Finally got around to trying out the Walmart Drive Up service. Walmart's always been a little crowded for my liking… https://t.co/q1WWZaOBOB
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You know you're in for an interesting conversation when a friend admits to masturbating to you.
Almost got ran over in the parking lot on the way to work this morning.
Would've been kind of him to have gone thr… https://t.co/wiGlELfIlE
Not sure if MLB The Show repeats legends in subsequent titles, but here's hoping they're also in The Show 21. Would… https://t.co/8vncEALeqG
Meaning of Life always gets me pumped as
though, and been a while since I listened to the album in it's entire… https://t.co/T3YrYS0wng
Digging the mountain. Love how it looks like Swiss cheese, just like my opponents after bolting them 7 times. https://t.co/Ir9ykvVauf
100% read this as Monster Violator.
Between that and hearing one of my bosses ask top or bottom, my mind has been… https://t.co/GxvWlsVUmu
Kept thinking the Royal Rumble was tonight for some reason.
Guess I have some time to jump into a game after all… https://t.co/IFeIkdrqVd
"You're going in the wrong direction. You're going to kill somebody you piece of shit". https://t.co/34ncRpjReZ
Finally sat down to knock out the rest of the Minecraft achievements (outside of the play 100 days one) on Windows… https://t.co/8zURQoNA51
Hoping after the next two days of waking up at 5am, I go back to a normal sleep / work schedule. Body isn't built to wake up before the sun.
Height: 6'0"
Shoe size: 13
Zodiac sign: Aries
Tattoos: None, but maybe some day
Piercings: 0
Fav Color: Blue
Fav dr… https://t.co/PlKYPWodG8
Glad I didn't buy mox opals a few months back with them getting banned from modern today.
The lattice ban, while i… https://t.co/Xexx1VpNcS
Started up the Witcher 3 finally and while I'm only an hour in, I can tell I'm going to enjoy it.
That said, start… https://t.co/2pUvDBq2zF
Decided to try out Overcooked 2 and after the first few levels was finding it almost too easy. That was until a sec… https://t.co/Ga61tbxkkn
Passed out early, but apparently the cursed 24 hours was only for 24 hours(ish) as my second least favorite team in… https://t.co/vo1rnZojf1
Note to self: turns out using a bunch of Lysol to cover the burning smell from a previous failed dinner does not wo… https://t.co/a5F5zqvHQj
The Titans sent The Pats and Brady running to the Tannehills. Feels good.
1- Almost died at age 3 from a tractor trailer accident
2- Served on a council for an alliance in Cyber Nations for… https://t.co/pTldTaCqfO
NFL Wildcard predictions:
Bills
Titans
Saints
Seahawks
Little late, but Happy New Year everyone.
Here's hoping you don't stumble into the new year like I have. Hit my he… https://t.co/PyBCP3bt0i
Been tempted to build Feldon lately for EDH, and having the new Purphoros in the 99 may just get me to pull the tri… https://t.co/oCrD8oTrFO
Christmas miracles do exist! https://t.co/ljYwQ4wArL
Last of the Christmas presents finally wrapped. Now to go pass out.
Got the 12 TB hard drive hooked up to the Xbox One. Shouldn't need to worry about space for a while, right? https://t.co/JPU4KMbDxC
Wrapping presents for the Christmas party tomorrow and pretty sure each gift has a little part of me.
I mean that… https://t.co/rNbGKMm0nh
Two more people knocked off the Christmas list. Just need to shop for two more and hope two others make it in the mail by next weekend.
Went a bit crazy in the gamerscore department for November and doubled my previous best month. https://t.co/xMA2XnarY3
Just got around to unpacking to learn that I somehow must have left my pajamas at the hotel.
Oops.
About to see Alice Cooper tonight and playing some songs at random for a friend who's not terribly familiar with hi… https://t.co/B05rtLB1lt
Got to love how useless phone support is when trying to figure out parking for an event. Guess we're going in blind.
Only thing that bums me out is I feel the chance of reprinting Shrine to Nyx went down for the new Theros set. But… https://t.co/05w4iPcD6K
Finally had to break out the sweatpants. Forgot how big they are on me though.
Only other pair I have has a large… https://t.co/cT4yhVQzFL
inside every demon is a rainbow.
Except Karens. Those demons are unredeemable.
If you want to see the new Patriots kicker in action @_apollak https://t.co/OnKig54nd2
Am I crazy for benching JuJu in my fantasy football league this week?
Maybe it's superstition, but I've lost every… https://t.co/UvvbvvOaZq
RT @IndieGamerChick: #IndieSelect: ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove is tomorrow, Thursday October 24 at 3PM PST.
Steam, Switch, Xbox One,…
Mom is watching some show where they yell objection in the other room.
Resisting the urge to unleash the inner Phoenix Wright.
Found someone's old name tag (that presumably doesn't work at Target anymore).
I should totally wear it instead of… https://t.co/sQV3xEMNhn
Told myself I'd stick it out until the beginning of next year (when I hope to move), but I'm not sure I can last th… https://t.co/Qkr1Azv8PL
When having a bad week, never use the phrase "barring unforeseen circumstances". It's practically foreshadowing the… https://t.co/UiagSyDuaW
The Cuphead / Enchanted portals comparisons.
Personally, the witch reminds me more of Hilda (who turns into a moon… https://t.co/A6nvI3Df9Q
People are worried about Flaherty for game five of #ATLvsSTL ?
Please.
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