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miniarnold

miniarnold

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I had one late last night, and it hit me about 1/2-way through my commute to work this morning. I barely made it to the bathroom at the office in time for a colon-explosion!
 
[quote name='miniarnold']I had one late last night, and it hit me about 1/2-way through my commute to work this morning. I barely made it to the bathroom at the office in time for a colon-explosion![/quote]

It also tastes like ass.... I prefer the one with the potatoes in it.
 
[quote name='Othergods'][quote name='miniarnold']I had one late last night, and it hit me about 1/2-way through my commute to work this morning. I barely made it to the bathroom at the office in time for a colon-explosion![/quote]

It also tastes like ass.... I prefer the one with the potatoes in it.[/quote]

How do you know what ass tastes like? Wait, don't answer that...
 
[quote name='miniarnold']I had one late last night, and it hit me about 1/2-way through my commute to work this morning. I barely made it to the bathroom at the office in time for a colon-explosion![/quote]

I hate it when that happens. Of course, it's a good way to get paid taking a shit...
 
If you haven't had Chipotle.. you haven't Mexican Intestinal Revenge...... I'm pretty sure just smelling a Chipotle burrito will give you a 1/2 hour long batch of the Hershey Squirts.
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb']If you haven't had Chipotle.. you haven't Mexican Intestinal Revenge...... I'm pretty sure just smelling a Chipotle burrito will give you a 1/2 hour long batch of the Hershey Squirts.[/quote]

I'll 2nd that, If you want real mexican food you have to go to a real MEXICAN. Tyree/Tom at taco bell has no idea what he is doing
 
Chipotle doesnt affect my intestines, thems quality burritos. i always go with chicken though so maybe thats the difference.
also chipotle is owned by mcdonalds for those that didnt know! pepsi used to own taco bell/kfc/pizza hut - but thats another story.
 
[quote name='Michaellvortega'][quote name='Cornfedwb']If you haven't had Chipotle.. you haven't Mexican Intestinal Revenge...... I'm pretty sure just smelling a Chipotle burrito will give you a 1/2 hour long batch of the Hershey Squirts.[/quote]

I'll 2nd that, If you want real mexican food you have to go to a real MEXICAN. Tyree/Tom at taco bell has no idea what he is doing[/quote]

ya you do. My sisters boyfriend is mexican and he takes me to all the real restraunts. So fucking amazing. They use soft corn tortillas. And the fresh refried beans. mmm so fucking good. Im hard.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Othergods'][quote name='miniarnold']I had one late last night, and it hit me about 1/2-way through my commute to work this morning. I barely made it to the bathroom at the office in time for a colon-explosion![/quote]

It also tastes like ass.... I prefer the one with the potatoes in it.[/quote]

How do you know what ass tastes like? Wait, don't answer that...[/quote]

Hey the ladies love it... Wait I should say no more. (J/K)
 
I love Taco Bell to death, but the best Mexican food (in Chi-town) is without a doubt, Taco Burrito Express.

Great prices and they're open 24-7. I'm always stumbling in there when I'm drunk :)
 
Yea, we have a TON of authentic Mexican restaurants around me (NE Ohio).. I have no idea why.. but they are always excellent food.

And by a ton, I mean I can think of over 20 within a 10 mile radius of where I am off of the top of my head.
 
I have a great little authentic mom and pop mexican restaurant right by my house called "El Rey Azteca" run by a Mexican family. Only about 1/2 of the people there speak english, but the food is out of this world! None of that fast food crap here - just good quality grub! I could eat a fucking bucket of their refried beans!
 
Mexican Town in SW Detroit has great authentic Mexican food.
As for a Taco Bell cleaning, the chili cheese burrito is my choice. It actually tastes decent.
 
Taco Bell used to be my favorite place to eat, but then recently I started going to the bathroom every hour for about 3 hours after I had a regular tacos. Now, I only eat homemade tacos that are a hell of a lot better tasting and better looking than those meat-turd mixtures that TB uses. My friend worked there and told me how their meat is disgusting when they cook it.
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']Taco Bell used to be my favorite place to eat, but then recently I started going to the bathroom every hour for about 3 hours after I had a regular tacos. Now, I only eat homemade tacos that are a hell of a lot better tasting and better looking than those meat-turd mixtures that TB uses. My friend worked there and told me how their meat is disgusting when they cook it.[/quote]

I worked at a TB eons ago.. they don't cook the meat, its pre-cooked, all they do is put the sealed bag of meat in boiling water to re-heat it. It looks and tastes fine.
 
When it comes to fast food, Taco Bell isn't too bad, but:

Del Taco > Taco Bell

And Portland has a lot of authentic mexican restraunts as well. Names escape me but at the few I've eaten at, the food was excellent.

Oh, and here's a fun fact: Baja Fresh is owned by Wendy's.
 
[quote name='Othergods'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Othergods'][quote name='miniarnold']I had one late last night, and it hit me about 1/2-way through my commute to work this morning. I barely made it to the bathroom at the office in time for a colon-explosion![/quote]

It also tastes like ass.... I prefer the one with the potatoes in it.[/quote]

How do you know what ass tastes like? Wait, don't answer that...[/quote]

Hey the ladies love it... Wait I should say no more. (J/K)[/quote] :puke:
 
Qdoba >>>> Chipolte

Chipolte made me feel like someone did the "rip your heart out of your rib cage" move on my small intestines.
 
Whenever I go to Taco Bell nowadays, I'll either have a Spicy Chicken Burrito and Beef & Potato burrito, or a Zesty Chicken bowl. In either case, Baja Blast Mountain Dew is always on hand to wash it down.

Speaking of Chipotle, about three years ago, I ate at one in Washington D.C. a few hours before a long flight back to Portland, OR. I had no discomfort whatsoever on that flight. Wonder if I could pull that off again. :lol:
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