Ever poop so loud, your roommates could hear you in the living room?

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I rushed home from class last Thursday, seriously Prairie Dogging a major, wet and wild crap. So my roommate sees me walking in and starts talking at me, and I go "Can't talk, gotta take a monster dump." So I almost push him out of the way, as I rush into our bathroom. I drop trough and let it rip, and it came out so hard and fast, my roommate, sitting in the living room, could here it zooming out of my butt and splashing down into the water, not unlike a Barry Bonds home run. Has this ever happened to anyone else?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I rushed home from class last Thursday, seriously Prairie Dogging a major, wet and wild crap. So my roommate sees me walking in and starts talking at me, and I go "Can't talk, gotta take a monster dump." So I almost push him out of the way, as I rush into our bathroom. I drop trough and let it rip, and it came out so hard and fast, my roommate, sitting in the living room, could here it zooming out of my butt and splashing down into the water, not unlike a Barry Bonds home run. Has this ever happened to anyone else?[/QUOTE]


after laughing so hard for about 2 minutes, I calmed down :p

Yea I've dumped so loud before. I got hemorrhoids so it cranks that noise even louder :whistle2:(

Javerhia is the guy you need to talk to about this... he wrote the book on shitting types!

It could have been worse... like taking a laxative for a procedure and nothing happening for hours, then on the ride home from the Midnight showing of spiderman 3, you have the urgent need to take a shit but everything is closed at 3am!!!! On the 20 min ride back home, I was like 2 mins from home when I completely lost it and released while driving! holy shit the stink was really bad and lasted for a few months on my seat :(

Surprisingly the closing CompUSA had a nice stained underwear in a bag in their trashcan the next day. my going away gift :)
 
[quote name='linkpwns']I have filled a whole tiolet with feces once... Thank god I wasn't on an airplane[/QUOTE]


oh...now that is gross.
 
[quote name='Sofa King Kool']No, but I once took a dump as long as my forearm.

It was work of art.[/quote]

[quote name='linkpwns']I have filled a whole tiolet with feces once... Thank god I wasn't on an airplane[/quote]

...I don't know if I should be completely disgusted, or really, really, impressed.

I guess I'll settle for impressively disgusted.
 
[quote name='Sofa King Kool']No, but I once took a dump as long as my forearm.

It was work of art.[/quote]
I once shat a donut-shaped shit, complete with hole.
 
My sister once took a shit that was like a sausage link that swirled around the toilet ( she showed me it becuase she was amazed). Though she will never admit to this moment.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Being fucking retarded.[/QUOTE]


If being retarded was grounds for being banned, Id bet more than half the members on this site wouldnt fucking be here.
 
[quote name='Will']If being retarded was grounds for being banned, Id bet more than half the members on this site wouldnt fucking be here.[/quote]

Starting with SevendustFlyer and LiquidNight, or whatever the hell they want to be called now.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']My sister once took a shit that was like a sausage link that swirled around the toilet ( she showed me it becuase she was amazed). Though she will never admit to this moment.[/QUOTE]


now that's sick... your sister was amazed what came out of her ass.

I mean I can tolerate what comes out of my ass, but get extremely sick when ever I see someone else's shit.

One time at TRU a few weeks ago, someone sprayed there shit all over the top of the toilet... I was like what the fuck was it so strong that it made him fly out of the toilet seat?
 
[quote name='electronicmaji']No but once I passed out while taking a dump[/quote]

I'd imagine that went well for you when you woke up... or whoever found you like that.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']now that's sick... your sister was amazed what came out of her ass.

I mean I can tolerate what comes out of my ass, but get extremely sick when ever I see someone else's shit.

One time at TRU a few weeks ago, someone sprayed there shit all over the top of the toilet... I was like what the fuck was it so strong that it made him fly out of the toilet seat?[/QUOTE]


Didn't want to touch the seat so they hovered, worst i've seen was on a construction site, someone literally shit on the handle and then part of the top, fuckin dirty people out there
 
[quote name='Moxio']*rimshot*[/quote]

Huzzah! I thank ya, sir! There are lots more crappy jokes where that one came from! Haha! I mean, seriously folks, who here hates airline food? I mean, what's the deal with that? Anyone? Oh. Ok.
 
I share the bathroom/room with one roommate so I just wait until he's at work or class soI can disrespect the toilet.
 
[quote name='coolsteel']Didn't want to touch the seat so they hovered, worst i've seen was on a construction site, someone literally shit on the handle and then part of the top, fuckin dirty people out there[/QUOTE]


dude thats why you ALWAYS put like a layer or two of toilet paper BEFORE to sit down. As for the construction site Don's Johns... well isn't that opened to anyone? Bet you some damn teenager did it.
 
[quote name='electronicmaji']Actually I passed out because the fumes replaced the oxygen and I ran out of air to breath. They had to break in a resuscitate me.[/QUOTE]


holy shit... what the fuck?!?! is that even possible?!?!

no way... I mean no way in hell could you eat something that caused you to release so much gas that it replaced the oxygen with that stuff. Unless you were in a very confined bathroom with no window and no air vents.


Man I don't even use a bathroom unless it is roomy area OR has a built in exhaust fan.

If the bathroom is within hearing distance from someone or you know someone is near it, try to muffle the sound the best you can by placing toilet paper (several wads) to slightly block the hole but not too much..just enough to have the gas release into the toilet paper which *paddes/muffles* the sound.

Believe me it works.
 
A) VG and slidecage just need to have sex and get it over with.
B) electronicdouche didn't get enough oxygen at some point in his life = I would have never guessed that.
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']A) VG and slidecage just need to have sex and get it over with.
B) electronicdouche didn't get enough oxygen at some point in his life = I would have never guessed that.[/quote]What makes you think we haven't already?
 
[quote name='javeryh']It warms my heart to know whenever fecal matter is mentioned you are thinking of me.[/QUOTE]


you wrote the damn book on poop. Hell your the father of poop!

now where is that damn thread you wrote about it...I lost it :(
 
[quote name='reiji']If anyone out there hasn't read "Macaroni and Beef", do it. READ. NOW.

http://www.thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

EDIT: I thought I should add a warning that the contents of the link are pretty..umm...graphic(?)[/QUOTE]


Absolutely fucking hilarious....I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...
 
What really gets me is those locations where you are either forced to use the bathroom out of necessity or have booked a cheap room sight unseen, and the bathroom is totally lacking in privacy. I rented a room with a few people slopeside at Big White ski area, and the bathroom was basically a converted cupboard with western style saloon half doors and a tape deck with sounds of the ocean that you were supposed to crank up when the going got loud. Nothing like the sounds of pooping while your trying to go to sleep five feet away.
 
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