[quote name='-Blood_Rayne-']Around here it's the other way around:
Customers of all game stores--post your stupid Employee stories.
So I was finishing up my game shopping went up to the counter to pay for my two games. These two big ass fat dudes who looked like brothers not only took forever finding my games(literally 10 mins) but when they were ringing them up one fat dude knocked over a big ass cup of pepsi that they had sitting right in the middle of them. Of course it just happened to spill all over my two games, his cell phone and the pc keyboard. He picked it up with lightning speed of a slug....
Fat ass 1: Don't worry about that the games will play fine
Me: I doubt that
Fat ass 2: Yeah they will man we'll wipe them up and there good to go *he did the taco bell hand thing*
Me: I want another copy or my money back.
Fat ass 1: Man were telling you it only got a little damp no big thing.
Fat ass 2: Yeah don't be so game anal.
Me: Did you not hear me the first time? I either want another copy of both games or my
ing money back
Fat ass 2: *Sigh*
Fat ass 1: Fine man we'll get another copy but I'm telling you it's just a little damp.
Me: A little damp? Lift the game out of the case and look at it.
Fat ass 1: *Lifts up game out of case*(pepsi sitting on the bottom of it soaked)
Fat ass 1: Oh man.... dude you were right shit I didn't know it was that bad.
Fat ass 2: Still doesn't seem that bad to have to get another copy
Me: You sir are a moron.
Fat ass 1: There you go man fresh new copies and because of your wait were knocking 10% off.
Me: Thanks.
Fat ass 2: Why did you do that?
Fat ass 1: Dude stfu you want him to get our manager?
Fat ass 2: ..... good point
Fat ass 1: Dude you owe me a new cell
Fat ass 2: No I don't!
Fat ass 1: Yes you do you runied my damn cell!
Fat ass 2: my bad, my bad
They were still fighting when I left, talk about a long day...
[/QUOTE]Please tell me this is a joke post. It just sounds so made up it's ridiculous, and honestly, who says "You sir are an idiot" besides Krusty the Clown?