[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']Actually I look like the guy from Breaking Bad only with peach fuzz on my head, fatter and a slightly longer goatee/mustache.

Trust me. I wouldn't talk to me either if I tried striking up a conversation with myself.:lol:

# Although if I did that(talking to myself) then I might be committed.
Thing is, just a couple weeks ago I looked just the opposite. I was rocking the whole 80's hair down past my shoulders & almost to the middle of my back.

# There's never a happy medium with me.
If not for internet dating(where just about everybody is ugly or has issues

) I might never get laid again.
:lol:See above.[/QUOTE]
It has nothing to do with your looks, it's your terrible

ing personality. Work on the inside first.
[quote name='Investor']Why do you hate Wisconsin so much, bro. It's beautiful there. Madison is such a great city, and it has one of the best cycling community around the country.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, if "one of the best cycling communit[ies] around the country" is your major selling point, that doesn't sound that amazing.