wants to come to me and maybe bring his hottest female friend/relative/acquaintance, we'll talk.

 

[CheapLikeAFox]

No, if the prostitute girl Fox gets to sleep with him is $5, THEN he'll speak of it for the rest of his life.

She'll be free hopefully. If not, I'll just steal some of his retail game collection and sell it on Amazon to pay for her.

And I'm sure MysterD is an attentive lover. After he's done he'll spew a ton of stats at her. "We engaged in coitus for 3 minutes. I lasted 10 strokes. The Secret World was $5 on GMG in December 2012. Can I put you on my shelf next to my retail collection?"

 

[Idiotekque]

She'll be free hopefully. If not, I'll just steal some of his retail game collection and sell it on Amazon to pay for her.

And I'm sure MysterD is an attentive lover. After he's done he'll spew a ton of stats at her. "We engaged in coitus for 3 minutes. I lasted 10 strokes. The Secret World was $5 on GMG in December 2012. Can I put you on my shelf next to my retail collection?"

Unrelated, but you need to stop getting feedback right now. You're at 1234.

 

[MysterD]

And I'm sure MysterD is an attentive lover. After he's done he'll spew a ton of stats at her. "We engaged in coitus for 3 minutes.

 

[CheapLikeAFox]

Unrelated, but you need to stop getting feedback right now. You're at 1234.

I'm shooting for 80085 personally.

 

[MysterD]

Unrelated, but you need to stop getting feedback right now. You're at 1234.

Isn't that the luggage password?

 

[Neuro5i5]

And I'm sure MysterD is an attentive lover. After he's done he'll spew a ton of stats at her. "We engaged in coitus for 3 minutes. I lasted 10 strokes. The Secret World was $5 on GMG in December 2012. Can I put you on my shelf next to my retail collection?"

I suggest putting more points into Dexterity and Charisma.

 

[CheapLikeAFox]

I suggest putting more points into Dexterity and Charisma.

Well, he has to play more to earn more points and trust me this game is Pay to Win so we all know how that's going to go.

 

[MysterD]

I suggest putting more points into Dexterity and Charisma.

What about the Speechcraft skill?

EDIT:

Well, he has to play more to earn more points and trust me this game is Pay to Win so we all know how that's going to go.

$DLC.

 

[MysterD]

Is that a Cylon?

 

[Neuro5i5]

What about the Speechcraft skill?

Always, always, always overrated. It only unlocks additional dialogue that no one is interested in.

 

[MinDRIoT]

I'm playing some Rush Bros to get some possible Playfire rewards and ya know ... it's really not that bad

 

[CheapLikeAFox]

I'm playing some Rush Bros to get some possible Playfire rewards and ya know ... it's really not that bad

I played it on mute and didn't find it horrible.

 

[MysterD]

Always, always, always overrated. It only unlocks additional dialogue that no one is interested in.

Then what skills should I sink points in?

 

[pasports31]

Is that a Cylon?

don't act like you don't know. you all know each other.

 

[MinDRIoT]

I played it on mute and didn't find it horrible.

It's got pretty cool music, it adds to the whole gameplay pretty well

 

[spoderman]

It's got pretty cool music, it adds to the whole gameplay pretty well

The rhythm is partially what I thought the game bad. The way the music is linked to the gameplay mechanics is hard to predict, so you can't really get into the groove.. and the music isn't synchronized with your partner which makes the rhythm mechanics 100% pointless in co-op. It's not necessarily a terrible game, but the entire concept and execution makes it one of the worst rhythm games ever.

As a platformer, I guess it's ok.. but as a music game.. absolutely terrible.

 

[MysterD]

don't act like you don't know. you all know each other.

I don't know that one, though.

 

[pasports31]

I don't know that one, though.

you must be malfunctioning

 

[MysterD]

you must be malfunctioning

Would that really be anything new?

 

[MinDRIoT]

The rhythm is partially what I thought the game bad. The way the music is linked to the gameplay mechanics is hard to predict, so you can't really get into the groove.. and the music isn't synchronized with your partner which makes the rhythm mechanics 100% pointless in co-op. It's not necessarily a terrible game, but the entire concept and execution makes it one of the worst rhythm games ever.

As a platformer, I guess it's ok.. but as a music game.. absolutely terrible.

I was just thinking of it as a pretty fun and not too frustratingly hard platformer with good music. I haven't played 2 player yet, I'm gonna race my kiddo on it some time. Could be fun.

I give up on getting that last Playfire reward for it, I'm a whole 30 seconds off it going as fast as I can.

Next up for Playfire ... Witcher 2

 

[Idiotekque]

Infected Mushroom doe.

 

[MinDRIoT]

I didn't know who was on the soundtrack but I could there was good quality there.

 

[INMATEofARKHAM]

Isn't that the luggage password?

No, its also got a 5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JNGI1dI-e8

 

[sunasun]

Am I really the only one who buys Ubi games for Uplay and EA games for Origin?

Honestly, especially when it comes to Ubi, I don't see any point to having them on Steam. You guys do realize launching new Ubi games on Steam launches Uplay, and THEN launches your game, right?

I buy games for Uplay when they have their dollar day sales but other than that it just sounds dirty. U Be Soft or U Play, just dirty.

Here are some other things better than Gamersgate:

• Waking up to find your dog puked all over your room
• Falling down the stairs and breaking your hip
• Pooping your pants on a date
• Mooby's taste in games
• Ebook humble bundles
• Reading mysterd's rants on drm. All of them. Ever. At once.

dyslexia much?

u sure you didn't transpose the 3rd list item and meant to actually type Pooping your date's pants?

No, if the prostitute girl Fox gets to sleep with him is $5, THEN he'll speak of it for the rest of his life.

Bundle or GTFO

Then what skills should I sink points in?

chemistry (so you can manufacture your own ghb and viagra, win win)

 

[pasports31]

dyslexia much?

u sure you didn't transpose the 3rd list item and meant to actually type Pooping your date's pants?

If I'm pooping my date's pants I'm just gonna go ahead and assume she's into some kinky shit and the date's actually going really well

 

[sunasun]

If I'm pooping my date's pants I'm just gonna go ahead and assume she's into some kinky shit and the date's actually going really well

I love how you take a negative and turn it into a poositive.

 

[Idiotekque]

If I'm pooping my date's pants I'm just gonna go ahead and assume she's into some kinky shit and the date's actually going really well

Got an ABDL girlfriend, huh?

 

[pasports31]

Got an ABDL girlfriend, huh?

understatement

i wouldnt go for anything less

 

[Thermopyle]

I'm wishing I'd grabbed M&M X: Legacy a couple of days ago when it was ~$20. For some reason I always expect GMG deals to stick around longer.

 

[Thermopyle]

I just got a 25% off Warlock 2 coupon via email. I imagine most of you should be getting the same. Game is 29.99 so that brings it to 22.49. Says no combining vouchers. Lame.

 

[annihilator]

I just got a 25% off Warlock 2 coupon via email. I imagine most of you should be getting the same. Game is 29.99 so that brings it to 22.49. Says no combining vouchers. Lame.

I got the same, but JakeNome has it for $14 right now. Also, as a fan of the first one I might hold out for the Great Mage edition as that has extra in-game items, spells, and characters. Also, it's Paradox...so I'll wait until it's in a bundle. Game, set, match!

 

[Thermopyle]

I got the same, but JakeNome has it for $14 right now. Also, as a fan of the first one I might hold out for the Great Mage edition as that has extra in-game items, spells, and characters. Also, it's Paradox...so I'll wait until it's in a bundle. Game, set, match!

Yeah...I'm just trying to have an opportunity to offload this GMG credit. I'd grab M&MX or Thief if they hit ~$20 just to do so, even though normally that would be way too much spent on a single game. Warlock...I haven't played the first one so I'm not thinking I'd dump that much on it.

 

[Motoki]

Man no way Warlock is worth even close to that much even with 25% off. It's Paradox fundle bodder. It's a tarp!

 

[spoderman]

Man no way Warlock is worth even close to that much even with 25% off. It's Paradox fundle bodder. It's a tarp!

But Mooby will still preorder it.

 

[annihilator]

Man no way Warlock is worth even close to that much even with 25% off. It's Paradox fundle bodder. It's a tarp!

And for anyone who doesn't want to wait for the bundle, I'm sure it will be 75% off by summer. Also, from the screenshots and trailer it looks like the art assets and music are the same from the first game...ugh. Warlock 2...more like Warlock 1.2.

 

[Sonne]

Any reason why the 20% code doesn't work with the Bioshock season Pass?

 

[Neuro5i5]

Any reason why the 20% code doesn't work with the Bioshock season Pass?

Probably.

 

[madjoki]

Wow. Some rewards got actually unlocked.

26 Mar '14     You played PAYDAY 2 for the first time!     £0.10
26 Mar '14     You unlocked in BioShock Infinite     £0.50
26 Mar '14     You unlocked in BioShock Infinite     £0.25
26 Mar '14     You unlocked in BioShock Infinite     £0.10
26 Mar '14     You unlocked Yeah he's a Gold Digger in PAYDAY 2     £0.25
26 Mar '14     You unlocked Hero of Elysion in Super Sanctum TD     £0.50
26 Mar '14     You unlocked He Wasn't So Tough in Super Sanctum TD     £0.40
26 Mar '14     You unlocked Bring It On in Super Sanctum TD     £0.30
26 Mar '14     You unlocked Final Destination in Sanctum 2     £0.50
26 Mar '14     You unlocked One shot, one kill. in Sanctum 2     £0.30

I assume Bioshock Infinite are Episode 2 rewards, so it took only about ~6 hours! So Wow. Maybe they finally fixed it. (Missing still many thought)

 

[Thermopyle]

Wow. Some rewards got actually unlocked.

You made me look. Nothing for me.

 

[annihilator]

You made me look. Nothing for me.

Me too...

 

[MysterD]

Probably.

...B/c BAS Part 2 got released yesterday, I'd guess.

Feels like a cross of Thief series and Bioshock series, from what I played last night.

I dig it.

 

[sunasun]

Any reason why the 20% code doesn't work with the Bioshock season Pass?

yep

You made me look. Nothing for me.

they sent me a bottle of lube as consolation prize

 

[Bruticis]

Wow. Some rewards got actually unlocked.

26 Mar '14 You played PAYDAY 2 for the first time! £0.10
26 Mar '14 You unlocked in BioShock Infinite £0.50
26 Mar '14 You unlocked in BioShock Infinite £0.25
26 Mar '14 You unlocked in BioShock Infinite £0.10
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Yeah he's a Gold Digger in PAYDAY 2 £0.25
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Hero of Elysion in Super Sanctum TD £0.50
26 Mar '14 You unlocked He Wasn't So Tough in Super Sanctum TD £0.40
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Bring It On in Super Sanctum TD £0.30
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Final Destination in Sanctum 2 £0.50
26 Mar '14 You unlocked One shot, one kill. in Sanctum 2 £0.30

I assume Bioshock Infinite are Episode 2 rewards, so it took only about ~6 hours! So Wow. Maybe they finally fixed it. (Missing still many thought)

Oh wow, same for me for the first time in AGES!

26 Mar '14 You played Last Knight: Rogue Rider Edition for the first time! £0.10
26 Mar '14 You played Last Knight: Rogue Rider Edition for the first time! £0.10
26 Mar '14 You played Vanguard Princess for the first time! £0.10
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Miser in The Witcher 2 £0.50
26 Mar '14 You unlocked The Butcher of Blaviken in The Witcher 2 £0.25
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Gladiator in The Witcher 2 £0.25
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Friend of Trolls in The Witcher 2 £0.10
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Summer Solstice in The Witcher 2 £0.10
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Doesn't Afraid in Rush Bros £0.50
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Gemini in Rush Bros £0.25
26 Mar '14 You unlocked 4Y, 3G, 2R, 1B in Rush Bros £0.10
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Just Dew It in Ittle Dew £0.50
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Masterfully Executed Failure in Ittle Dew £0.25
26 Mar '14 You unlocked Technical Pacifist in Ittle Dew £0.10
25 Mar '14 You have started using Playfire Vulcan £0.50
25 Mar '14 You played 10 hours of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim £0.10
25 Mar '14 You played 10 hours of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim £0.10
25 Mar '14 You played 10 hours of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim £0.10

 

[annihilator]

Holy crap, all mine from the last 9 days just piled in too.  I just made $14.

Still nothing to spend it on.  Damn...