STEVEN SEAGAL Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

[projecteightysix]

Well I was walking through the lovely isles of walmart and what do I stumble apon? That's right, Steven Seagal lightning bolt energy drink.

So I buy one of each flavor. Asian Experience (the blue can) tastes like ginger ale with a horrible after taste. Cherry Charge (the red can), made me actually vomit. I don't know what period blood tastes like, but my guess is it'd taste like cherry charge steven segal energy drink.

Horray for Steven Seagal and his music/film career.

 

[Noodle Pirate!]

I would only buy Chuck Norris's pee flavored energy drink. By the sounds of it, I think it would taste better then Steven Seagal's

 

[cochesecochese]

[quote name='projecteightysix']I don't know what period blood tastes like[/quote]

razzleberries!

 

[HumanSnatcher]

My partners 7-11 used to carry these. Needless to say, they were only stocked for a couple of weeks because they didn't move at all

 

[ITDEFX]

whats funny is that I use to think Seagal was a bad ass in Under Siege that I wanted to have the same haircut and style as him.

could never get my hair slicked back enough ;( damn curly hair genes

 

[Hex]

Ahaha. His drinks have as much quality as the plot to his movies, eh? ;3

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Repost!

I'm too lazy to find it. But we've talked about this drink before. It has it's own website.

“I have traveled the world creating this drink; there is none better,” says Seagal, who lived in Tibet and Japan in the 1960s and 1970s while learning Buddhism and martial arts. “I have included in this drink everything I could to strengthen the body.”

 

[MrX]

That crap is NASTY. I did the same ing after drinking the cherry one