Barney
Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?