Dudes: Do you tuck your dick in when you're sitting on the commode?

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Dick Tracy

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Pardon the vulgar title, albeit concise:

Do you tuck your dick in when you're sitting on the commode?

Simply put, "tucking it in" is the act of tucking your dick into the toilet bowl, behind the front of the seat. It's a bit of a hands-free way of doing things.

Personally, I didn't have a clue "tucking it in" existed up until three or four years ago. Bathroom rituals are usually a private thing, and I simply assumed the way I did things (firing the urine into the toilet by using the fore and middle finger on the top of the shaft so the dick is not to touch the seat) was the way to do it. I mean - I don't even care if it's a family toilet - I refuse to touch my penis where other penises have touched... let alone touch it to a toilet seat.

The public toilets that have the "horseshoe" toilet seats are ideal, but if I do get a little danglin' action, I usually lie down a folded up hammock of toilet paper - if you will - to keep my genitals from touchin'.

This stems from a discussion I had with a friend on the subject.

Sound off with your opinions.
 
I'm not even sure what you talking about by "Tucking it in" still, but my penis never touches the toilet seat. I wouldn't mind if it was in my bathroom(Noone else uses my bathroom), but I don't think that has even happened. Not sure how to vote still.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']I can't explain it, but I can't stop laughing. I think it's the way you worded your post.[/QUOTE]

It's the fact that it is prefaced with "dudes."
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I'm not even sure what you talking about by "Tucking it in" still, but my penis never touches the toilet seat. I wouldn't mind if it was in my bathroom(Noone else uses my bathroom), but I don't think that has even happened. Not sure how to vote still.[/QUOTE]
I'd draw a diagram, but I'm not a big hentai fan.

Basically, you let the seat tuck your dick in, as opposed to your hand, or whatever. Essentially, your garbage is touching the inside of the seat, where many garbages (garbagi?) have touched before.
 
Yes. Bunch up some toilet paper and place it between your member and the seat. Touching the underseat/toilet with your penis is just creepy. :whistle2:&
 
[quote name='Brak'] Essentially, your garbage is touching the inside of the seat, where many garbages (garbagi?) have touched before.[/QUOTE]

Take note, kids. This is how Brak gets off.
 
[quote name='Strell']Take note, kids. This is how Brak gets off.[/QUOTE]
If any of you ladies have any toilet seats I can tuck my dick in, plz PM me if I'm on Yahoo! Chat.

Bye. Thanks for stopping by.
 
Think I understand what you're saying now so I voted no, but I'm still confused.

Possibly it's just me in a state of shock that you actually asked this question.
 
Where's the dude from the McDonald's BBQ thread who spelled it "sauch"? I don't know why, but I feel as though he should report to this thread STAT.
 
This is one of the greatest most thought-provoking questions I have ever seen. Ok not really, but it is fuckin hilarious. I had no idea such a technique existed. It sounds disgusting but to each his own I guess.
 
:rofl: at this topic.

[quote name='Brak']I'd draw a diagram, but I'm not a big hentai fan.

Basically, you let the seat tuck your dick in, as opposed to your hand, or whatever. Essentially, your garbage is touching the inside of the seat, where many garbages (garbagi?) have touched before.[/QUOTE]Oh, shit. I voted "yes," before I knew what you meant. I make sure the seat/toilet doesn't touch my dick.
 
[quote name='Brak']I'd draw a diagram, but I'm not a big hentai fan.

Basically, you let the seat tuck your dick in, as opposed to your hand, or whatever. Essentially, your garbage is touching the inside of the seat, where many garbages (garbagi?) have touched before.[/QUOTE]


wouldnt u have to like stradle the bowl for that to actually happen? I just cant imagine what id say if I witnessed someone "grinding" on a toilet bowl when they really were just trying to unload.
 
Humans have been taking a dump instinctively for thousands of years, but it took the invention of the fucking internet to open it up for technique refinement.
 
Well, yes and no. I usually urinate with such force that my "shrubbery" usually is subjected to what amounts to a urine rainstorm. Given that disappointing prospect, I DO use a bit of tucking, but do so not by trapping my junk between my legs, rather by, ahem, holding my stuff on a more downward path in order to avoid both


A. touching the underside of the seat

and

B. "watering of the lawn"

so to speak...

hope that helps...
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']:rofl: at this topic.

Oh, shit. I voted "yes," before I knew what you meant. I make sure the seat/toilet doesn't touch my dick.[/quote]


I'm in the exact same position...I don't let it touch the bowl. IF I do the hands-free tuck I'll sometimes throw a piece of TP between myself and the bowl itself so as to prevent tucking.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']I can't explain it, but I can't stop laughing. I think it's the way you worded your post.[/quote]

Yeah, me too.
lmfao.gif
 
[quote name='PKRipp3r']what, yours doesn't plunge all the way down into the water if you don't hold it up?



:cool:[/QUOTE]
Sometimes the tip hits; super cold. :cold: :cold: :cold:
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']I'm really not gettign this too much. I read it three times and still I dunoo what the act of tuckign is all about.[/QUOTE]

Its just like the female orgasm... you either get it or you dont, lol :)
 
[quote name='BasketCase1080']Its just like the female orgasm... you either get it or you dont, lol :)[/QUOTE]

Hey Now, Everyone knows a Female Orgasm is a Myth. :)
 
Its funny...there was a guy here who would post these types of threads all the time and he would get a lot a shit about it from other CAG members (His avatar has a picture of Kermit the frog with a cigarrette).

But Brak, on the other hand, manages to get away with it. Brak is a cool dude though so I guess he got away with it based on his personality.
 
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