ShamWow guy arrested for punching prostitute

[integralsmatic]

[quote name='mykevermin']http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham2.html

*insert joke about super-absorbent face here*[/QUOTE]

holy bejesus! This bitch got messed the ed up!

 

[62t]

wait who would want to kiss a prostitute? Who knows what been inside their mouth?

 

[mykevermin]

As a matter of fact, it's *precisely* that I know what has been inside of her mouth that makes me agree with your point. Putting it out of my head might make it more plausible.

"Don't go suckin' any dick on the way out to the parking lot!"

 

[fatherofcaitlyn]

[quote name='integralsmatic']holy bejesus! This bitch got messed the ed up![/quote]

Seconded. I wonder if a Shamwow is good at absorbing semen while the guy does a nickel.

I understand she was biting his tongue, but a good thumb to the trachea would have sufficed without breaking all of those bones.

 

[crunchb3rry]

They are clearly in love with eachother. Look at the matching outfits in the mugshots.

 

[The Dord]

Slap Nuts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LW2WW5o-0

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='The Dord']Slap Nuts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LW2WW5o-0[/quote]



xD That was awesome.

 

[crunchb3rry]

The overdubs are funnier than that Max Headroom soundboard shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfiVPvFUiQ&feature=related

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='crunchb3rry']The overdubs are funnier than that Max Headroom soundboard shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfiVPvFUiQ&feature=related[/quote]




Ok, that was hilarious. It had me cracking up. Nicely done. xD

 

[VipFREAK]

lool, oh man. Best thing all day.

 

[Dead of Knight]

[quote name='crunchb3rry']The overdubs are funnier than that Max Headroom soundboard shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfiVPvFUiQ&feature=related[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Trollsmeesh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y


This doesn't really have anything to do with anything in this thread..just found it after watching the ShamWOW video.



Thought it was pretty funny. xD

 

[The Dord]

check out the rest of the dub videos, these are funny as well..

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR.. DUBBIN'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqZ5AlRneI

 

[Trollsmeesh]

I had never seen any of these dub videos, but this has killed a good half hour of my night. I love it.

 

[VipFREAK]

lool