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UPDATE: CONTEST IS OVER. doc005 is our winner!

I know that a lot of CAGs, like myself, are very excited about the new season of The Office beginning this Thursday night, so to celebrate it's return, I've decided to hold a little contest to give away a shiny new copy of the Season Three DVD set.

To Enter: Just pick a character from the show. Then post a great moment from the show involving that character- a memorable line, a look they gave, physical comedy, an entire scene, whatever. If your post involves dialogue between two or more characters, please specify which character you're considering this a favorite moment for. That character constitutes your entry.

Contest Winner: After I close the contest a few days from now, I'll put all the character names into a hat, and draw one out. If your favorite moment involved that character, your name will go into the hat along with anyone else who named that character, and the winner will be chosen at random from that group. If I draw a character that nobody has posted a favorite moment for, I'll draw the winner from everyone who entered.

Top Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager Second Entry: If you would like to increase your odds slightly, send me a pm with another favorite moment involving a different character. You'll then have two chances to have your character's name pulled.

And finally, here is the pool of eligible characters to use for your favorite moment entries: Michael, Jim, Dwight, Pam, Stanley, Angela, Phyllis, Kevin, Ryan, Kelly, Creed, Toby, Meredith, Karen, Andy, Jan, Darryl, and yeah, I guess Roy. EDIT: Oops, also Oscar. Darn it, I knew I'd forget somebody.

Good luck.
 
Dwight: (whispering to Angela while Ryan is standing nearby, trying to hide their affair) What about the meeting later to... discuss the finances?
Angela: Yes, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry?
Angela: No cookie.

All this while Ryan is staring into the tv camera at a loss for words LOL!

This is one of my favorite moments with Dwight on the Office!
 
Jim... where he came to work as Dwight... then Dwight did Jim later on in the episode.. lol..

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-f3q6C-8OE[/media]
best episode ever...
 
Dwight is my favorite character.

Dwight Schrute: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
 
One of my favorite moments is when Dwight Schrute, after saying that hes 99% sure that its not the real Ben Franklin, asks him
DS: "Are you near-sighted or far-sighted"
BF: "Both thats why I invented the bifocals"
DS: Arrrrggh (or whatever his yell is).
 
Jim: After You Sir.

Dwight: No Thank You, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Jim: Okay, well that still leaves the thirty percent chance that i'll attack you from the front.

Dwight: Ahh Yeah, but that'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or i can counter it ....

Jim: ( Immediately Bitch Slaps Dwight and walks away smiling )

Dwight: ( Is Stunned and shocked, and then looks at the camera )

LOL my all time favorite, Gotta give it to my man JIM on that one.
 
Dwight: Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence.
Dwight: I was shunned from the age of 4 until my 6th birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
 
Dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
 
Michael Scott: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Such a great show!!
 
Creed: Oh, I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.

Gotta love the old burn out.
 
For my official entry..
When the guys were in the ladies room and Ryan told Jim he sent Karen an email about a date or something. Not even that funny but I love that kind of tension.

For sake of a funnier moment..
The time when Dwight and Michael dropped a watermelon from the top of the building and it hit Stanley's car, then Michael said to call his lawyer to see if he handles hate crimes.
 
Jim Halpert: As ranking number 2, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now.
 
My favorite scene is where Pam and Jim make fun of Dwight by telling him of a magic device... the gaydar. He went on a wild-goose chase.
Pam has to be my pick.
 
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesley: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.

It's hard to pick the funniest Dwight quote. He's definitely the best on the show.
 
I'm enjoying reading all the scenes and lines put in so far. Lots of great moments, it's making me even more anxious for Thursday's season premiere.

Something to keep in mind when entering- your entry doesn't have to be your all-time favorite moment, just a great moment with any character. We already have several great Dwight and Jim moments. But when I draw a character's name, people who entered with that character will go into a drawing to determine the winner, so going with one of the "secondary" characters could leave you with less competition for the winners draw. Unless of course Jim's or Dwight's name come out of the hat, then so much for that plan.

Also, don't forget, you can enter a second character choice via pm. I'm a little surprised that only a few people have done that so far.

Keep the great entries coming!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPRTbJV5ts

Easily my favorite scene from last season.

Dwight: When rainfall occurs does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous state?
Stanley: Liquid.
D: Very good, you have earned one Schrute buck!
S: I don't want it.
D: Then you have been deducted fifty Schrute bucks!
S: Make it a hundred.
D: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
S: No in fact I'll give you one billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
D: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
S: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprachauns.
Andy: ALRIGHT CLASS CANCELED!
 
Dwight Schrute: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

His deadpan delivery makes it priceless.
 
Dwight Schrute: If I could menstruate I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune to the moon and the tides.
 
The whole thing when Dwight got the concussion. I love it when he is in the car and dwight starts drinking Meridiths liquor so jim sprays him. But my favorite thing is when pam tells dwight bye and he says he will be back. Pam says something like "no, you won't".
 
[quote name='nyprimus4']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPRTbJV5ts

Easily my favorite scene from last season.

Dwight: When rainfall occurs does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous state?
Stanley: Liquid.
D: Very good, you have earned one Schrute buck!
S: I don't want it.
D: Then you have been deducted fifty Schrute bucks!
S: Make it a hundred.
D: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
S: No in fact I'll give you one billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
D: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
S: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprachauns.
Andy: ALRIGHT CLASS CANCELED![/QUOTE]They both have great lines in this scene, so I just want to check- is this a Dwight entry or a Stanley entry?
 
There's something to be said about Shrute Bucks. When Dwight takes over the office for a day, his big incentive is handing out monopoly money with his face imposed on each bill. How did the currency work? One hundred Shrute Bucks earns you a five minute break?
 
For my official Dwight entry

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim: Can I have a late check out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager...even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner....the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year
 
Weird... I expected Dannon Yogurt, 'cause of the "danimals."

I'd have to say I like Creed the most. Pretty funny guy, reminds me of a "realer" version of Phil Ken Sebben. He faked his own death for "tax reasons" and claims benefits as his own widow. LOL.
 
[quote name='detectiveconan16']Weird... I expected Dannon Yogurt, 'cause of the "danimals."[/QUOTE]
I've been known as Danimal a lot longer than that product has been around. They used the name without my permission. I'd bring a lawsuit against them, but I can't decide what grounds to base it on. Copyright infringement? Defamation of character? Emotional distress?
 
Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.
 
Jim: Hey Kelly, what's up?
Kelly: Oh, nothing. Except last night, me and ryan finally totally hooked up.It was awesome.
Jim: That's great. I'm really happy for you.
Kelly: I know, and it was so funny, because we were at his bar with his friend, and we were sitting together the whole night. And he wasn't making a move,so in my head I was like "Ryan, what's taking you so long?" And then, he kissed me.And I didn't know what to say, so I said "Ryan, what took you so long?"I just said it to him, oh my God can you believe that? Jim, is that embarassing? I'm embarassed.
Jim: No, don't be.
Kelly:Well thank God, because I was nervous Jim, you would not believe. But now, now I have a boyfriend!

Ryan: I hooked up with her on Feburary 13th...



This would be a Kelly entry.
 
"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist." - Michael.
 
Funny Creed moment...

From "The Convict" episode.

Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them.
Creed: Oh it’s ok, I’ve got tons of them.
 
Pam: This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
 
Micheal, "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
 
My vote: Jim

Dwight: Jim!
Jim: What's up buddy?
Dwight: This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?
Jim: Wow that's weird. Oh! A dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.
Dwight: Well Im not paying for my own stuff. Ok, I know you did this because your friends with the vending machine guy.
Jim: Who, steve?
Dwight: Yeah, Steve.
Pam: What do I want? What do I want? Oh! A pencil cup!
Dwight: No, No, No, That's my pencil cup.
Pam: Um..I don't think so I just bought it.
Dwight: Uh, I think so, and your gonna hand it over to me.
Pam: I love these.
Dwight: Okay fine...Where's my wallet?
Jim: Oh there it is, J1
Dwight: I don't have any..
Jim: Here you know what, have some nickels.
*Dwight rushes to work his way up to a dollar in nickels*
 
Dwight Schrute: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me… for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
 
Just to let everybody know, I think I'm going to let this contest run through the weekend, and then I'll decide a deadline. If the entries are still coming in at a slow but steady pace, I'll keep it going for a few more days. If entries have pretty much dried up by then I'll draw a winner more like Monday or Tuesday.

As soon as I decide on a deadline to enter, I'll post it and update my OP with it.
 
My entry is Stanley

Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Shrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
 
Michael: It was the episode when they were at the paper convention and Michael turned on a blacklight in the hotel room and him and dwight saw stains all over the bed and dwight says that its either blood, urine or semen and then michael says, "Oh god i hope its urine"
 
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