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[quote name='ITDEFX']I never take a shit in a public restroom without doing three things...
1. making sure there is no * dirty * seats
2. Putting down TWO layers of toilet paper to cover where my butt cheeks will touch.
3. Making sure that the door is lockable and CAN'T be open easily by someone on the outside.
I had to take a dump once at a Chinese restaurant last week and even though I had to go really bad, number 3 made it impossible to go as the door could be easily pulled by anyone coming in! :O[/quote]
You forgot one important step: the pre-emptive flush.
I like a fresh bowl. When the water hits your anus, you don't have to worry about eggs and larvae getting trapped up in there.
1. making sure there is no * dirty * seats
2. Putting down TWO layers of toilet paper to cover where my butt cheeks will touch.
3. Making sure that the door is lockable and CAN'T be open easily by someone on the outside.
I had to take a dump once at a Chinese restaurant last week and even though I had to go really bad, number 3 made it impossible to go as the door could be easily pulled by anyone coming in! :O[/quote]
You forgot one important step: the pre-emptive flush.
I like a fresh bowl. When the water hits your anus, you don't have to worry about eggs and larvae getting trapped up in there.
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the only thing more rediculous than this thread is that I just sat here and read through it all, laughing like a 12 year old.
Once, someone in my house got shit on the roll of toilet paper itself - it seriously looked like they tried to wipe their ass with the roll, without pulling any off. No one ever fessed up to it, and no one in that house drank, so I have no idea how the
that happened.
I had a friend in highschool who's sister's friend sharted at prom. Ruined a stark white dress.
Once, someone in my house got shit on the roll of toilet paper itself - it seriously looked like they tried to wipe their ass with the roll, without pulling any off. No one ever fessed up to it, and no one in that house drank, so I have no idea how the
that happened.I had a friend in highschool who's sister's friend sharted at prom. Ruined a stark white dress.
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[quote name='johnnypark']the only thing more rediculous than this thread is that I just sat here and read through it all, laughing like a 12 year old.
Once, someone in my house got shit on the roll of toilet paper itself - it seriously looked like they tried to wipe their ass with the roll, without pulling any off. No one ever fessed up to it, and no one in that house drank, so I have no idea how the that happened.
I had a friend in highschool who's sister's friend sharted at prom. Ruined a stark white dress.[/quote]
I demand pics on that.
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ARTIE! Strongest man.....in the WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDd
Once, someone in my house got shit on the roll of toilet paper itself - it seriously looked like they tried to wipe their ass with the roll, without pulling any off. No one ever fessed up to it, and no one in that house drank, so I have no idea how the
that happened.I had a friend in highschool who's sister's friend sharted at prom. Ruined a stark white dress.[/quote]
I demand pics on that.
Also:
ARTIE! Strongest man.....in the WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDd
I remember one time during my grandfather's wake, my dad picked me up and brought me to McDonald's.
All was going well until I had to go to the bathroom, just to pee, nothing bad. So I walk in and I see this horrid sight...it was a urinal, nearly completely coated in a thick layer of dripping, fresh, probably warm, diarrhea...with piss all over it, and toilet paper strewn about. Who in there right mind would do something that vile, let alone even be able to physically do it? There was also some squirts of shit around the immediate perimeter of said urinal. Let me tell you...it was not a pretty site. The smell was so rancid that not only did I not go to the bathroom, I also ran out of there (mind you that I stood there studying it in utter awe for about half a minute) like a bat out of ing hell. I will never forget that vivid scene of total sublimity.
All was going well until I had to go to the bathroom, just to pee, nothing bad. So I walk in and I see this horrid sight...it was a urinal, nearly completely coated in a thick layer of dripping, fresh, probably warm, diarrhea...with piss all over it, and toilet paper strewn about. Who in there right mind would do something that vile, let alone even be able to physically do it? There was also some squirts of shit around the immediate perimeter of said urinal. Let me tell you...it was not a pretty site. The smell was so rancid that not only did I not go to the bathroom, I also ran out of there (mind you that I stood there studying it in utter awe for about half a minute) like a bat out of
ing hell. I will never forget that vivid scene of total sublimity.
[quote name='shieryda']You forgot one important step: the pre-emptive flush.
I like a fresh bowl. When the water hits your anus, you don't have to worry about eggs and larvae getting trapped up in there.[/QUOTE]
yuck your nasty.
Do you really think that flushing the Toilet will get rid of all the germs?!??!?
The only real way is to give it a anti-bacteria scrub down and that blue thingy that makes the water blue.
this also kinda reminds me of that one time I was an AM at Radio Shack. Had this one hot chick come in and says she needs to replace her phone. Unfortunately two things prevented this. One, it was under her dad's name and I can't access the account without his authorization (meaning he had to be there) and second she said she dropped it in the toilet. As soon as I hear that I dropped it on the counter and said you know how filthy this thing is? She said the toilet was empty when it fell in.. My co-worker and I said, Doesn't matter there are still germs in there. She left in embarrassment and I went off to wash my hands for 10 mins in soap and water.
I like a fresh bowl. When the water hits your anus, you don't have to worry about eggs and larvae getting trapped up in there.[/QUOTE]
yuck your nasty.
Do you really think that flushing the Toilet will get rid of all the germs?!??!?
The only real way is to give it a anti-bacteria scrub down and that blue thingy that makes the water blue.
this also kinda reminds me of that one time I was an AM at Radio Shack. Had this one hot chick come in and says she needs to replace her phone. Unfortunately two things prevented this. One, it was under her dad's name and I can't access the account without his authorization (meaning he had to be there) and second she said she dropped it in the toilet. As soon as I hear that I dropped it on the counter and said you know how filthy this thing is? She said the toilet was empty when it fell in.. My co-worker and I said, Doesn't matter there are still germs in there. She left in embarrassment and I went off to wash my hands for 10 mins in soap and water.
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[quote name='ITDEFX']yuck your nasty.
Do you really think that flushing the Toilet will get rid of all the germs?!??!?
The only real way is to give it a anti-bacteria scrub down and that blue thingy that makes the water blue.
this also kinda reminds me of that one time I was an AM at Radio Shack. Had this one hot chick come in and says she needs to replace her phone. Unfortunately two things prevented this. One, it was under her dad's name and I can't access the account without his authorization (meaning he had to be there) and second she said she dropped it in the toilet. As soon as I hear that I dropped it on the counter and said you know how filthy this thing is? She said the toilet was empty when it fell in.. My co-worker and I said, Doesn't matter there are still germs in there. She left in embarrassment and I went off to wash my hands for 10 mins in soup and water.[/quote]
So why didn't you PIHB her again?
Do you really think that flushing the Toilet will get rid of all the germs?!??!?
The only real way is to give it a anti-bacteria scrub down and that blue thingy that makes the water blue.
this also kinda reminds me of that one time I was an AM at Radio Shack. Had this one hot chick come in and says she needs to replace her phone. Unfortunately two things prevented this. One, it was under her dad's name and I can't access the account without his authorization (meaning he had to be there) and second she said she dropped it in the toilet. As soon as I hear that I dropped it on the counter and said you know how filthy this thing is? She said the toilet was empty when it fell in.. My co-worker and I said, Doesn't matter there are still germs in there. She left in embarrassment and I went off to wash my hands for 10 mins in soup and water.[/quote]
So why didn't you PIHB her again?
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Putting it in their butt can't always fit the situation.
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