Porn UMDs!!!!

Awesome. Why didn't IGN show us some video footage?
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Hehehe...
 
Weeheehee, there's a porn company called GLAY'z!...GLAY should sue!

And another good question is, "why would you pay $40 for ANY porn?"
 
[quote name='humidore']Weeheehee, there's a porn company called GLAY'z!...GLAY should sue!

And another good question is, "why would you pay $40 for ANY porn?"[/QUOTE]

Quality porn is really expensive... so I've heard... 8-[
 
[quote name='62t']Is there any format that support porn and fail?[/QUOTE]

Betamax didn't have porn, and look what happened to it... :lol:
 
[quote name='humidore']Weeheehee, there's a porn company called GLAY'z!...GLAY should sue!

And another good question is, "why would you pay $40 for ANY porn?"[/QUOTE]

Hey, who WOULDN'T pay $40 to wank it on the commuter train?
 
There was plenty of porn on Betamax.

I went to the Glay'z site, and I was surprised to see pubes. I had thought Japanese porn didn't show it.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']Hey, who WOULDN'T pay $40 to wank it on the commuter train?[/QUOTE]

That is a scenario is a porn movie waiting to happen! :lol: I guess I didn't count how "convenient" it is, so $40 is reasonable for those with an interest in that.

And I thought the same thing adamsappel...That one Dave Attel special where he went to Japan (and to a porn TV network) pretty much made that clear I thought. I'm surprised more people didn't realise the simple (and more hygenic) bypass to that law...getting off topic tho :whistle2:#
 
I would buy 1... region code might be a problem....

but $40... arrrgghhhh.... maybe be $10....

still it was goin to happen.. like someone else has said...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Why the hell would you buy sensored porn for $40?[/QUOTE]

"these aren't the softcore AV Idol releases you might expect being released for play on a videogame machine -- and most are uncensored"

July 8: The Nurse of a Big Breast - Mitsu Amai (3800 yen, uncensored)
July 8: Goku Hong - Riko Tachibana (3800 yen)
July 8: High Grade Class First Soap Lady - Anna Kaneshiro (2800 yen)
July 22: Loli Nanpa 5 (3800 yen, uncensored)
July 22: Erotic Terrorist Beautiful Body - NOA (2800 yen, uncensored)


Just before Cheapy goes to Japan too? :whistle2:k :razz:
 
[quote name='62t']Is there any format that support porn and fail?[/QUOTE]
Adilt Movies always shows up on ever format, so its not really something you can gage with. There was Adult movies on Laserdisc, Betamax and even VCDs. Heck I think I've even seen Adult movies in the format so you can watch them on your celphone.

Basic Rule, If it can be watched you'll fine porn on it.
 
[quote name='CapAmerica']Adilt Movies always shows up on ever format, so its not really something you can gage with. There was Adult movies on Laserdisc, Betamax and even VCDs. Heck I think I've even seen Adult movies in the format so you can watch them on your celphone.

Basic Rule, If it can be watched you'll fine porn on it.[/QUOTE]

Even Video Disc? (or was it flexi disc?)

myke.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']
July 22: Loli Nanpa 5 (3800 yen, uncensored)
July 22: Erotic Terrorist Beautiful Body - NOA (2800 yen, uncensored)[/QUOTE]

Loli and terrorist porn. Japan, I hate you.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']"these aren't the softcore AV Idol releases you might expect being released for play on a videogame machine -- and most are uncensored"

July 8: The Nurse of a Big Breast - Mitsu Amai (3800 yen, uncensored)
July 8: Goku Hong - Riko Tachibana (3800 yen)
July 8: High Grade Class First Soap Lady - Anna Kaneshiro (2800 yen)
July 22: Loli Nanpa 5 (3800 yen, uncensored)
July 22: Erotic Terrorist Beautiful Body - NOA (2800 yen, uncensored)


Just before Cheapy goes to Japan too? :whistle2:k :razz:[/QUOTE]

One is about $30 and the other $40... Both appear to be censored. My question is, why the hell would you buy porn that is censored. Can you even call it porn if its censored?
 
[quote name='Kayden']One is about $30 and the other $40... Both appear to be censored. My question is, why the hell would you buy porn that is censored. Can you even call it porn if its censored?[/QUOTE]

Maybe some people think seeing wang breaks up the mood...
 
[quote name='Kayden']One is about $30 and the other $40... Both appear to be censored. My question is, why the hell would you buy porn that is censored. Can you even call it porn if its censored?[/QUOTE]

Some of the censoring is very light (slight pixelation) so it doesn't ruin it. To be honest the pixelization of Japanese porn has made them more creative and more interesting in what they produce compared to porn in the US. Don't ask why I know this....:roll:

If they have anything with Anna Ohura or Akira Fubuki that would be awesome.
 
I want to see porn take advantage of force feedback. "OH MY GREAT ORGASMING VAGINA!!" *rumble rumble*
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Some of the censoring is very light (slight pixelation) so it doesn't ruin it. To be honest the pixelization of Japanese porn has made them more creative and more interesting in what they produce compared to porn in the US. Don't ask why I know this....:roll: .[/QUOTE]

If by "creative and more interesting" you mean "totally fucked up" then yes. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If by "creative and more interesting" you mean "totally fucked up" then yes. :lol:[/QUOTE]

;)

Some of it is kinda weird but some is all right. American porn is usually people in a bedroom going at it. I have seen a Japanese one where a girl works in a McDonald's with a remote controlled "toy" while taking peoples orders. Some guy turns it on and off and she is trying not to let it affect her and the faces she makes are hysterical, lol. Nothing can be seen outright but it is damned creative if nothing else.
 
well, this was going to happen sooner or later.

from what it sounds like these UMDs may not have region coding... neither region 1 or 2.

sadly enough, these are the only UMD videos that are comming out that interest me the slightest... would be grea for an ice-breaker:

"hey guys, wanna see what I imported from japan. Its something new for the PSP that has yet to come over here in the states. It really pushes the hardware of the system and promises to have an impact on players."

then you whip it out and either get slapped, walked away on, or, if you are lucky, be able to use this as a great conversation peice.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']well, this was going to happen sooner or later.

from what it sounds like these UMDs may not have region coding... neither region 1 or 2.

sadly enough, these are the only UMD videos that are comming out that interest me the slightest... would be grea for an ice-breaker:

"hey guys, wanna see what I imported from japan. Its something new for the PSP that has yet to come over here in the states. It really pushes the hardware of the system and promises to have an impact on players."

then you whip it out and either get slapped, walked away on, or, if you are lucky, be able to use this as a great conversation peice.[/QUOTE]

Best. Double Entedre. Ever! :lol:
 
[quote name='iheartmetal']this seems pointless, im sure you can get my better porn for free from the internet and put it on your duo...[/QUOTE]


my sentiments exactly
 
[quote name='Collectordragon']There's GBA Video and no official porn on that system.[/QUOTE]

The problem w/ the GBA is that video quality is very low so you probably wouldn't ever see it. Even in cell phones, the pr0n didn't start becoming a cottage industry until you started getting these high quality lcd displays capable of higher resolutions than the old black and white lcd displays. Also, Nintendo has had a reputation for squashing content they feel is questionable (remember sweat in Mortal Kombat?). Nintendo's MO is making games. Sony's, by contrast, is to make multimedia devices (and content to go with them). So since Sony has a wider scope of exposure, it can be reasoned that making pr0n for sony devices (tvs, cameras, etc.) would be seen by a wider audience. I doubt you'll see any 'official' nintendo pr0n. It'll always be underground home-brewed stuff (of which there has been for the GBA video).
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'];)

Some of it is kinda weird but some is all right. American porn is usually people in a bedroom going at it. I have seen a Japanese one where a girl works in a McDonald's with a remote controlled "toy" while taking peoples orders. Some guy turns it on and off and she is trying not to let it affect her and the faces she makes are hysterical, lol. Nothing can be seen outright but it is damned creative if nothing else.[/QUOTE]

I don't know why but that sounded hilarious. Oh the mind pictures that are coming up. If you got a link or some other way of getting it than could you PM it me? THanks in advance:lol::lol:
 
You know, Sports Illustrasted Swimsuit videos would be a happy compromise in North America. They are acceptable by Sony standards and are as popular as Playboy if not more so. Plus, there is no age limit for purchase so all the teen horndogs could get them too. Frankly Playboy's photography is not that great IMO. But I love the photography in SI:Swimsuit Editions.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']You know, Sports Illustrasted Swimsuit videos would be a happy compromise in North America. They are acceptable by Sony standards and are as popular as Playboy if not more so. Plus, there is no age limit for purchase so all the teen horndogs could get them too. Frankly Playboy's photography is not that great IMO. But I love the photography in SI:Swimsuit Editions.[/QUOTE]

totally agree there and good idea. Not to mention, Playboy is a little too "softcore" for me :lol:

Hmm... well didn't PSPMagazines put up some swimsuit model pics for the PSP?

don't forget lowrider magazine could cash in on this with their "car girls", though I never even touch that magazine...
 
If they have anything with Anna Ohura or Akira Fubuki that would be awesome.
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Anna Ohura isn't bad. Got quite the rack, but Akira Fubuki rocks. Though my problem with Japanese porn is the women never look happy. They always look like they're getting raped. That's a huge turn off for me.
 
[quote name='Rei no Otaku']Anna Ohura isn't bad. Got quite the rack, but Akira Fubuki rocks. Though my problem with Japanese porn is the women never look happy. They always look like they're getting raped. That's a huge turn off for me.[/QUOTE]

turn that frown upside down!



hmm... this discussion is just getting awkward now...
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'];)

Some of it is kinda weird but some is all right. American porn is usually people in a bedroom going at it. I have seen a Japanese one where a girl works in a McDonald's with a remote controlled "toy" while taking peoples orders. Some guy turns it on and off and she is trying not to let it affect her and the faces she makes are hysterical, lol. Nothing can be seen outright but it is damned creative if nothing else.[/QUOTE]

Funnily enough, I have 2 of those clips.:lol::bouncy:
 
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