"It's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch"

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When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat

I close my eyes for a big surprise as the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch - the breasts they grown on trees

and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees

there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

folks don't fudge it cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose

never get in trouble never need an excuse

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

i love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave

your wildest fantasies come true - Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

where onions make you laugh and stare and french fries grow like weeds

you get to veg all day all the lottos tickets paid

there's a king that wants you to have it your way

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch



The more I see the commercial, the more I like it. I guess it grows on you :p

So, what do you think of it?
 
I've seen two versions of that commercial. One is significantly longer than the other and doesn't end with the girl saying "Come get some".
 
That's a "cover" of "Big Rock Candy Mountain," which is blue grass song on the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack. The song is significantly old though.

Strange note: I'm at work doing tech support, a lady I just helped had her TV on and I heard the song in the background.
 
The Breasts they grow on trees? Come on people, you cant argue with that.



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[quote name='radjago']Poor Darius Rucker. People will be asking him where the Blowfish are until the day he dies.[/quote]

That and calling him Hootie. :lol:
 
this is my favorite commercial on television by far. my girl thinks its cute that i like it. that may sound gay, but its hard to make her happy since her belly is gettting bigger :p and not from getting fat or eating these.
 
It's Hootie? I knew he was familiar but I couldn't make the connection but the sheer repetition of the ad make it a burning question.

Now that I know the answer I'm surprised that his face was at all familiar.
 
Brooke Burke's appearance in the ad alone gives it my approval.

(Not a surprising reply considering that she's in my avatar, huh? :lol: )
 
Yeah, first thing i said after viewing the commercial was "Poor Hootie."

I didn't vote because I love to hate it. It's so crappy, but damned if I don't sing along every time it's on.
 
[quote name='goukill1120']who's that blond in the commercial. SHe looks alittle like Christina Aguilera. She's hot.[/quote]

I thought it looked like her as well.
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Yeah, first thing i said after viewing the commercial was "Poor Hootie."

I didn't vote because I love to hate it. It's so crappy, but damned if I don't sing along every time it's on.[/quote]

i couldnt tell if it was hootie or just a hootie-like guy
 
i'm seriously beginning to consider this one of the greatest, if not the greatest commercials i have ever seen. help.
 
Also, we're all in agreement that we'd like to bang that blonde pickin' chicken sammiches off the tree, right?
 
When I first saw the comercial my jaw droped that they would put out such a strange comercial and that it would be so full of hot women.

It's So bad that it goes around the scale and goes back to being Good.

The comercial is fantastic. Anyone know of a place to view it on the web ?
 
The comercial is just wierd. There is no other way to describe it.
The next episode of Arrested Development was going to be called "Tender Crisp Chicken Comedy Half-Hour", but they changed the name to "Motherboy XXX".
 
[quote name='Kirin Lemon']I've had this damn jingle in my head for the last hour or two, ever since the commercial was on... Somebody kill me.[/quote]

:fridge:

There ya go!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Also, we're all in agreement that we'd like to bang that blonde pickin' chicken sammiches off the tree, right?[/quote]

I would bang her. The same goes for just about every other girl in the commercial as well.
 
[quote name='rawisjericho'][quote name='KingDox']When I first saw the comercial my jaw droped that they would put out such a strange comercial and that it would be so full of hot women.

It's So bad that it goes around the scale and goes back to being Good.

The comercial is fantastic. Anyone know of a place to view it on the web ?[/quote]

Here you go
http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1580/[/quote]

I just checked out the DK:JB commercial at that site, and it's rated E10. Is this the first E10 game?
 
[quote name='rawisjericho'][quote name='KingDox']When I first saw the comercial my jaw droped that they would put out such a strange comercial and that it would be so full of hot women.

It's So bad that it goes around the scale and goes back to being Good.

The comercial is fantastic. Anyone know of a place to view it on the web ?[/quote]

Here you go
http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1580/[/quote]

Yeah that's the better longer version, but the shorter version has Brook saying "Come & Get it !"

Any comercial that has a hot chick say that is aces in my book.
 
Anyone else notice that the commercial hasn't been playing quite as much as it was last week?

I've only seen it a couple times in the past few days.
 
[quote name='cheezhead430']the girls are hot, but the song is lame and hooty is such a sellout[/quote]

HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE HOOTIE
 
bacon, ranch, holy ungoodness, and the Christina Aguilara look-a-likes?! Christ, throw a rampaging redneck in there, double fisted short-barreled shotguns, riding a modified ATV with gold rims, and we got a PAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHTTYYYYYY!

ahem....sorry...
 
[quote name='starboyk']bacon, ranch, holy ungoodness, and the Christina Aguilara look-a-likes?! Christ, throw a rampaging redneck in there, double fisted short-barreled shotguns, riding a modified ATV with gold rims, and we got a PAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHTTYYYYYY!

ahem....sorry...[/quote]

You from the Boston area?
 
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