Favorite Simpsons Secondary Character

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Who is your favorite secondary Simpsons character(non-family memeber)? I used to be a Frink man, but I moved to having Willie as my fav secondary character. Feel free to post a quote of your character.

Willie: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scotts. Or Welshmen and Scotts. Or Japanese and Scotts. Or Scotts and other Scotts! Damn Scotts! They ruined Scotland!
Skinner: You Scotts sure are contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
 
[quote name='Tromack']Lionel Hutz. God Rest Phil Hartman.[/QUOTE]

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

yeah, he's up there (see avatar) and since I'm a lawyer, I try to model myself after him...
 
[quote name='javeryh']Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

yeah, he's up there (see avatar) and since I'm a lawyer, I try to model myself after him...[/QUOTE]
:rofl: Do you carry around a brief case full of shredded newspaper or give away smoking monkeys?

Edit: Principal Skinner gets my pick. A glaring oversight on your part for not putting him in the poll.
 
Other as in Lenny and Carl...I like Lenny more because he built Mt. Carlton or whatever it was called.

Plus everyone loves Lenny especially when Homer lied about him getting hurt "Not Lenny!"
 
I like ralph the best. But that guy that is always loosing his job, (i think his name is Gill) hes also great.
 
Carl, you'll be partenered with Lenny

Awwwww nuts.

*looks at Lenny*

I mean......awwww nuts.


They are like 1 character
 
Mr. Burns is the man. I love it when he dates himself to be some obscene age. Like in the baseball episode when his dream team consists of Cap Anson, Honus Wagner and Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown. Genius.
 
Frankly, the fellow who gets laughs out of me most is the salesman guy, Gill, or something. He's always in debt, claiming he's about to make the big break, but somehow he gets screwed over. Sort of like real life. :lol:


'Joy! Now I'll be able to afford that hot plate to cook dinner!'

'My first sale! No more Alpo for me tonight!' :lol:
 
[quote name='jaritter']Cleetus the slack-jawed yokel[/QUOTE]

:applause:

Damn, I forgot about him!

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[quote name='Tiphireth']Frankly, the fellow who gets laughs out of me most is the salesman guy, Gill, or something. He's always in debt, claiming he's about to make the big break, but somehow he gets screwed over. Sort of like real life. :lol:


'Joy! Now I'll be able to afford that hot plate to cook dinner!'

'My first sale! No more Alpo for me tonight!' :lol:[/QUOTE]

:applause: I agree my favorite.
 
Willie! I can't remember the exact quote so I'll paraphase.

Bart: What did you do with my dog?
Willie: I ate him!
Bart: *Gasp*
Willie: I ate his little feet, I ate his tail, and I ate the way he's always barking
Bart: Oh! I see you HATE him?
Willie: Ya, and I ate the mess he left on me rug
*Bart raises an eyebrow*
Willie: You 'eard me.
 
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

Skinner: "Willie. Go into the vent and get him."
Willie: "What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!"
Skinner: "Grease yourself up and go in you.. guff speaking work slacker."
Willie: "Ooh. Good comeback."

"Now look boy. If your da goes ga-ga, you just use that 'shin' of yours to call me and I'll come a-runnin'. But don't be readin' my mind between four and five. That's Willie's time."

"Bonjourrr, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys."

Yeah, my vote's for Willie. :lol:
 
Chief Wiggum (in the movie theatre): Ahhh nothing beats a good porno movie
Krusty: Is this a bust?
Chief Wiggum: Yes
Lisa: That story isn't suitable for children.
Chief Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version.
 
I like Snake (He is the crimminal thats has a snake tatoo on his arm and he is always shooting Apu).
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I've got to give my vote to Gil, especially after he lost his hotplate when Homer and Marge stole the hot air balloon he'd been living in.

A close second place goes to Duffman... "Duffman is thrusting to the problem." Classic.
 
I voted for Willie.

Skinner: "Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?"
Willie: "No. But the PTA would tear you a new arse."
Skinner: "Wise councel, William. But the potty talk adds nothing. "
Willie: "Aye sir, you bath-taking, underpants-wearing, lily-hugger."

"We're wasting more energy than Ricky Martin's girlfriend."
 
[quote name='BlueWingX']A close second place goes to Duffman... "Duffman is thrusting to the problem." Classic.[/QUOTE]

"What... would Jesus do?!?"
 
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