WhipSmartBanky Mar 17, 2014 Between the sauerkraut yesterday and the cabbage today, so glad the plumbing is fixed.
WhipSmartBanky Mar 11, 2014 RT @East_: "As long as it doesn't feel threatened, it smells just fine" is she talking about gloom or her vagina. #pokemon
RT @East_: "As long as it doesn't feel threatened, it smells just fine" is she talking about gloom or her vagina. #pokemon
WhipSmartBanky Mar 10, 2014 RT @DaddyBoJangles: If you spend 249.99 for the Titanfall CE go ahead and click that unfollow button.
RT @DaddyBoJangles: If you spend 249.99 for the Titanfall CE go ahead and click that unfollow button.
WhipSmartBanky Mar 7, 2014 RT @LegacyControl: Beware the outer bans, my friends...beware. http://t.co/DN1h7FizXV #webcomic #comic #adulthumor http://t.co/c7FFrGhhfm
RT @LegacyControl: Beware the outer bans, my friends...beware. http://t.co/DN1h7FizXV #webcomic #comic #adulthumor http://t.co/c7FFrGhhfm
WhipSmartBanky Mar 6, 2014 RT @SarahKSilverman: If you have a bathtub & you don't use it to take some sweetass soaks then you are a grade A asshole
RT @SarahKSilverman: If you have a bathtub & you don't use it to take some sweetass soaks then you are a grade A asshole
WhipSmartBanky Mar 5, 2014 Now all I need is a capture of that panty robot from Heaven's Lost Property...
WhipSmartBanky Mar 5, 2014 RT @realjknoxville: I read this book to my children every night before they go to bed. That'll teach em'. http://t.co/RO7LAHLTXh
RT @realjknoxville: I read this book to my children every night before they go to bed. That'll teach em'. http://t.co/RO7LAHLTXh
WhipSmartBanky Mar 4, 2014 RT @DestinLegarie: South Park: The Stick of Truth's Banned Moments. http://t.co/32etLkrqAN …
WhipSmartBanky Feb 27, 2014 Ooh, #Reign is back tonight! Trechery, bad accents, corsets, and @AdelaideKane's jubblies, oh my.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 26, 2014 Gonna buy some of those pot-flavored condoms and try out my new pick-up line: "Hey baby, wanna smoke a 4.5" doob?"
Gonna buy some of those pot-flavored condoms and try out my new pick-up line: "Hey baby, wanna smoke a 4.5" doob?"
WhipSmartBanky Feb 24, 2014 RT @JDawgMadden: I think my favorite thing is when people develop an irrational, undying hatred of a thing that is meant for entertainment.
RT @JDawgMadden: I think my favorite thing is when people develop an irrational, undying hatred of a thing that is meant for entertainment.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 23, 2014 Looking forward to seeing my favorite #twinnies @NatalieeAnd and @NadiyaaAnd on @AmazingRace_CBS tonight! #AmazingRaceAllStars
Looking forward to seeing my favorite #twinnies @NatalieeAnd and @NadiyaaAnd on @AmazingRace_CBS tonight! #AmazingRaceAllStars
WhipSmartBanky Feb 23, 2014 RT @Zap2it: 'Veronica Mars' movie: What have the characters been up to since the series finale? http://t.co/4KzkDrFRlX
RT @Zap2it: 'Veronica Mars' movie: What have the characters been up to since the series finale? http://t.co/4KzkDrFRlX
WhipSmartBanky Feb 21, 2014 Why is Amazon showing me $30k-40k Rolex watches on the main page? They clearly don't have an accurate profile of me.
Why is Amazon showing me $30k-40k Rolex watches on the main page? They clearly don't have an accurate profile of me.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 21, 2014 .@horrorgeek's breakdown of the new Robocop's organics is simultaneously kinda gross and kinda depressing.
.@horrorgeek's breakdown of the new Robocop's organics is simultaneously kinda gross and kinda depressing.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 20, 2014 Free evening tonite. Should probably turn on one of the video game consoles, but my #backlog is so tremendous I'm paralyzed on what to play.
Free evening tonite. Should probably turn on one of the video game consoles, but my #backlog is so tremendous I'm paralyzed on what to play.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 20, 2014 RT @JDawgMadden: Upside of Captain America 2: Scarlett Johansson in tight leather Downside of Captain America 2: the British chick with bi…
RT @JDawgMadden: Upside of Captain America 2: Scarlett Johansson in tight leather Downside of Captain America 2: the British chick with bi…
WhipSmartBanky Feb 19, 2014 Nintendo game-play counselors were my version of a party line growing up.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 19, 2014 Couldn't wait for 2013 to end. Then I couldn't wait for January 2014 to end. Now I'm eager for February to go. Can't I have one great one?
Couldn't wait for 2013 to end. Then I couldn't wait for January 2014 to end. Now I'm eager for February to go. Can't I have one great one?
WhipSmartBanky Feb 19, 2014 Simply adding "please" to the end of a demand doesn't make it any more palatable.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 19, 2014 RT @Badpie24: So far the only footage of the #Olympics I've actually watched are those videos where people dubbed fart noises over the even…
RT @Badpie24: So far the only footage of the #Olympics I've actually watched are those videos where people dubbed fart noises over the even…
WhipSmartBanky Feb 18, 2014 RT @Mr_YetiLabs: Scarlett Johannson is stunning! Can't wait 4 the movie! She's a great Black Widow!#captainamerica2 #scarlettjohansson http…
RT @Mr_YetiLabs: Scarlett Johannson is stunning! Can't wait 4 the movie! She's a great Black Widow!#captainamerica2 #scarlettjohansson http…
WhipSmartBanky Feb 18, 2014 RT @wlatham92: Giant robot dragons? Check. #PS4share http://t.co/AlsdG1dovF
WhipSmartBanky Feb 16, 2014 I didn't think I was *that* kind of gaming snob, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to go back and play 8 year old PS2 era games.
I didn't think I was *that* kind of gaming snob, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to go back and play 8 year old PS2 era games.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 16, 2014 Today's one of those "disturbance in the force" kinda days - something doesn't feel quite right.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 15, 2014 RT @screenrant: Grimlock in Transformers 4 #ToyFair2014 http://t.co/3c8Y9jgYNj
WhipSmartBanky Feb 13, 2014 Would you guys believe that I'm already over half-way through Aliens: Colonial Marines? Guess there *IS* an audience for everything!
Would you guys believe that I'm already over half-way through Aliens: Colonial Marines? Guess there *IS* an audience for everything!
WhipSmartBanky Feb 11, 2014 GRAH NO BANKY you can't have Lightning Returns until you play the multiple other dozens of unplayed games you own BAD BANKY RRGGHH
GRAH NO BANKY you can't have Lightning Returns until you play the multiple other dozens of unplayed games you own BAD BANKY RRGGHH
WhipSmartBanky Feb 11, 2014 RT @wlatham92: Someone needs to bring this bad boy back and show kids how Transformers are done. Damn thing took like 2 hours. http://t.co/…
RT @wlatham92: Someone needs to bring this bad boy back and show kids how Transformers are done. Damn thing took like 2 hours. http://t.co/…
WhipSmartBanky Feb 9, 2014 Gotta find something to do with myself tonight. No obligations, nothing on TV.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 9, 2014 I know I probably check email compulsively, but I don't "get" people who claim they forget to check it for days or even weeks at a time.
I know I probably check email compulsively, but I don't "get" people who claim they forget to check it for days or even weeks at a time.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 9, 2014 I kinda want to change my Twitter display name to Agent McGuffin now. #UltimateDeadpool
WhipSmartBanky Feb 8, 2014 RT @WhirledRecord: I asked someone out for Valentine's Day and she asked if I could just give her the value of a dinner and flowers in cash.
RT @WhirledRecord: I asked someone out for Valentine's Day and she asked if I could just give her the value of a dinner and flowers in cash.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 7, 2014 Couple of episodes of #MadMen season 3 and then turn in early tonight, I suppose.
WhipSmartBanky Feb 6, 2014 RT @MarkJSaldana: Is there a word for the unspeakable rage you feel when you're about to click something but then it moves because the inte…
RT @MarkJSaldana: Is there a word for the unspeakable rage you feel when you're about to click something but then it moves because the inte…
WhipSmartBanky Feb 6, 2014 Happy birthday, @Shipwreck - may your Targets be filled with a bounty of clearance stickers!
WhipSmartBanky Feb 5, 2014 Heh...crazy. They must really want to get rid of that ACM:CE - ordered it a couple of hours ago and already got the shipping notice.
Heh...crazy. They must really want to get rid of that ACM:CE - ordered it a couple of hours ago and already got the shipping notice.