Dudes: Do you tuck your dick in when you're sitting on the commode?

[quote name='Xevious']But Brak, on the other hand, manages to get away with it. Brak is a cool dude though so I guess he got away with it based on his personality.[/QUOTE] And he hasn't posted 20 similarly themed threads. :lol:
 
[quote name='Moses144']I tuck, because I always get the urge to pee when I poop.[/QUOTE]

Thats cause your poop pushes on the ol' prostate on the way out which in turn gives you the feeling of having to pee.

[quote name='Xevious']Its funny...there was a guy here who would post these types of threads all the time and he would get a lot a shit about it from other CAG members (His avatar has a picture of Kermit the frog with a cigarrette).

But Brak, on the other hand, manages to get away with it. Brak is a cool dude though so I guess he got away with it based on his personality.[/QUOTE]

The thing that makes this okay is that its a straight forwad question. No bullshitting in the topic title or anything. Plus it doesn't involve to much asshole so that makes it okay.

[quote name='ramatut4001']I think mine just hangs. Maybe I have a good size; big enough to hang, not so big to dip into the water.[/QUOTE]

You know we are all strangers here... not your close friends. So with that said I don't care about the size of your wang.

[quote name='Soodmeg']ummm...what? I dont even understand what the fuck you are talking about.[/QUOTE]

When you sit down to take a dump, do you push your wang against the back of the toilet rim so you wang is in the downward motion so you don't spray everywhere. or do you use your hands to make sure your wang is in the full down position.

[quote name='musicnoteless']Pics or GTFO.[/QUOTE]
Only for you MN

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and you do this before or after you put on make up and put the finishing touches on your woman skin suit?definelty a tmi post if ive ever heard one .
 
[quote name='ramatut4001']I think mine just hangs. Maybe I have a good size; big enough to hang, not so big to dip into the water.[/quote]

hey, it's ok... she told you that? man that's fucked up...

do you want some pizza or a beer or something?
 
I don't see any issue with this thread. Where would you ask a question like that, other than here?

I voted yes, but I'm not sure that I should have after reading the thread. You have to make sure your stuff is pointed down, otherwise, you'll spray everything around you. So, you have to tuck somehow. I don't use the toilet seat though, just use the legs.

This way, if your reading or something on the commode, you don't have to use one hand to hold down.
 
[quote name='CitizenB']
You know we are all strangers here... not your close friends. So with that said I don't care about the size of your wang.
[/QUOTE]

Does this mean that if I was your friend you'd want to know about the size of my wang?

[quote name='Sleepkyng']hey, it's ok... she told you that? man that's fucked up...

do you want some pizza or a beer or something?[/QUOTE]

No, she lied and told me it probably would hit the water. ;)

I don't get the pizza/beer thing. Is that like a masculinity thing because I'm talking about my wiener (in a very wiener-oriented thread)? If so, I'm not very manly. I haven't had a beer in over 4.5 years and I can't eat pizza because my we just started a new diet.
 
[quote name='ramatut4001']Does this mean that if I was your friend you'd want to know about the size of my wang?
.[/QUOTE]

Yes...?


no really though I'm just saying that this thread is something you and some buddies discuss at a bar.
 
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This should be put up for post of the year! Got to be the best one I have ever seen to date and it doesn't even have anything to do with games. Classic!
 
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