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Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

Link:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=
 
[quote name='Cracka']why the hell does his penis have bone in it?[/quote]

The penis's erectile tissue might be hard to duplicate. A permanent boner might be the only practical solution.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='Cracka']why the hell does his penis have bone in it?[/quote]

So he could get a boner?[/quote]

So he could bone-her :lol:
 
This will probably give one of those body modification freaks the "good idea" that they can become an penis octopus. I can just see a few of them sitting around talking "Hey, how many penises are you up to now? Six? Sweet!"
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']my mom was telling me about this yesterday

I wonder if he is going to save the other penis, and put it in a jar for safekeeping.[/quote]

eBay
 
[quote name='two_bad_neighbors']It could've been worse. "Man with two wives losses penis" or "Man with two wives losses penis....twice."[/quote]

The worst: Man loses wife with two penises.
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='two_bad_neighbors']It could've been worse. "Man with two wives losses penis" or "Man with two wives losses penis....twice."[/quote]

The worst: Man loses wife with two penises.[/quote]

Worse: Man marries wife with two penises.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='GuilewasNK']I have never seen the word penis this much in my life.[/quote]

Ithhs justth sthkin Shhteven.[/quote]
??
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='GuilewasNK']I have never seen the word penis this much in my life.[/quote]

Ithhs justth sthkin Shhteven.[/quote]
??[/quote]

i believe he's immitating a gay man saying "its just skin steven"
 
[quote name='Cracka'][quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='GuilewasNK']I have never seen the word penis this much in my life.[/quote]

Ithhs justth sthkin Shhteven.[/quote]
??[/quote]

i believe he's immitating a gay man saying "its just skin steven"[/quote]

Actually, I'm imitating Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy. It was when they were playing Porno Password.

Cable Guy is comedic genious.
 
i just thought of something..

if this new dick worked and shit, he coulda totally double penetrated his wife... that would be badass. or he could fucked 2 chicks at the same time... thats what i'd do if i had 2 penises.. always wanted to do it, and i figure if you have 2 penises you could set something like that up.
 
[quote name='Snake2715']Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
[/quote]

Anyone else totally think she died of shock after reading that. Then waaaay at the end we learn she just left him...way to grab attention (as if the double penis thing didn't do it all by itself)
 
[quote name='Backlash'][quote name='CaseyRyback']my mom was telling me about this yesterday

I wonder if he is going to save the other penis, and put it in a jar for safekeeping.[/quote]

eBay[/quote]

You know, I actually wouldn't be suprised at all if his other penis shows up on there.
 
[quote name='Moxio']PICS!!!

I mean.... ew.[/quote]

primeds.jpg
 
[quote name='Cracka']. or he could shaq-fued 2 chicks at the same time... thats what i'd do if i had 2 penises..[/quote]

That would be really tricky. They'd have to be really skinny and small to do that.
 
[quote name='Snake2715']
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.[/quote]

Well I certainly don't believe that title of the documentary. I bet there's plenty of penis operations going on, even as you read this. I think maybe even some of you are operating your penis's right now!
 
[quote name='Backlash'][quote name='Cracka']. or he could shaq-fued 2 chicks at the same time... thats what i'd do if i had 2 penises..[/quote]

That would be really tricky. They'd have to be really skinny and small to do that.[/quote]

Not if one was in front and one was in back ... you just couldn't ever sit down.
 
There once was a man from berlin
Whose wife thought 2 dicks was a sin
she packed up her stuff
then left in a huff
So now he jerks off the twins
 
[quote name='bradr'][quote name='Backlash'][quote name='Cracka']. or he could shaq-fued 2 chicks at the same time... thats what i'd do if i had 2 penises..[/quote]

That would be really tricky. They'd have to be really skinny and small to do that.[/quote]

Not if one was in front and one was in back ... you just couldn't ever sit down.[/quote]

eh, i was just refering to the guy's neighbor in Office space when they asked what he'd do if he had a million dollars.
 
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