A: That reaalllllly sucks
B: Welcome to the crap ton of medical bills clubs
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I don't like this club
Yeah, this is a shitty club. I've got to call the Hospital today to see about getting the bills slashed since I don't have money for that shit at all.
RIP Silent Hills
Thanks Kojima.
Yeah, what the
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, Konami? I swear, Konami makes less and less sense as years go by. You have like 10 IPs and only 1-2 of them are ever being used. Why the
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is that the case? Is Konami in such a bad way that they can't make anything? I mean, looking at their list of franchises it seems unreal that they aren't even throwing out shitty iOS games or PSN/XBLA games based on their stuff. Firing Kojima seems like one of the greatest self-destructive acts I've ever seen a game company make.. I mean, is there anyone else that is a part of that company that we know can make a decent game? Kojima was doing an amazing job heading up MGS and I'm betting that if Silent HIlls would have released and done well that they would have let him make that Castlevania game that he's been talking about for like, a decade now. Now that they've effectively canned Silent Hills and fired Kojima it's hard to imagine that they'll last past 5 years unless some major changes are made in that company.
A lot of this stuff is reminiscent of when Capcom fired Inafune, but at least we know Capcom is trying to stay relevant. They may have had some serious struggles with modern game design and understanding their fanbase, but at least they've continually been trying despite major missteps like Dark Void and Bionic Commando. It would be funny if after MGSV Konami just continually teases a new MGS game and never releases one, but they release a fighting game and put Michael Biehn Solid Snake from Metal Gear's boxart in as a character.
Also Joss Whedon just made Avengers 1 again. I don't want him to get the idea he did something good by doing that.
Just let him do something people will actually buy and won't get canceled for a while.
I've had the, "Would I ever consider moving to America?" conversation with myself a few times in my life and I always end up on, "Oh, right, no,
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that shit," whenever I remember your healthcare system.
You're a lucky man.
I've still never been in Costco.
I can get free condoms at the clinic.
Those suck, though. Gotta try the new invisible Trojans. Those things are wild. I swear, condom tech is beginning to get scary. So a couple of years ago I started using Trojan Ribbed and found the thickness was too much for me to enjoy, so I switched to Thintensity. Good, but I felt like they could have made better so I tried out the Ultra Thin, which are supposed to only be 35% thinner but are like a million times more amazing. Like, if there's an idea in my head of what sex with a condom should feel like then Ultra Thin is totally that.
Now they've released Invisible, which is actually what I think is too close to nothing. To me it feels like nothing is there, which is nice, but it's so thin that I'm constantly worried that it's going to break and if I was okay with that I just wouldn't wear a goddamn condom in the first place. The fact that it more prominently displays a pregnancy and STD warning on the packaging doesn't do much to stop my worrying either.
Joel, do you still need easy BnB suggestions for Sub-Zero on freeze?
I'm good, thanks! I got into a KOTH match last night that was ruled by a Sub-Zero and I got some good lessons on BnBs. I swear, I've never seen someone so good at playing with that much lag in my life. I watched 23 matches (participated in 3) and only myself and one other guy ever beat him in a round. Everyone else got wrecked and he even got a double flawless on one guy.
Playing online made me really depressed that I'm not better at MKX so far. I've been so
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ing busy since it came out that I haven't had much time to mess around to find what works best for me and it sucks. The fact that this week also sounds super busy is even stupider. I need a weekend where I do nothing to just play games.