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I am in need of a creative walmart slogan which hasnt been used for their advertising before. I need this for a history project, and i am not good at coming up with advertising motos. I will pay 3 dollars paypal to the person who comes up with the most creative slogan. This thread will end tommorow, and when posting, please put your paypal address so i dont have to pm the winner for it. Thanks alot.
 
"We destroy small businesses so you don't have to. We exploit workers so you can save some money. Keep shopping at Walmart and pretty soon you'll be buying EVERYTHING from us"
 
[quote name='basketkase543']"We destroy small businesses so you don't have to. We exploit workers so you can save some money. Keep shopping at Walmart and pretty soon you'll be buying EVERYTHING from us"[/quote]


thats seriously funny and all....but i constantly hear this complaint, and really don't get the problem with it....its successful and its what we'd all do if we were them....plus, wouldn't it be easier to go to one place for everything you need instead of stopping at 15 different places for stupid shit that should all be in one stop....the only thing that i dislike about wal-mart is that they buy like 90% of their crap to sell to us from Japan or something....i don't pretend to know all of the facts, thats why i said or something
 
[quote name='basketkase543']"We destroy small businesses so you don't have to. We exploit workers so you can save some money. Keep shopping at Walmart and pretty soon you'll be buying EVERYTHING from us"[/quote]
:rofl:
 
"Walmart - Raping America's future"
"Walmart- Cheap Prices today and No jobs tommorrow"
"Walmart- The cheapest place to buy guns so that you can shoot up your school"
 
Wal-Mart: Where the fu(k else you going to shop?

Wal-Mart: We have decent prices on shit that you wouldn't look twice at if it was at another store.

Wal-Mart: Why do we participate in unfair business practices? Because fuc(k everybody else, that's why.
 
[quote name='basketkase543']"We destroy small businesses so you don't have to. We exploit workers so you can save some money. Keep shopping at Walmart and pretty soon you'll be buying EVERYTHING from us"[/quote]

I really wish walmart wold get into the computer parts business.
 
I say just mix up the slogan, like Wal-Mart and walbaums

Wal-Mart, We're Fresh Obcessed

Or JCPenny

Wal-Mart, Unwrap the magic!
 
[quote name='basketkase543']"We destroy small businesses so you don't have to. We exploit workers so you can save some money. Keep shopping at Walmart and pretty soon you'll be buying EVERYTHING from us"[/quote]

OMG WALMART IS TEH EVIL! THEY HAVE LOW PRICES AND TAKE SALES AWAY FROM OTHER STORES WHO DONT HAVE LOW PRICES!! THEY GO OUT ON THE STREETS AND FORCE PEOPLE TO WORK IN THEIR STORE AND THEN DONT PAY THEM ALOT!! OMG!

people need to stop bitching about walmart, its annoying as hell.
 
Wal-mart: We roll back prices until the competition is out of business! After that we are free to charge whatever we please! :D
 
I wish I could stoop low enough to were I could argue over the internet with a clear concious, but I can't.

Maybe on XBL one day if any of these "It's what any of us would do if we owned a company" or "Quit complaining about them because they have low prices." people showed up I'd talk to them a bit about it, but until that, I'll sit here and I'll hate you all
 
[quote name='Cracka']OMG WALMART IS TEH EVIL! THEY HAVE LOW PRICES AND TAKE SALES AWAY FROM OTHER STORES WHO DONT HAVE LOW PRICES!! THEY GO OUT ON THE STREETS AND FORCE PEOPLE TO WORK IN THEIR STORE AND THEN DONT PAY THEM ALOT!! OMG![/quote]

Man, that was really truly funny. *phew* let me take a deep breath while I keep from laughing. I especially like how you did the thing with the "teh", that was clever :wink:

And the all-caps? Masterpiece.

The best part, though, is how you mock me for wanting to stick up for other people. Do you personally know anybody who is a part of this system of outsourcing workers for maximizing profits? Do you know any of these workers who get paid $5 a day? Know anyone who had to leave their supermarket job last year for several months because they just wanted some decent health care but weren't able to get it because of Wal-mart? You want me to stop complaining about people having hard lives so they can save your cheapass money? Try taking their place and see how you feel about it.
 
[quote name='Theenternal']"welcome to walmart, all are welcome"
:lol:
or

"Friends, low prices, great value... walmart" :wink:[/quote]

Are you actually trying? Walmart isnt worth it. Something needs to be done about them. I think we need to find the heart....
 
Sorry about all of the thread crapping, OP, seriously nothing against you at all. Its just that Walmart isn't the most benevolent company out there and its hard to do something in support of them.
 
Walmart: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
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HA! HA! HA!
 
[quote name='basketkase543'][quote name='Cracka']OMG WALMART IS TEH EVIL! THEY HAVE LOW PRICES AND TAKE SALES AWAY FROM OTHER STORES WHO DONT HAVE LOW PRICES!! THEY GO OUT ON THE STREETS AND FORCE PEOPLE TO WORK IN THEIR STORE AND THEN DONT PAY THEM ALOT!! OMG![/quote]

Man, that was really truly funny. *phew* let me take a deep breath while I keep from laughing. I especially like how you did the thing with the "teh", that was clever :wink:

And the all-caps? Masterpiece.

The best part, though, is how you mock me for wanting to stick up for other people. Do you personally know anybody who is a part of this system of outsourcing workers for maximizing profits? Do you know any of these workers who get paid $5 a day? Know anyone who had to leave their supermarket job last year for several months because they just wanted some decent health care but weren't able to get it because of Wal-mart? You want me to stop complaining about people having hard lives so they can save your cheapass money? Try taking their place and see how you feel about it.[/quote]

how many of these people were forced to work at walmart?
 
[quote name='Cracka'][quote name='basketkase543'][quote name='Cracka']OMG WALMART IS TEH EVIL! THEY HAVE LOW PRICES AND TAKE SALES AWAY FROM OTHER STORES WHO DONT HAVE LOW PRICES!! THEY GO OUT ON THE STREETS AND FORCE PEOPLE TO WORK IN THEIR STORE AND THEN DONT PAY THEM ALOT!! OMG![/quote]

Man, that was really truly funny. *phew* let me take a deep breath while I keep from laughing. I especially like how you did the thing with the "teh", that was clever :wink:

And the all-caps? Masterpiece.

The best part, though, is how you mock me for wanting to stick up for other people. Do you personally know anybody who is a part of this system of outsourcing workers for maximizing profits? Do you know any of these workers who get paid $5 a day? Know anyone who had to leave their supermarket job last year for several months because they just wanted some decent health care but weren't able to get it because of Wal-mart? You want me to stop complaining about people having hard lives so they can save your cheapass money? Try taking their place and see how you feel about it.[/quote]

how many of these people were forced to work at walmart?[/quote]

Do you think that anyone chooses to work at ANY crappy job? Why work at Jack-in-the-box when your 40? You can only take what is available to you. Now imagine what that says about these poor workers who get payed peanuts a day at Walmart - this is considered one of their better positions. They don't want to get low wages for risking their limbs over pressing machines, sewing machines, etc. but they have no choice if they want to support their families. Walmart uses their workers' desperation in order to turn a profit and that sickens me and many others around the world. I'm sorry if it annoys you to hear about it but they really do have it bad and it'd be nice if their situation was acknowledged.
 
You're saying that people work at walmart because they cannot get another job?


Then in theory, walmart is giving people a job when they would not be able to get one anywhere else.

I'm fairly sure that
-a job with pay and possibly some benefits whether small or not, is alot better than No job, No pay, No Benefits.


The people in charge of walmart are not being evil by giving the employees a low amount of pay, thats just business.

If somebody comes up to you and says "i am willing to do this for $5", business-wise you would not then say "no no, i'll give you $10 to do that."

Also I'm fairly sure if you owned a business and you wanted to put something on sale, you wouldnt think "I'm not gonna sell this for this price because although it would be good business for my company, it might hurt my competitions sales."

Everyone talks about Wal-mart like its run by some man who plots ways to torture his employees, ways to destroy people's lives.

And to answer your question about do i think that people choose to work at crappy jobs, yes i do. I think as soon as you decide to not go to college, you are choosing to work at a crappy job. I'm sure that over 90% of the people who work at walmart probably didnt go to college, and didnt actually try to get into college.
 
[quote name='toocool17']I am in need of a creative walmart slogan which hasnt been used for their advertising before. I need this for a history project, and i am not good at coming up with advertising motos. I will pay 3 dollars paypal to the person who comes up with the most creative slogan. This thread will end tommorow, and when posting, please put your paypal address so i dont have to pm the winner for it. Thanks alot.[/quote]

I would need more information about your project in order to help you.
 
[quote name='Cracka']You're saying that people work at walmart because they cannot get another job?

Then in theory, walmart is giving people a job when they would not be able to get one anywhere else.

I'm fairly sure that
-a job with pay and possibly some benefits whether small or not, is alot better than No job, No pay, No Benefits.[/quote]

Its not that Walmart is their ONLY choice for a job, i said its usually their better option. But don't think its better in the sense that they get a booster shot of wealth: The benefit is very minimal and does not provide anywhere near the amount of what is necessary to even live comfortably.


[quote name='Cracka']The people in charge of walmart are not being evil by giving the employees a low amount of pay, thats just business.[/quote]

Do you really see nothing wrong with making a 90% profit on products, which came from the blood and sweat of people you took advantage of, so that you can live comfortably while they continue suffering? They have a responsibility to these workers who give them so much. I understand it's a business, but they seem to forget that their employees are human beings and not some factory made robots that can be inconsequentially thought of.

[quote name='Cracka']If somebody comes up to you and says "i am willing to do this for $5", business-wise you would not then say "no no, i'll give you $10 to do that."[/quote]

No worker is saying "please please please give me horrible wages". You are mixing up the order. Wal-mart sets the wages because they are the people in control. If a certain population is not willing to work 10 hours for $5 a day than Wal-mart can just relocate and look for others who are desperate enough to abide. Workers have no control of the situation.

[quote name='Cracka']Also I'm fairly sure if you owned a business and you wanted to put something on sale, you wouldnt think "I'm not gonna sell this for this price because although it would be good business for my company, it might hurt my competitions sales.

Everyone talks about Wal-mart like its run by some man who plots ways to torture his employees, ways to destroy people's lives.

And to answer your question about do i think that people choose to work at crappy jobs, yes i do. I think as soon as you decide to not go to college, you are choosing to work at a crappy job. I'm sure that over 90% of the people who work at walmart probably didnt go to college, and didnt actually try to get into college.[/quote]

Don't forget I'm talking mainly about outsourced workers here, such as those found in Latin American countries. The idea of getting a college education is completely out of the question for many of them and can't factor into their decisions.

All I've been trying to say throughout this discussion is that neither you, me, or anybody else would ever choose to be in the position of these workers. You can't just tell yourself that that's business and let it be.
 
Here are a few more:

"Walmart - We got the balls to build stores near your Mexican Historical landmarks; Cause nothing is sacred to us!"

"Walmart - Keeping the glass ceiling on top of our female workers!!"
 
OP, sorry for everyone's thread crapping.

It seems like a helpful word is a premium around here.

How about:
"Wal-Mart; everything you need, with a smile."
 
[quote name='BigDirty']Walmart: Always Low[/quote]

For some reason, I like this the best. Its short sweet and elegant. Its also directly to the point.
 
"Always low blows, always."
"Mocking American intelligence, one customer at a time."
"Shaq-Fu Target and K-Mart. We are as Sony is to Nintendo. All your money belong to us."
"Renaming America to Wal-Mart, ten miles at a time"
"You could return yourself and get store credit. Always."
"Home of censored CDs. We love soccer moms."
 
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