Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

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Build A Greenlight Bundle 33

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/bagb33

Must spend at least $1/pick 2 games

Gamelist:


Oktoberfest Bundle

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/oktoberfest

For the minimum of $2, you get the following:

Mini Bundle 7

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/mini7

For a minimum of $2, you get the following:


Other Non-Gaming Bundles:


Icon Guide

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= Steam Key
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= Steam Greenlight
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= Desura Key
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= GoG Code (Click To Redeem/Enter Code)

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= GamersGate Serial Key
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= DRM Free Download

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= Steam Trading Cards Available
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= Playable On PC
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= Playable on MAC
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= Playable on Linux

 
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That bundle is awful even by Poopees low down in the sewers standards and that's really saying something.

I mean this is like Daily Indie Game, Cubic Bundle bad.

 
I only want that rush for gold, and rush for gold: alaska was recently IG bundled so yeah i'll wait for them.
It's not even a Steam key, just on Greenlight. Nightmare on Azathoth is the only non-repeat Steam game, a Limbo-like game that's probably only in black and white because the environments suck. You can see PS1-era props in the trailer.

Worst Groupees bundle in a while, if that's even possible.

 
This is a sad day. As a pre-order Poopies moran, even I feel like I was roofied by Yanni in his limo and worked over by him and Shitty Slug. Ah well, I'm sure the next one will be stellar and by stellar I mean it can't be poopier, can it?

Ragrets, I have a few....
 
While you guys are stuck in an endless cycle of moran-ragret-moran-ragret, I'm celebrating six months Groupees-free.

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(screencap from super awesome beta profile page)

 
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It's not even a Steam key, just on Greenlight. Nightmare on Azathoth is the only non-repeat Steam game, a Limbo-like game that's probably only in black and white because the environments suck. You can see PS1-era props in the trailer.

Worst Groupees bundle in a while, if that's even possible.
Actually, the Cultures pack is the only non-repeat. I don't own Nightmare though. Unlike you morans, I don't buy Daedalic games until they're bundled.

Shitty bundle, but not a terrible bundle to use a coin on if you want the Cultures pack + another game. The Cultures pack is only 79 cents on steam though.

 
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I hope you morans didn't waste your Jonny coin on the Mangagamer bundle, cuz the Jastusa 2 bundle is about to go live soon.

The highest tier will be $30, due to this:

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Steins;gate will be the same price as on JAST, since they're legally bound to sell at no lower price.
 
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I hope you morans didn't waste your Jonny coin on the Mangagamer bundle, cuz the Jastusa 2 bundle is about to go live soon.

The highest tier will be $30, due to this:

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Steins;gate will be the same price as on JAST, since they're legally bound to sell at no lower price.
Hmm. I have almost $25 in coins.

 
Will be interesting to watch those coin values once this bundle hits.  I'm sitting on $24.60 at the moment...which I really don't want to spend on games i'm not going to play.  On the other hand, it's probably better than $50 for comics I never read.

 
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My guess is that the Steins Gate tier will be limited, which is why he mentioned it being like the Star Trek Online bundle.

 
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Should I even be excited about buying Steins;Gate VN with my Johnny Doesn't Matter coins? It's easy enough to get a DRM-free copy of that game through other means.

 
Should I even be excited about buying Steins;Gate VN with my Johnny Doesn't Matter coins? It's easy enough to get a DRM-free copy of that game through other means.
It's possible they'll give steam keys.. if the game ever ends up on Steam. It was leaked to be in the SteamDB a while back, but I don't know if anything official came of it. Could be in limbo forever

EDIT: SteamDB link

 
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Should I even be excited about buying Steins;Gate VN with my Johnny Doesn't Matter coins? It's easy enough to get a DRM-free copy of that game through other means.
UR doin' it wong!

1. Use Yanni Anti-Good-Bundle Coinz to buy overpriced FAP bundle

2. Go to CAG cesspool and sell off DRM free versions of FAP Bundle games to FAP game buyers for real money (eh, well Paypal...)

3. Profit.

 
I already own Steins;Gate on Vita and the LE PC version....I hope there is some good games otherwise.

As usual I'll give my opinion on these....everyone knows Steins;Gate is a classic.

 
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everyone knows Steins;Gate is a classic.
A classic for PREVERTS, AMIRITE?!?!?!?

From the Wikipedia entry (if it's on the Internet, it must be true, AMIRITE?!?!?!?):

"Steins Gate's gameplay requires little interaction from the player as most of the duration of the game is spent on reading the text that appears on the screen"

Wow, that sounds like what I do every day for work...except I get paid to do dat....

COME AT ME BRO!
 
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They're a reason they're called visual novels not full blown games. There are choices to be made and it has a good mature story (not eroge mature, just mature storytelling). They are like reading books with voices and art....not full blown games, but still great. Every now and then you'll have one with game play as well such as Aselia the Eternal. Those aren't as common, but they're not bad.

 
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They're a reason they're called visual novels not full blown games. There are choices to be made and it has a good mature story (not eroge mature, just mature storytelling). They are like reading books with voices and art....not full blown games, but still great. Every now and then you'll have one with game play as well such as Aselia the Eternal. Those aren't as common, but they're not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVj8rWGIcAA

 
I know...haha I even have a hard time calling visual novels games sometimes....Frankly I dislike gameplay in those games. It's usually simple turn based strategy games that just don't play that well and the way they are presented is fairly archaic.

 
I'm hoping for the newer release Shiny Days...but yeah that wont happen. Maybe Starless..... I'm going to predict at the higher end of the spectrum will be

Hanachirasu or possibly that Littlewitch Romanesque one that's on Steam....those are my guesses for good things in the the higher tier.

Likely this will be Kana My Sister as a game here. Likely it will have a sequel to one of the lower tier ones....I'm going with Do you like Horny Bunnies 2

Lower tier will likely be Sensei 2, Do you Like Horny Bunnies, Yume Miru Kisuru, and Gibo. I can see them having Come See Me Tonight 1/2 instead of the Bunnies though I'm going with the bunnies.

 
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I'm hoping for the newer release Shiny Days...but yeah that wont happen. Maybe Starless..... I'm going to predict at the higher end of the spectrum will be

Hanachirasu or possibly that Littlewitch Romanesque one that's on Steam....those are my guesses for good things in the the higher tier.

Likely this will be Kana My Sister as a game here. Likely it will have a sequel to one of the lower tier ones....I'm going with Do you like Horny Bunnies 2

Lower tier will likely be Sensei 2, Do you Like Horny Bunnies, Yume Miru Kisuru, and Gibo. I can see them having Come See Me Tonight 1/2 instead of the Bunnies though I'm going with the bunnies.
Well from my experience Romanesque is fun and also adorable. The Horny Bunnies are both fun, if not really deep. Gibo and Sensei 2 are trash, with Gibo being slightly more fappable trash but it doesn't have one decent ending in the whole game. I hope Starless makes it in, I've been meaning to play that.

 
They are guesses but yeah Sensei 2 is garbage...I guessed that as these bundles always have garabage which is why I choose Gibo as well. I could very well see one of the Horny Bunny games being come see me tonight instead while they save sequels for other bundles haha.

 
I'm hoping for the newer release Shiny Days...but yeah that wont happen. Maybe Starless..... I'm going to predict at the higher end of the spectrum will be

Hanachirasu or possibly that Littlewitch Romanesque one that's on Steam....those are my guesses for good things in the the higher tier.

Likely this will be Kana My Sister as a game here. Likely it will have a sequel to one of the lower tier ones....I'm going with Do you like Horny Bunnies 2

Lower tier will likely be Sensei 2, Do you Like Horny Bunnies, Yume Miru Kisuru, and Gibo. I can see them having Come See Me Tonight 1/2 instead of the Bunnies though I'm going with the bunnies.
Shiny Days is definitely not happening. Not in this bundle. If it does happen, it will be the headline of its own bundle. I really hope nothing besides Steins;Gate is non-eroge. Personally, I'm hoping for Hitomi. Though I'm good with anything, as long as it's not Water Closet. Don't look that up.

 
I really hope nothing besides Steins;Gate is non-eroge. Personally, I'm hoping for Hitomi. Though I'm good with anything, as long as it's not Water Closet. Don't look that up.
Oh come on, those bundles cater to your pervs 99.999999999% of the time. Throw us vanilla a God damned bone!

Supposedly JAST doesn't have the rights to publish Steins in Steam though so I'll likely pass.

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Visual_Novels#announcements/detail/883072870658086729

And don't you worry, I ain't Googlin no God damned water closet. If it's too freaky deaky for you I ain't touching it with a 10 foot pole.
 
I thought Water's Closet was hilarious.....esp like the girl constantly needing to go to the b-room but her toilet is broken I believe so some muscular man comes to fix the tub while she is like where can I poop. It's so stupid...I think I only finished the first character.

 
I thought Water's Closet was hilarious.....esp like the girl constantly needing to go to the b-room but her toilet is broken I believe so some muscular man comes to fix the tub while she is like where can I poop. It's so stupid...I think I only finished the first character.
His answer was "on my face" and that was that. Pants off, scat filter unchecked, and Kleenex out for the JAST crowd.

 
Shiny Days is definitely not happening. Not in this bundle. If it does happen, it will be the headline of its own bundle. I really hope nothing besides Steins;Gate is non-eroge. Personally, I'm hoping for Hitomi. Though I'm good with anything, as long as it's not Water Closet. Don't look that up.
Heh, I remember hearing about that game when I was like 15, but obviously couldn't just buy eroge back then or my mom would flip. I would be down for WC, that would be a nostalgia trip for me.

 
Heh, I remember hearing about that game when I was like 15, but obviously couldn't just buy eroge back then or my mom would flip. I would be down for WC, that would be a nostalgia trip for me.
Now that you come of age and are 16, your Mom is OK with dat shizzle as long as it's not about you being the ham in a Mom/sister sandwich...
 
Someone on Reddit pointed out that JAST in fact has sold Steins;Gate PC for less than $30 when it was $23.99 during their winter sale.

But clearly he must be mistaken because if Cyanic and the Poopees crew in the AOL 90s chat say that JAST can't sell it for less than $30 it must be true.

I mean, they would never just make crap up and pull shit out of their assets in that chat, right?
 
Someone on Reddit pointed out that JAST in fact has sold Steins;Gate PC for less than $30 when it was $23.99 during their winter sale.

But clearly he must be mistaken because if Cyanic and the Poopees crew in the AOL 90s chat say that JAST can't sell it for less than $30 it must be true.

I mean, they would never just make crap up and pull shit out of their assets in that chat, right?
Maybe it said $30 on the Music Contract Yanni had them sign....

EDIT: Refresh my memory: Does my percentage in ownership of Poopiez go up or down if a bunch of FAPers buy this bundle with their ShittySlug/Yanni Coinz?

 
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Whatever happened to that dude? We need another grouch around since Brutus hardly drops by these days due to having like 28 alts banned and Mooby has been slacking on his hater duties lately.
 
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While everyone else is prefapping to their waifu boobs, groupees secretly launched another music bundle from "notorious classical music iconoclast" somethingNARK that I can't quite read thanks to their stupid VOT4US banner.

 
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Yeah, I sent them a support ticket before I posted. Since they're not very good at website design, I can see it being an error. But I can also see them doing this on purpose so people can't buy multiple preorders at half price to resell them. Groupees bundles aren't usually worth it, but they won't give change on coins so it's possible.
So I know you guys are dying for a update especially rcsample well the one and only shifty got back to blade and said they would give him the full bundle. Now the full Team Mega bundle is in my account. Thanks blade for all the hard work and the preorder you are the man. And rcsample:

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