Tom Brady Viagra commercial. #FailedCommercialIdeas
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Not often I get to unleash my inner white girl. #FreeStarbucks https://t.co/Fn0XKxiFTH
Only played an hour of Overwatch so far, but I think I'm sold. D.Va has been my favorite thus far.
Was in the bathroom when I heard an old man forcing a child to wash his mouth out with soap. Got to love the crazies at Target today.
Driving to town and left the house at the same time as a train passed by. First couple miles felt like a race (and I was winning for a bit).
Plus, if it sticks, it helps get rid of the numbers in my name, so that's a plus.
RT @JaakeMoore: Target should combine the men's and women's clothing departments that way no one gets offended
RT @thedavidabraham: The Tampa Bay #Bucs traded UP for a KICKER in the 2nd Round? Clearly, nobody at the Bucs front office plays fantasy fo…
I guess May's Games With Gold it's better than April. Only own three as opposed to all four. Wish Costume Quest was the 360 version though.
What's up with @CenturyLink always having internet issues on weekends? Half of the websites I use aren't even loading. Time to try GoogleDNS
I just signed up for #TALeapFrog - https://t.co/wlETSjkBR6
Going to miss some of our more interesting topics that we can't have during the day. Such as the intricacies of cock magic.
One more week of overnights and I'll be back on a normal schedule again. Thursday can't come soon enough.
My bottle of Captain Morgan was full this morning. How quickly it disappears on your 6th anniversary of being 21.
Listening to the new @MtACast made me realize most of my friends are possible serial killers. One who isn't might only commit murder-suicide
Next time I move, I'm doing it January first. That way I don't have to do more than one set of taxes.
that.
Need to get back into drafting for #MTG. Pulled Olivia and Jace. Rest of the pool kind of sucked, but the draft paid for itself, so yay.
Kept thinking the 15th fell on a weekend. Still need to do my local taxes and figured I had the weekend worst case scenario. Shit.
Not that it's normally bad. I just love my sleep and overnight shifts with my one true love hardcore style.
Saw these at work last night. Appears @Target now sells penis print boxers. https://t.co/yLRp9jLnQO
I've entered @TheHiddenLevels #giveaway for #gryphonknightepic #XboxOne Enter here https://t.co/MsHVICEOPm #freecodefriday @CyberRhinoGames
Looks like Xavier Woods went Super Saiyan. #Wrestlemania
Pitchers:
DeGrom
Keuchel
Tyson Ross
Smyly
Corbin
Hendricks
Ervin Santana
Kimbrel
Went 3-3 at #MTGSOI event number 2. Deck felt solid, got stumped by Arlinn Kord and lost two close rounds against flyers.
Apparently standard isn't popular where I moved too. Thursday I hear is busy with draft though.
With Easter over, the real egg hunt begins. The Cadbury Eggs on clearance hunt that is.
Seriously though, April's GWG is real good for those who haven't played them. Wolf Among Us remains my favorite of @telltalegames episodics.
Wonder if Emperor Zangorax from Teslapunk has any relation to the sorcerer Zargothrax who led the undead unicorns in the invasion of Dundee
Can't tell if the kids in the bowling lane with the bumpers up to our left are actually bowling or playing pinball.
Heard song in my dream last night I haven't heard in years. Heard it on radio this morning. Dream was car wreck away from final destination
RT @Top8Games: I try not to cross the streams of Magic, politics, and paleontology but sometimes it just happens. #GPDC https://t.co/QBu6Mj…
For people having trouble with #myyahoo pages, delete your individual cookies for my yahoo (and yahoo as well). Just got mine working again.
RT @kbhildebrandt: The Twitter algorithm is here. You need to opt out if you want 2 keep seeing your unfiltered feed. Uncheck that box. htt…
At least the net being down will prompt me to go to bed early tonight and try to catch up on sleep. #ThatsALie
Gods Willing only protects from color of your choice & Eldrazi are colorless, is this magic's way of saying even our Gods cant save us now?
Asked Cortana who is Russia's Greatest Love Machine. She did not respond Ra-Ra-Rasputin, #Disappointed
RT @AlphaOmegaSin: A few snowflakes and everyone out drives like the sky just shit out 4 feet of snow.
Some of the recent price spikes in #MTG are BS. Was going to pick up a couple copies of Worship and it goes from bulk to $20 overninght?
The strange variety of flavors you find at discount grocery outlets. #DontTasteBad https://t.co/4xkWV0Wtc0
RT @emperorwebrunnr: does playing OlliOlli then immediately playing Oxenfree unlock a secret
If it wasn't for the antenna on my car, I'd have forgotten where I parked. #jonasblizzard #BuriedAlive
I've entered @TheHiddenLevels #giveaway for ESJ on #XboxOne. Enter here: https://t.co/K59QaKJ2KM @LOOTinteractive #esj #electronicsuperjoy
PA declared state of emergency last night and interstate was closed down this morning for multi-car accident. Hasn't started snowing yet.
I'll be so happy when the overnight shifts are over at the end of this week. Feel like all I've done all month is work and sleep.
Turns out some nuts broke off the sway bar in my car. Should only be $20 for the part itself which is a huge relief.
This is ground control to Major Tom...
If I replace Hedron Alignment with Exodia at the kitchen table, do you think my play group would notice? https://t.co/1R5B0JqxS6
Short list for top three of 2015. #IDARB, Life Is Strange, Halo 5.
Just heard about Lemmy of Motorhead passing. Still don't want to believe it. #RIPLemmy https://t.co/W62IHhC0Dq
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