Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

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Build A Greenlight Bundle 33

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/bagb33

Must spend at least $1/pick 2 games

Gamelist:


Oktoberfest Bundle

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/oktoberfest

For the minimum of $2, you get the following:

Mini Bundle 7

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/mini7

For a minimum of $2, you get the following:


Other Non-Gaming Bundles:


Icon Guide

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= Steam Key
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= Steam Greenlight
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= Desura Key
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= GoG Code (Click To Redeem/Enter Code)

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= GamersGate Serial Key
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= DRM Free Download

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= Steam Trading Cards Available
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= Playable On PC
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= Playable on MAC
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= Playable on Linux

 
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I forgot about the pre-order...but really a non English game.....just sad...and the top tier is too high to coin/buy later. Will wait for the RPG and that one game that one guy got with the sticky ball get bundled by Bundlestars or Groupees.
I could sell you the bundle at pre-order price, if you are interested.

I am not interested in the Groupees coin

 
I heard that Johnny beat up Motoki so badly that he had to start a microbrewery with him, and now they're both making Hillary Clinton-themed beers in Washington state.

Their brand is called Grandma's Grog, and the current brews are: I'm with Hops, Misspoke on that IPA, Bill's Rubbernecking Stout, and Cough (I can't think of another lie). Don't worry, their label may claim 90-95% ABV, but it's really less than 1%.

 
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I heard that Johnny beat up Motoki so badly that he had to start a microbrewery with him, and now they're both making Hillary Clinton-themed beers in Washington state.
Behold, you pissants...the vision of your God.

Pre-Order and despairrrr.....

(I didn't write the caption in the foto. Everything was "taken" straight from Johnny's personal collection. It pretty much shows you what is going on in his head) :whistle2:

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Yeah.

Matthew Mccoonoguy could totally play him in the Oscar bait film: 

Not Without My Pooper: The Johnny Crapuccino Story: How One Man Rocked the Bundaru World - The Film Adaption of the Hit Bestseller

That actress with the pug eyes that's kinda popular can play the chick that left halfway through.

 
Right. The coin's best use is probably to grab two half-decent games from a build-a-bundle. So this bundle is these games plus two other meh games. Not sure that's quite worth it.
Yeah I usually spend the $1 coins on build a bundles, which I'm ok with. But when the main appealing thing in the bundle for me is the coin, and there's a fucking mystery game + russian only game.. there's a problem. I bet the person who curated the russian game will never admit to it, has to be one of the worst game choices in bundle history, all it's good for is the cards.

At least all of those shitty shovelware games in IG bundles are playable, and in english lol. Not like I'd play them.. but I have the option! Learning russian to play a game.. not much of an option.

I have a feeling Groupees saw that chinese only VN that was bundled with IG so they thought it was ok to bundle a russian game. Problem with that is.. that chinese VN already had a translation being written before the bundle went live, and the translation was published a week or two afterward.

 
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the first Planet Alcatraz is an under-rated gem.  If you want to experience what an Eastern European take on Fallout would be like, it delivers an uniquely refreshing experience.

 
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Yeah I usually spend the $1 coins on build a bundles, which I'm ok with. But when the main appealing thing in the bundle for me is the coin, and there's a fucking mystery game + russian only game.. there's a problem. I bet the person who curated the russian game will never admit to it, has to be one of the worst game choices in bundle history, all it's good for is the cards.

At least all of those shitty shovelware games in IG bundles are playable, and in english lol. Not like I'd play them.. but I have the option! Learning russian to play a game.. not much of an option.

I have a feeling Groupees saw that chinese only VN that was bundled with IG so they thought it was ok to bundle a russian game. Problem with that is.. that chinese VN already had a translation being written before the bundle went live, and the translation was published a week or two afterward.
Well, Indie Gala DID put God's One Day World into it's bundle while the game was in Chinese.
But at least with that one, the dev promised (and did) release an English translation.

 
Well, Indie Gala DID put God's One Day World into it's bundle while the game was in Chinese.
But at least with that one, the dev promised (and did) release an English translation.
That's.. exactly what I just said lol.

I was saying that IG clearly had higher standards if they knew the translation was being done (which they likely did because the dev had made an announcement about it). Planet Alcatraz 2 is a different story, and I doubt an official translation will be done.

 
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Maybe Groupees assumed it was okay to put in a foreign language game after IG included that Chinese-only game before it was even patched for English? Did you guys ever think about that? I mean, seriously, it's like I'm the only one who realizes when things have been done before, gall. ;)

 
The funniest thing about this bundle to me wasn't the russian game, or the mystery game, or any of the other games included.. it was cyanic and Jonny's reply to the fuckup where some preorders only got the $1 tier in the first couple of hours when the bundle launched. I'm too lazy to look up the chat but this is basically their response what happened:

cyanic: "That's weird"

Jonny: "What's weird, cyanic?"

Jonny: "Oh, and you get the bonuses with your $1 tier too!"

no joke, there were no signs of their intent to fix the issue (until it was actually fixed, that is), and jonny shrugged it off like there was no issue at all. The issue did get fixed and it didn't take long, but these buffoons make the IR twitter rep look good.

The correct way to acknowledge there was a problem and your willingness to fix it would have been to say something simple like "Sorry, we'll fix that asap, that wasn't supposed to happen". Morans

 
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Somebody, please run these retards over while driving. Please. Put them out of the world's misery. I doubt the cops would even charge you. I don't think it's illegal to run over douchebags.

 
Groupees both encouraging us to learn another language and putting pressure on the devs for an English patch. Groupees is playing three dimensional chess while you guys are playing checkers!

 
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That's.. exactly what I just said lol.

I was saying that IG clearly had higher standards if they knew the translation was being done (which they likely did because the dev had made an announcement about it). Planet Alcatraz 2 is a different story, and I doubt an official translation will be done.
Yeah. This morning I clearly see that. I have no idea what I must have been thinking last night.

 
I think they may have leaked the mystery game or possible future bonus in the newsletter:

"The 28th Edition of our Be Mine bundle features 6 indie gems including Blacks Odyssey, The Last Door Season 2 and Midsummer Night."
 
So.. The Last Door Season 2?
 
I bet they didn't even know Planet Alcatraz 2 was Russian only.  Probably either just heard PA2 was a thing and approached the dev/pub or the dev/pub approached and said "u want PA2 for bundal?!"

I also wouldn't be surprised if Last Door 2 was supposed to be in it, but the pub pulled out before launch and that's why there's a mystery game.

We all know they can't check every game or every email.

 
I bet they didn't even know Planet Alcatraz 2 was Russian only. Probably either just heard PA2 was a thing and approached the dev/pub or the dev/pub approached and said "u want PA2 for bundal?!"

I also wouldn't be surprised if Last Door 2 was supposed to be in it, but the pub pulled out before launch and that's why there's a mystery game.

We all know they can't check every game or every email.
If The Last Door Season 2 isn't in it, that'll add to the disappointment cuz that got emailed to everyone that subscribed to their newsletter LOL

 
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MC Lars is the best rapper ever!

Guess who's back with a postmodern rap

I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap
When I'm rappin' on the beat it's crazy and it's ill
And when I rock the mic, yo I'm Built to Spill
I'm Socratic - but it's Greek to you
Like Plato's Cave Allegory, well I'll leave your view askew
I get metaphysical like Aristotle
And when I storm the stage, I do it full throttle
I'm a laptop hustler dealing shareware cracks
And if you mess with YT your Mac will get hacked
My rhymes are so def that they need a hearing aid
Ask Andy Warhol - Pop Art gets you paid
Like Thomas Aqunias, just call me your heinous
And yo, if you step my crew then you're messing with the finest
Like Dante or Chaucer, I've got the sickest flows
1, 2, 1, 2 and away we go!

 
wat. The third bonus is the MC Lars game though.
Well, you can't really blame gilby for not believing they'd make a game about such a terrible rapper. I hardly believe it myself, and I actually clicked on your link.

 
Well, I will feel less bad about my $2 if they reveal Last Door 2 and we get the MC Lars bonus game. I find Lars to be entertaining in small doses. 

 
Well, I will feel less bad about my $2 if they reveal Last Door 2 and we get the MC Lars bonus game. I find Lars to be entertaining in small doses.
Yeah, I might actually play the MC Lars game. If Last Door 2 is the mystery game it barely makes it worth the $2 preorder price for me. I don't know why they didn't make Planet Alcatraz 2 the bonus, it would have been far less disappointing that way.

 
I mean, it's kinda all charity, since each dollar is a meal (don't know how much actually goes towards that meal) and I'm sure groupees didn't come up with the tiers.

But still, it is pretty poopee.

 
Even Humble's 100% charity bundles are kinda bad from a $ to what you get perspective. Considering how terrible Groupees is by comparison in every other aspect, there is no surprise here. 

 
Yikes, RIP $2. Bought it thinking it MIGHT have something decent hiding inside. Should have known better but eye iz da moran.
You know its bad when jonny wouldn't allow cyanic to give more hints when only 1 game was confirmed. Those hints were fucking vague too. "acid dripping" was one of the hints and you can barely see it in The Shadowland's trailer. No one would've figured that out

I might be done with groupees unless they come out with bundles worth using coins on.. even their Be Mines are bad now.

 
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You know its bad when jonny wouldn't allow cyanic to give more hints when only 1 game was confirmed. Those hints were fucking vague too. "acid dripping" was one of the hints and you can barely see it in The Shadowland's trailer. No one would've figured that out

I might be done with groupees unless they come out with bundles worth using coins on.. even their Be Mines are bad now.
I will probably buy Holiday Helpings 3. Can't see buying anything else unless we get some really convincing guesses/confirmations on games I actually want. This bundle was just a giant kick in the nuts even at $2. Feel like I got half an IG bundle at twice the price.

 
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