What I mean to say is that saying "I am for sensible cuts through accountability and efficiency" is a fine thing to believe, but the smug, pretentious way that you convey this, like you're so.

ing. PRINCIPLED. for thinking so - that's what's hilarious.
You're just one giant straw man, saying "I want thinks to work well," in a defiant way, insanely thinking that people you disagree with politically wouldn't find common ground with your intellectually shallow, policy flimsy worldview. You managed to convince yourself that those you disagree with want the opposite of what you want, yet you phrase what you want in a way that makes it impossible to disagree with.
If I say "You know what would be nice? World peace!", that's fine. But I'm not putting myself above you or anyone else for thinking that. Why? BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS WORLD

ING PEACE (except for the military industrial complex). It's not noble to wish for nice things, so stop posing as if you're taking the hard and untreaded path. You not only want to have breakfast cereal for breakfast, you seem to think that you're principled for wanting it in the first place. Nope, and GFY. You're middle of the road, my friend.