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I was bored and decided to e-mail one of the posters to no suprise I got one of these spam messages in my e-mail. Nothing but fake women!

Hello, I'm Mandy... I really suck when it comes to talking about myself.. lets see I just moved here, I go to school and I work alot so I'm pretty busy. I'm just looking for a nice guy to have like a friends with benefits type of relationship but if it develops into something more thats ok with me. I'm hoping to find something that can be on going because I'm not trying to sleep with the whole town lol. I really LOVE football and baseball, I like to cook and I'm pretty much a nerd. I like to have a few beers now and again and I'm the best practical joker you will EVER meet! I have no internet at home right now (its killing me) my roommate uses it and doesnt want to pay half the bill so I had it shut off. Shes moving out next month (thank god!) anyway I'm at my sisters now using her internet. I dont really have any friends here yet and Im feeling kinda lonely (wow I sound like a loser lol) I would love to get to know you better but I'm not into sending endless emails back and forth (plus thats pretty hard to do with no internet.) So, if your serious about getting to know each other you can contact me on my profile http://www.xxxblackbook.com/?c=GeoL...nimum_age=18&maximum_age=25&gdr=2&and_options[]=763&toid=27972&toi=29439&tor=490 my username is justmandy and I can get online there with my phone so it will be much easier to communicate, so if you message me there I get a txt and can write you back. I talk alot can you tell??? So..like I said if you look me up there we can chat and if we click I'll give you my number and we can meet up in a public place. I am just trying to play it safe Im a single girl in a town that is all new to me. So yeah that was a ton of rambling lol I hope I didnt put you to sleep.

Hope to talk to you soon

~Mandy

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:rofl: I posted a casual encounter ad once or twice for the lulz.

I posted that I was looking for a WOMAN(and put that IN CAPS and BOLDED) for some NSA(no strings attached) fun.

I was shocked that I DID receive about 4-7 real replies....
from 4 crossdressers(non passable, they sent pics:puke:), 2 trannies and a woman who can only be described as YEEEEEECH:whistle2:&.

Mind you, I did also meet my last ex gf off of there(who was a total control freak who wanted everything HER way), so there are SOME real people on there.

But more porn bots and Nigerian scammers than anything.:cry:
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']:rofl: I posted a casual encounter ad once or twice for the lulz.

I posted that I was looking for a WOMAN(and put that IN CAPS and BOLDED) for some NSA(no strings attached) fun.

I was shocked that I DID receive about 4-7 real replies....
from 4 crossdressers(non passable, they sent pics:puke:), 2 trannies and a woman who can only be described as YEEEEEECH:whistle2:&.

Mind you, I did also meet my last ex gf off of there(who was a total control freak who wanted everything HER way), so there are SOME real people on there.

But more porn bots and Nigerian scammers than anything.:cry:[/QUOTE]

yeah with adult services section removed, still filled with bots out there! Did you post a fake pic of yourself as well? Btw did You really meet your last gf of craigs? wow..........
 
One look at the Seattle area Craigslist casuals, and you KNOW we have no women.
I swear to god, every single ad is for 50 yo+ men looking for 60 yo+ men to suck their dick. -_- what the fuck man?
 
[quote name='CaoPi']yeah with adult services section removed, still filled with bots out there! Did you post a fake pic of yourself as well? Btw did You really meet your last gf of craigs? wow..........[/QUOTE]

I didn't post any pic of myself actually.:) What's even worse than that is that aside from my first ex gf all of my other ex's were from AOL.:shock:

Now that site/service right there is a REAL horror show.:whistle2:#
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']I didn't post any pic of myself actually.:) What's even worse than that is that aside from my first ex gf all of my other ex's were from AOL.:shock:

Now that site/service right there is a REAL horror show.:whistle2:#[/QUOTE]

I can't imagine meeting some for NSA or even free stuff listed at their home or private place, there are some sick people out there. Your posts made me lmao.
 
[quote name='CaoPi']I can't imagine meeting some for NSA or even free stuff listed at their home or private place, there are some sick people out there. Your posts made me lmao.[/QUOTE]
Besides all of the sick people, you also have the people who will flake on you mid discussion after saying for weeks they want an item you're selling.

Case in point, I've been trying to sell a fully BC PS3 for the last month. I've had it listed for around $175, which I figured was a decent price and I should have NO issues selling it for that easily.

I had at least one person make up excuses every time it was getting close to time to meet and at least 2-3 others ask a buttload of questions and then no longer respond.

So I'm starting to see why people put such sparse listings up where they say to email for more information.

Most unusual experience ever from any online site though HAD to be the one lady I met about roughly 10-12 years ago. She said she was 40's, looked 60's, dressed like a hooker(fishnets and all) and brought a 'bodyguard' with her to meet me, who in turn brought his 12-13 year old daughter with him. When the lady got out of my car after we talked for about 30 minutes and proceeded to go back to their SUV, the bodyguard's kid came back and sat in my car and yelled at me for whatever reason.:shock:

Yeah. I should know better than to even bother posting ads of any kind on the internet after that experience alone, but at this point I'm mainly doing it for the lulz.:lol:
 
I know a fat girl who says she wanted someone to go with to museums (she didn't want a relationship) and set a craigslist ad for it. No surprise when people replied with nothing but fuck and suck expectations. Also, she's a total slut so she probably found plenty of new "friends".
 
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Most unusual experience ever from any online site though HAD to be the one lady I met about roughly 10-12 years ago. She said she was 40's, looked 60's, dressed like a hooker(fishnets and all) and brought a 'bodyguard' with her to meet me, who in turn brought his 12-13 year old daughter with him. When the lady got out of my car after we talked for about 30 minutes and proceeded to go back to their SUV, the bodyguard's kid came back and sat in my car and yelled at me for whatever reason.:shock:
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Were you trying to have sex with this lady? I'm confused


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[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']Besides all of the sick people, you also have the people who will flake on you mid discussion after saying for weeks they want an item you're selling.

Case in point, I've been trying to sell a fully BC PS3 for the last month. I've had it listed for around $175, which I figured was a decent price and I should have NO issues selling it for that easily.

I had at least one person make up excuses every time it was getting close to time to meet and at least 2-3 others ask a buttload of questions and then no longer respond.

So I'm starting to see why people put such sparse listings up where they say to email for more information.

Most unusual experience ever from any online site though HAD to be the one lady I met about roughly 10-12 years ago. She said she was 40's, looked 60's, dressed like a hooker(fishnets and all) and brought a 'bodyguard' with her to meet me, who in turn brought his 12-13 year old daughter with him. When the lady got out of my car after we talked for about 30 minutes and proceeded to go back to their SUV, the bodyguard's kid came back and sat in my car and yelled at me for whatever reason.:shock:

Yeah. I should know better than to even bother posting ads of any kind on the internet after that experience alone, but at this point I'm mainly doing it for the lulz.:lol:[/QUOTE]

did you happen to take any pictures during that day? ;)
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']I didn't post any pic of myself actually.:) What's even worse than that is that aside from my first ex gf all of my other ex's were from AOL.:shock:

Now that site/service right there is a REAL horror show.:whistle2:#[/QUOTE]

OK, let's hear the stories :)
 
[quote name='slickkill77']Were you trying to have sex with this lady? I'm confused


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No. I was in one of my 'mess with people' moods and at the time I didn't realize people could look up your address from a phone number by using WhitePages.com reverse look up. So when they parked almost right across the street from my house I was more than a tad scared outta my mind.:shock:
[quote name='CaoPi']did you happen to take any pictures during that day? ;)[/QUOTE]
No. Unfortunately not.
[quote name='Viva Las Vegas']OK, let's hear the stories :)[/QUOTE]
Surprisingly, aside from those stories I haven't had that many really bad experiences from meeting people on the internet.:) Although the one site I was on the one time this older woman(like 10-15 years older than me) drove 5-6 hours to come here and meet me. When she got here though, she looked about 10-15 years older than the apparently wayyyyyy outta date picture she sent me. She was all over me from the word go too, which was really .

So anymore if I do meet someone I meet in a public place with lotsa people around and I give a general description of myself but NO pic and ask for a recent pic of them. Then I check em out from a distance and if I'm just not feelin' it I may just leave.:D

Yes. I know I'm evil for wasting people's time, but it kinda evens out with all of the time I've wasted over the years.:whistle2:#
 
LOL cheapest! I think you and me would get along very well IRL! lol

It's fucked up but I also like to just screw with people when the mood strikes. Not sure about CL meet ups though. I'm always afraid of getting stabbed.

[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']I didn't post any pic of myself actually.:) What's even worse than that is that aside from my first ex gf all of my other ex's were from AOL.:shock:

Now that site/service right there is a REAL horror show.:whistle2:#[/QUOTE]

Dude, I had the best hook ups on AOL. I was like 15 and met this adopted korean chick that went to private school. Adopted korean going to all girl private school = win! lol My favorite thing about her was where she lived. Hooker street. I couldn't believe that shit.
 
[quote name='mr_burnzz']LOL cheapest! I think you and me would get along very well IRL! lol

It's fucked up but I also like to just screw with people when the mood strikes. Not sure about CL meet ups though. I'm always afraid of getting stabbed.[/quote]
There's actually a couple people who the rest of the local CL seem to know by name who sit there and flag ads all day and night. Most times the Rants & Raves section is nothing but posts with people bitching about so n so being a $$$ flagger and so on.:lol:
Dude, I had the best hook ups on AOL. I was like 15 and met this adopted korean chick that went to private school. Adopted korean going to all girl private school = win! lol My favorite thing about her was where she lived. Hooker street. I couldn't believe that shit.
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AOL was fun as hell some nights. There was a clique mentality to some rooms, where people would be sitting there practically giving out their full name, ss# and address to what were otherwise total strangers on the internet.:whistle2:# People knew far too much of each other's business, including but not limited to addresses and real names. They would even have parties every so many months to get together n socialize with their 'friends'.

I actually ended up with an unusual situation a couple of years ago where a voluptuous(read: chunky) chick n her 2-4 gf's would beep when driving by my house really slowly in an old Oldsmobile they'd be cruising around in. It actually started when I used to cruise around our downtown at night when gas was much cheaper. I was driving around down there the one night n they flagged me down. We played follow the leader for like 30-40 minutes, then I got bored n drove home.

Apparently they followed me though, as I had the above situation occur.

I later on found out from a kid up the street that he was being stalked by them at one point too and they had another 5-10 friends and he told me he fucked em all in short order.:whistle2:s

They followed me everywhere, anytime I seemed to get into the car to go someplace they'd pull in behind me and scream 'hey sexy' out the window.:lol: It was so unnerving, so the one night I took a walk down the hill and there they were like usual. I told them to stop stalking me already and get bent.;)

So there's another fun experience I've had.:whistle2:#
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']I later on found out from a kid up the street that he was being stalked by them at one point too and they had another 5-10 friends and he told me he fucked em all in short order.:whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

Damn! You messed up! That coulda been you!! :lol:
 
About 3-4 years ago, I used to post in the dating area of CL. Got tons of spam (which I still get to this day). The only chics I met were this korean lawyer chic who acted like she wanted to go out with me, then quit returning my messages at the last minute.

Another chic I almost hooked up with was a black chic who hated being black. She was a nurse, liked NiN, and sounded like a nympho, always talking about sex to the point that it scared me.

The only other weird situation was when I sold a PSP on there. I met this woman who was from a law firm (in her email) at a mall. I had it in a bag under my arm. As I walked in the entrance, I heard a shutter from a camera go off. Later, I saw a black guy standing near the door of the mall. The lady said she was buying it for her kid, but my friends and I thought it could have been a sting trying to catch someone selling stolen goods.

I also sold an iPod to a hot socialite looking girl who wanted it deleted, but I left all my industrial stuff on there. :lol: She had a b/f, of course.

The only other CL encounter was selling my friend's Xbox and games to a guy near where I lived. He met me in a grocery store parking lot with a carload of kids. I bet he bought it for his kids.

Haven't posted anything on that site in 4 years other than the xbox sale.
 
[quote name='2DMention']About 3-4 years ago, I used to post in the dating area of CL. Got tons of spam (which I still get to this day). The only chics I met were this korean lawyer chic who acted like she wanted to go out with me, then quit returning my messages at the last minute.

Another chic I almost hooked up with was a black chic who hated being black. She was a nurse, liked NiN, and sounded like a nympho, always talking about sex to the point that it scared me.

The only other weird situation was when I sold a PSP on there. I met this woman who was from a law firm (in her email) at a mall. I had it in a bag under my arm. As I walked in the entrance, I heard a shutter from a camera go off. Later, I saw a black guy standing near the door of the mall. The lady said she was buying it for her kid, but my friends and I thought it could have been a sting trying to catch someone selling stolen goods.

I also sold an iPod to a hot socialite looking girl who wanted it deleted, but I left all my industrial stuff on there. :lol: She had a b/f, of course.

The only other CL encounter was selling my friend's Xbox and games to a guy near where I lived. He met me in a grocery store parking lot with a carload of kids. I bet he bought it for his kids.

Haven't posted anything on that site in 4 years other than the xbox sale.[/QUOTE]
:lol:Those were some fun experiences there. I tried meeting the one guy who said he wanted this 60gb PS3 I've been trying to sell and normally when I bring a system to sell to the mall with me and it's a used one I'll just lug it in in a bag with the accessories sitting in another bag inside.

But this time I figured I didn't want to maybe bump the system trying to walk up the escalator with it(God knows it has enough scratches on it:roll:), so I brought it in a box. A BIG box.:whistle2:# I noticed the mall rent-a-cops jotting down notes and walking by me 2-3x while I sat there for 20-30 minutes with this box perched next to me on the bench.

The guy never showed unfortunately and has since stopped responding to emails as have at least 2-3 other people who said they wanted it.

I'm tempted to try having a buddy trade in the PS3 to GS if they do another $200 tiv bump sometime soon for PS3s, since I'm getting sick of the flakes on CL.
 
I've met way too many women online. Most recently, the woman I'm married to.

I can honestly say that only one of the probably twenty women I met through social networking sites turned out to be fugly.
 
I've only had two experiences with CL and it went very smooth. Several years ago I bought a used Dell desktop computer w/ 20" flat panel monitor for $200. At the time the monitor alone was more than worth the price. Went to the person's house, checked it out, and gave him the dough. Smooth transaction.

This past Christmas we wanted to get one of those power wheels vehicles for our son but there was no way we were going to spend $400 at TRU for one. Ended up getting a red Dodge Viper that was like new for $125 in a town about 30 minutes away. The guy said his kids were too young for it. I didn't quite understand why he couldn't just hang onto it until his kids grew up but oh well. Maybe the sucker was hot or they were just down on their luck and needed the cash right away...

I call BS on Cheapest's story. A guy as cheap as him driving around wasting gas? I don't care how low gas prices were he's too much of a cheapass for that... LOL ;)
 
[quote name='Chitown021']

I call BS on Cheapest's story. A guy as cheap as him driving around wasting gas? I don't care how low gas prices were he's too much of a cheapass for that... LOL ;)[/QUOTE]

But he was young and stupid.
 
Cmon guys you can do better than that it's called "casual encounters" aka NSA fun. I only want to hear sexual related stories
 
[quote name='metaphysicalstyles']I've met way too many women online. Most recently, the woman I'm married to.

I can honestly say that only one of the probably twenty women I met through social networking sites turned out to be fugly.[/QUOTE]

But the fugly ones are more likely to put out. And if you're just meeting for a one-time hook up, who cares?
 
[quote name='eldergamer']But the fugly ones are more likely to put out. And if you're just meeting for a one-time hook up, who cares?[/QUOTE]

You're that friend I hate when we go out and have too much to drink.
 
Here's an example of some of the spambots who still email me 3 years later:

[quote name='spamfembot'] Hiya, we where talking a few months back but did not get together for some reason, just figured I would give it another try and find out if you're interested. I am just seeking some no strings fun.

Check out my pictures at http://$$$$$$$/jAXZN If your attracted to me lets get together soon.

Doreen[/quote]

NSA doesn't work, but I could see NSA one night stands working.
 
just got this in my mail box :whistle2:#

This message is in regards to the advertisement. I would really be open for us to get to know one an other. I am always available to try something brand new, so let me know if there is anything special that you like. I hope you find what you're craving, and who knows, maybe we are wishing for the same things.

Just to fill you in about me, I am a 25 year old exchange student from France that had a companion when I got here a year ago. Anyhow I am out of here on May 28, so I figured I should give this a attempt. I am 5'4'' weigh about 108 pounds, so yes I have all the correct things in the right place. If this interest you, shoot me a response, & I will insert some pics.
 
Recently I got some email bites from a vampire chick who kept talking about how lonely it was in her apartment and how the air conditioning wasn't working (meaning it was sooo hot) and her occupation which she could not reveal.

So it turns out she has an ex-boyfriend she's spending Easter with for some reason instead of meeting me; who she's supposedly not attached to, so I conclude that she wants a sailor in every port or she's batshit five ways from Sunday.

I still lol and think it was a set-up though; how many chicks really advertise that they live alone? I kept thinking, "No, I can't meet you at night, yo gonna steal my wallet."
 
[quote name='2DMention']Another chic I almost hooked up with was a black chic who hated being black. She was a nurse, liked NiN, and sounded like a nympho, always talking about sex to the point that it scared me.[/QUOTE]

:hot: You let this one get away, why???
 
I've tried responding now and again, mostly out of curiosity . . . I found a surprisingly high percentage of respondents trying to convince me to meet at a motel (of her choice) and that she'll get the room and I'll pay her back. Essentially, prostitutes trying to have a clever way to get around police charges.
 
Okay, here's my current approach, let me know if I'm doing good.

"all im lookin for is someone to talk to/text to fill up my free time and get to know. i enjoy making new friends and i dont care if you live near me, are attractive or not, but please not too old i dont wanna be talking to someone old enough to be my father. get back at me with your info and a pic if you like leave your number and ill text you. rememeber alls i want is a friend. thanks guys"
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GREETINGS, YOUNG PERSON. I COME FROM THE PLANET XARLON. Oh shit, I have no texting capablities. THUS IS THE PRICE OF BEING TEN YEARS OLDER. If you wish to know more, please do not hesitate to enter the gel capsule. Winter freshness will be yours.

Can you even imagine how awesome a girl would be if they responded to this?
 
:rofl: I like my current ads on a couple sites. I've stopped being polite at all and I'm just completely 100000000% honest.

The basic gist of em are: I am who I am, you're not gonna change me so don't try. If you think you can, then get to steppin' cuz it ain't happening.:rofl:
 
These stories are awesome. Where are all the CAGs that got suckered into CL prostitution stings? Still in prison? Bring on the tales!
 
Hahaha I can't share anything juicy with my username being easily Googled.

The only story I can share is some guy I bought an XBox 360 from. He lied about the hard drive size and I didn't realize it as I had never seen anything but the 20GB. Well I ask him and he says he didn't know but says he can make it up to me if I'm into guys. He looked like one of the Mongoose Bros. from Rocko's Modern Life and I considered being screwed out of a few bucks to be the better option.
 
I bought a TI 83 calculator the other day from a blonde Russian chick(assumption didn't ask). We ended up going to get coffee. Were going out for drinks Saturday.
 
[quote name='silentevil']I bought a TI 83 calculator the other day from a blonde Russian chick(assumption didn't ask). We ended up going to get coffee. Were going out for drinks Saturday.[/QUOTE]

was she hot got pics for proof? ;)
 
[quote name='CaoPi']was she hot got pics for proof? ;)[/QUOTE]
Yeah she was cute. I was surprised when I met her. Sorry though I didn't think to stop and ask her if I could take pictures of her to prove to random people on the internet I met her. I met her downtown and she was telling me about the class I needed the calculator for(she took it in the spring) and I just asked if she wanted to go get coffee or something. I'm willing to admit I got lucky with this.
 
I met my current girlfriend on CL last autumn. I put up an ad for a vacancy in my apartment and after wading through countless flakes(one douchebag prep sent me a 2 page autobiography, toured the apartment and then told us the building was too far a walk from a shitty college bar down the street.), turning down several creepy middle-aged dudes and an elderly gay ex-soldier.
A month later she turned up and was the most non-creepy and non-flaky of all the applicants and cute to boot.
 
[quote name='looploop']I met my current girlfriend on CL last autumn. I put up an ad for a vacancy in my apartment and after wading through countless flakes(one douchebag prep sent me a 2 page autobiography, toured the apartment and then told us the building was too far a walk from a shitty college bar down the street.), turning down several creepy middle-aged dudes and an elderly gay ex-soldier.
A month later she turned up and was the most non-creepy and non-flaky of all the applicants and cute to boot.[/QUOTE]

Yes, but does she pay the rent?
 
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