Random Constest I am making up.

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Find a picture of me and I will mail you a Video game item from my personal collection. All you have to do is PM me a picture that is of me and I will give a free Video Game related item as a Prize.

The Prize could range from systems, games, toys, and demos, kits, and other stuff. If you want a Video, Music, or Pictures instead you have that chioce of prize.

Not a look alike, not a drawing of me, not an Avator. A real photograph of me.

This is not a trick question or contest.

You have to PM me the picture or else I will deny this picture is really me.

Just find a picture of me. ready GO!!!111Zzz1010010
 
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I win.
 
this is a stupid contest. how will find a picture of some random guy on the internet that is accessed by billions of random people?

needle in a hay stack type of thing./
 
Phishing scam!!!!!!

[quote name='TheOneGod']If you post the picture here then you are not going to win. You have to PM me the picture.[/quote]
 
Well absolutely anyone could find a picture of my on the internet pretty easily, so this contest isn't that riddiculous.
 
Its near impossible with no clues, anyone could make up any name. You need a starting place. I tried myspace, typed in your name, but no luck. I figured that would be the easiest way, but with no clues, we could pm you hundreds of photos a day and there's a 99% you won't be in them.
 
[quote name='Frank784']Its near impossible with no clues, anyone could make up any name. You need a starting place. I tried myspace, typed in your name, but no luck. I figured that would be the easiest way, but with no clues, we could pm you hundreds of photos a day and there's a 99% you won't be in them.[/QUOTE]
I tried that too, even found his SN somewhere else, with a real name.
The question is, does anybody here really want to know what he looks like or something?
 
Nah, it's not too hard. You just need to spend several hours googling this jackass to get a brand spanking used copy of Big Mutha Truckers 2 (former Blockbuster renter). AWESOME!
 
Don't bring Eddie Izzard into this! :evil: He's way too cool to be the op.

Additionally, I can only hope Shrike gets sick of this dumb fucker quicker than he did RegalSin.

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You sure pull off a fairy-godmother pretty damn well...[/quote]
 
Let me give some clues. Since people here are clueless.

"Lets go to the Aquarium where we can go on rides and get tanned. The Aquarium is home to many Aquatic marine life. Some of them is even retain a natural smile like my freind the shark. The park is also home to many other marine life that is not of the sea. Such as wingless birds and mammals with beaks."

Another if you do not get the first one.

"I am the man from 1994. I watch Bundy and sing the Phyco dad song. I go outside and fight ninjas. I have a poster of Jesse Venturua the wrestler. Pamela Lee I mean Anderson is probably one of the most busting beuties out there. However I was told of beauties from Japan like the teen debut of AF. Speaking of Japan I heard about this thing called the Sega Saturn. Boy the Sega Saturn is no match for my Super Nintendo Entertainment system. I mean the Super Nintendo Entertainment system can run rings around the Genesis and it's dorkus lorkus Hooked on Phonics hedgehog. However I have been chasing this girl around lunch breaks. Her name is Glassa. I will invite her to my place to have a drink and maybe more.

Fo ho ho on the topic of women I have been chatting wit this girl from Egypt. She really loves the thy and thou stuff. I wish she would send her picture to me. She told me she has beautiful blue hair like Nefatiti but her gaurdians do not like it. I first met her threw a chat when she was here on foregien exchange.

Yesterday was the begining of the end and the end of my beginings. So many things to do today. I was hoping to dress up as a flower harvester or Airline agent. Then again I will put on a wig. No my freind I am not going to dance the dance and walk the walk like Mr buffalo Bob. Rather then to play some spy games.

Today I stabbed a rat. I watched it's blood come out then the rat gave me this mean look with it's cute round black eyes. I have been seeing alot of rats lately. I caught this female which was golden brown and had sharp eyes. Then later two was on a glue trap and the bigger one was eating out the flash of the smaller one that was trying to break free. Yesterday another prison mate threw a rat down on to a maintence man. He thought it was me and complained. I am glad I sleep on the top bunk or else rats might bite me. I feel sorry for the sap who sleeps on the floor.

I did so many things wrong to him. I pushed him down the stairs. I pushed him on the floor and he was silent. I put acid in his tea. I then I punched him in the face and ave him a bloody lip that was bleeding. I hate myself so much I want to kill myself. yes let me kill myself and set me free upon this horrific land. I hate everything and everyone I will hunt you down do hear me I will hunt you down and then I will break you face in. Do you hear me I certainly hear you but can you hear me"


And another for long run

"Rocket man oh so groovy nights. And I still want ta rocket Man. Oh how you bomb the nights and I still have to. I will meet you at"

That is it for now in terms of clues
 
Thanks for the clues, but either I'm too young or too dense to understand a word you said. Good luck to someone on here on figured out who it is. I'll be looking back to check the progress.
 
[quote name='TheOneGod']Let me give some clues. Since people here are clueless.



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After reading all of that, even if I did win your contest, there's no way in Hell I would give you my address to send me a prize.
 
I'm going to start a contest too. Its going to be called:

(Spend Hours looking for users with the name "theonegod" then when you think it cant get any harder I'll read you pages of my diary that tell of going to the zoo. Then I'll rhyme like fuck- ing Dr. Seuss. Then I will get to keep all my games and laugh.)


Seriously though, if your going to make a contest, make it so that at least one person can figure it out.
 
[quote name='PyroGamer']Well absolutely anyone could find a picture of my on the internet pretty easily, so this contest isn't that riddiculous.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='magiic']same here, I'm damn easy to find on the net[/QUOTE]

If I was an internet porn star you could find pictures of me to.
 
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