So...whatcha'll look like? (WARNING: DLF's MAN-BOOBS INSIDE)

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[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']You know what? I am never posting on these forums again. You can find me in the trading forums. Try and flame me there... if you dare[/quote]

:applause: \:D/ Woohoo! Now he can never shame the soon calm and peaceful off-topic boards.

I'm pretty sure nobody is going to trade with him, especially after the image he's given himself.

He is a pretty big baby though to just leave because so many people are flaming and PWNing the shit out of him and he can't handle it. Ah well, what did I expect? Shit, honestly. :baby:[/quote]

Now there's a horrifying image: a big baby that can nurse a baby.

Now I have to drive a needle into my brain to eliminate the neurons containing that memory.[/quote]

Oh god, you're so right. Ahh! That image will now haunt me. Although of course he'll probably drown it in his saggy man-boobs anyways and suffocate the poor demented and twisted little thing if it's his own offspring. It should be dead within about 10 seconds because he'll force-feed it twinkies and make it listen to Howard Stern. Its head would just explode off so I think if he ever does produce offspring both of them should be shot and killed immediately to avoid further chaos and damage. It would be best for everyone.

Oh yeah, and I've been wooted :) wooo! Thanks maynard.
 
Are the words you speak true? Hath he fallen? Hath we finally slain the Dragon Lord Frodo, son of Cloudspekk, with the mighty blade of PWN? Generic overblown fantasy reference?

The Gods have truly blessed us this day [-o<

And now the final task has been set in motion. The great Robo-Cheapy must seal the Dragon Lord's fate with an IP ban, so that his blessed land may know peace once again.
 
OH em G i need to go to bed but i had to check on one thing before i went to bed; HOW MANY TIMES HAS DLF BEEN FLAMED???? It seems that ever since about april, every single topic he starts he gets super flamed etc.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=144818&highlight=#144818

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=302761&highlight=#302761

dude that one is fucking weird i would ban you based on that

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=302709&highlight=#302709

and you suck

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=303218&highlight=#303218

and flamed

and my personal favorite he comments that on Hot or Not he got a 7.7 ::rofl:: i literally almost pee'd myself, my fav though is that fact that it's titled for everyone who said i was ugly you are officially pawned. Dude we've been over this you can't pawned anyone

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=145307&highlight=#145307

Teh MEYNORD

had to add!


http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OSHLEYE&key=BDA
 
[quote name='Maynard']OH em G i need to go to bed but i had to check on one thing before i went to bed; HOW MANY TIMES HAS DLF BEEN FLAMED???? It seems that ever since about april, every single topic he starts he gets super flamed etc.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=144818&highlight=#144818

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=302761&highlight=#302761

dude that one is shaq-fuing weird i would ban you based on that

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=302709&highlight=#302709

and you suck

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=303218&highlight=#303218

and flamed

and my personal favorite he comments that on Hot or Not he got a 7.7 ::rofl:: i literally almost pee'd myself, my fav though is that fact that it's titled for everyone who said i was ugly you are officially pawned. Dude we've been over this you can't pawned anyone

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=145307&highlight=#145307

Teh MEYNORD

had to add!


http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OSHLEYE&key=BDA[/quote]

You actually forgot a couple, :D Besides this one there's the Do you think I should... locked thread, and the First Kiss thread, not to mention the other political thread that other people have linked to already. Just figured I'd let you know. But i'm too lazy to find links... :) I think they're all on the first page at the moment anyways.
 
holy geez.. this topic lasted long.. great reads esepcially when ur bored.. bravo everyone for this entertainment even though the picture just scarred me for life
 
I wish I could be a voice of moderation, but every time someone makes a post suggesting that we give dragonlordfrodo a degree of latitude or show him a little bit of mercy, he continues on flamebaiting.

Oh well.
 
Agreed. This has been the best thread in awhile. However, I do have one thing to say. Why the so much ass kissing with Deadzone? I realize she is one of the few females that has posted their own pics as avatars on CAG, but all the useless flattery makes me kinda sick. Truthfully DZ, you remind me of an ugly girl that is trying to be pretty. Your new avatar goes to show lesser quality photo = better looking girl; beer goggles if you will. Even with the horrible quality photo, i give you a 4, MAYBE 4.5 if I had an eyepatch or something. You're definitely somewhere between an ugly girl that needs bag over head and average girl that one would lie if dating her. oh, no offense.
 
Wow, OkeSmokey21, with charming patter like that you must be hiring bodyguards to fend off all the women begging for your attention.

The avatar photo is such that no real judgement can be made. The flattery began in direct reaction to having something pleasant to consider in light of the living horror that is DLF. It's not like I have any need to draw in girls young enough to be my daughter. It's not like she has a well paying job that would allow her to support me in style as a kept man. Besides, I'm now old enough that the real horror is that girls young enough to be my daughters can still be old enough for anything that might seem like a good idea to be legal. That REALLY puts jailbait in perspective.
 
[quote name='OkeSmokey21']Agreed. This has been the best thread in awhile. However, I do have one thing to say. Why the so much ass kissing with Deadzone? I realize she is one of the few females that has posted their own pics as avatars on CAG, but all the useless flattery makes me kinda sick. Truthfully DZ, you remind me of an ugly girl that is trying to be pretty. Your new avatar goes to show lesser quality photo = better looking girl; beer goggles if you will. Even with the horrible quality photo, i give you a 4, MAYBE 4.5 if I had an eyepatch or something. You're definitely somewhere between an ugly girl that needs bag over head and average girl that one would lie if dating her. oh, no offense.[/quote]

No offense? Way to be an asshole for no reason dude....great job.
 
fuck wish I hadn't read this topic....shit talking across the interweb...no no that never happens...ever.


r1s3n
 
Here's me:
me_and_katey.jpg
 
[quote name='Ericnmel99']Hey grave...if thats you.. than who's the dude in your avitar??[/quote]

Hah, that's is a participant in the Special Olympics. I was out taking photos and saw that dude in the pic looking at me. So I thought I'd immortalize him on the internet.
 
Hey grave...if thats you.. than who's the dude in your avitar??
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Thought it was clear? A super cyborg stud from the future sent back in time to save women from unsatisfiying sex...or some geek *shrugs* its one or the other I'm sure. Oh well I'll post a picture of myself as well here you go...

MelLon1.jpg


r1s3n
 
[quote name='skittlez jr.'] a 14 year old girl. :applause:[/quote]


deadzone is 14 if she is lets dlf wants to fight a 14 year old girl, wants everyone to quit talking trash, and this topc closed..... soultions

1. I think your tits would scare and keep her from getting a punch in
2. read your posts and think about evey thing you have said here
3. this topic will never be closed I knw the OP loves what has happend
4. I am fat and I dont take my shrit off around people I dont know (unless I am swiming) did you think it would be funny. seriously.it is not
 
[quote name='daphatty']How many times have peole asked you if that picture was you, Grave? If you had a nickel eh?[/quote]

Yeah, it's definitely happened more than a few times. I had the drawn one for a while, like you daphatty, but I decided to change it back. I even changed my avatar to the pick of me holding the lot of games that I got from the Big Blockbuster 1/2 off sale, but everyone kept asking me to change it back to the Tard.

For some reason everyone loves the Tard.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='daphatty']How many times have peole asked you if that picture was you, Grave? If you had a nickel eh?[/quote]

Yeah, it's definitely happened more than a few times. I had the drawn one for a while, like you daphatty, but I decided to change it back. I even changed my avatar to the pick of me holding the lot of games that I got from the Big Blockbuster 1/2 off sale, but everyone kept asking me to change it back to the Tard.

For some reason everyone loves the Tard.[/quote]

Whoa this whole time I thought that avatar was your pic. Man I was wayyy off.
 
[quote name='tyecko']

Whoa this whole time I thought that avatar was your pic. Man I was wayyy off.[/quote]

Me too. I thought you were just some happy little computer nerd. Go fig.
 
[quote name='daphatty']I have a new improved avatar coming. I think I'll wait until 2000 posts to unveil it.[/quote]

NO way!! Don't kill Terry Tate...

By the way, daphatty, I did a little searching to try to dig up some dirt on the man-tits photo, as I was also unsure if it was really our man DLF. I found this thread on another forum:

http://forum.sg-world.net/index.php?showtopic=89&st=0

About halfway down the page you'll see someone posted an image off of www.n0matter.com, which is the same picture that DLF posted. If you read thew whole thread, it does appear that those tits do, indeed, belong to our friend DLF.
 
[quote name='BigLebowski'][quote name='daphatty']I have a new improved avatar coming. I think I'll wait until 2000 posts to unveil it.[/quote]

NO way!! Don't kill Terry Tate...[/quote]

No worries man. No worries. :D

[quote name='BigLebowski']By the way, daphatty, I did a little searching to try to dig up some dirt on the man-tits photo, as I was also unsure if it was really our man DLF. I found this thread on another forum:

http://forum.sg-world.net/index.php?showtopic=89&st=0

About halfway down the page you'll see someone posted an image off of www.n0matter.com, which is the same picture that DLF posted. If you read thew whole thread, it does appear that those tits do, indeed, belong to our friend DLF.[/quote]

And there we have it folks! PROOF POSITIVE!
 
[quote name='jimbodan']Best. Thread. Ever. I just got done reading the whole thing and I haven't laughed that hard for a long time![/quote]

Wow, this is the first thread I ever made in the history of the internet that got commented "Best.Thread.Ever."

Thanks. :D
 
Wow - Monday morning and this thread is still going...

I always wondered how all you 1000K+ wonderboys and girls made it to your place of honor...

The secret is man-boobs...
 
[quote name='donssword']Wow - Monday morning and this thread is still going...

I always wondered how all you 1000K+ wonderboys and girls made it to your place of honor...

The secret is man-boobs...[/quote]

Word.
 
OH yeah, I forgot to say this.

IMHO...DLF's life on the internet is officially over...UNLESS:

He changes his IP.
Changes his username on forums.
And doesnt post pictures of himself.

The possibilities are endless.
 
[quote name='BigLebowski'][quote name='daphatty']I have a new improved avatar coming. I think I'll wait until 2000 posts to unveil it.[/quote]

NO way!! Don't kill Terry Tate...

By the way, daphatty, I did a little searching to try to dig up some dirt on the man-tits photo, as I was also unsure if it was really our man DLF. I found this thread on another forum:

http://forum.sg-world.net/index.php?showtopic=89&st=0

About halfway down the page you'll see someone posted an image off of www.n0matter.com, which is the same picture that DLF posted. If you read thew whole thread, it does appear that those tits do, indeed, belong to our friend DLF.[/quote]
The last poster on that page says:
"It is a guy who got banned a while ago at TRADEGAMESNOW.com! lol... he was a real loser to! And a stalker :surprised:"
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Ledhed']It was all about Antichrist when I was into him. I tried to get interested in the rest, but just couldn't do it. But I must've spun ACSS hundreds of times when I was 14-15.[/quote]

I guess you had to be a teenager at the time to get into him. I found lil' Brian Warner to be a pretty tedious one-trick pony without a sliver of the imagination and talent Alice Cooper had going when the future Marilyn Manson was in diapers. Almost 30 years later 'billion Dollar Babies' blows away any of his croaking.

The Onion once had a great piece about Marilyn Manson going door to door desparately trying to shock people and failing. Unfortunately The Onion charges a fee for stuff more than a few weeks old.[/quote]

Absolulely. MM to me always seem to be 'planning' it, it seemed to be more marketed than Alice Cooper. MM worked too hard at it. Or if I wanted 'shock value' I'd listen to/watch GWAR. And while I'm not too familiar with Manson's lyrics, if you want true 'Anti-Christ' [more accurately, anti-Church] type messages, check out Christian Death, especially 'Pornographic Messiah'--I'm not even religious, and this album almost offends me.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']You know what? I am never posting on these forums again. You can find me in the trading forums. Try and flame me there... if you dare[/quote]

And considering how many times you've said something smialar and yet continue to post on here, no one believes this for a second. Also considering your wonderfull track record at TGN, I'm sure everyone will want to trade with you. Good luck with all that.

[quote name='OkeSmokey21']Agreed. This has been the best thread in awhile. However, I do have one thing to say. Why the so much ass kissing with Deadzone? I realize she is one of the few females that has posted their own pics as avatars on CAG, but all the useless flattery makes me kinda sick. Truthfully DZ, you remind me of an ugly girl that is trying to be pretty. Your new avatar goes to show lesser quality photo = better looking girl; beer goggles if you will. Even with the horrible quality photo, i give you a 4, MAYBE 4.5 if I had an eyepatch or something. You're definitely somewhere between an ugly girl that needs bag over head and average girl that one would lie if dating her. oh, no offense.[/quote]

Yeah, I think the majority of the people flattering DZ are basing their remarks on what she has written and how she has portrayed herself, not based on a poor quality web cam pic. If she was a dude saying the same things to DLF, I would have still complimented her. Most of the people giving her all the compliments are all married or have girlfriends and are older, such as myself, so I don't think there's a whole lot of ulterrior motive other than a thumbs up for laying the smackdown on DLF in a well written manner.
 
I hate to bring this up even though it passed, but....

Punqsux, if only you had a mustache...that is the only thing that's keeping you from being like hitler
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Godwin- 1
DLF- 0

I knew it was coming, just wasn't sure when.

Anyways, I don't think I'll be posting my pic here because.....
1. Does anyone even know who I am?
2. Last time I put up a pic on the net, things got all messy
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']Here's me:
me_and_katey.jpg
[/quote]

is that your daughter or little sister or something? that is the most adorable picture i have ever seen.


i cant wait to have my own little cutie (although my genes might not allow it).
 
[quote name='greatwhitedope'][quote name='Grave_Addiction']Here's me:
me_and_katey.jpg
[/quote]

is that your daughter or little sister or something? that is the most adorable picture i have ever seen.


i cant wait to have my own little cutie (although my genes might not allow it).[/quote]She's his daughter. I think Grave is like ... 21 years old or something. He looks really young.
 
Wow... I'm gone for one night and somebody suggests I should walk around with a paper bag on my head, this has been moved to the VS section, and people are actually starting to post pictures.

Here's some advice Oke: If you don't like the quality of it don't look at it. And I don't see your picture up here either. So for all I know you're just the person in your avatar, a fat girl running around critiquing everyone on their looks and trying to judge me and Sneaky's fucking relationship which you had no right to. Are you really craving attention that badly? Yeah sorry guys I'm a little pissed off right now, because Sneaky's mad at him too for doing that. Oh, no offense or anything. Jesus. :roll:
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Oh god... I see it's approved now. Good thing too, us horses were going to file a class action lawsuit.[/quote]Because that would have been rascism. Right? :wink:
 
The sad thing about all this is DLF just wants attention. That's all he wanted with his pathetic blog, and thats all he wanted by posting that picture. No one in their right mind would take a shirtless picture of themselves when they looked like that, much less post it online. He chose that one to get sympathy and a reaction.

If people would learn to ignore him and let him be, it wouldn't be such a problem.
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb']The sad thing about all this is DLF just wants attention. That's all he wanted with his pathetic blog, and thats all he wanted by posting that picture. No one in their right mind would take a shirtless picture of themselves when they looked like that, much less post it online. He chose that one to get sympathy and a reaction.

If people would learn to ignore him and let him be, it wouldn't be such a problem.[/quote]I have a feeling if someone just said "nice pick DLF. :wink: " he would still have done somethingf else for more attention.
 
[quote name='epobirs']
Just as importantly, thedeadzone is fun to have around while DLF is merely amusing in the Special Olympics guilty pleasure manner. I'm reminded of the line, by Peter Cook IIRC, "I look upon this man and think that somewhere there is a village that terribly misses its idiot."[/quote]

I like the line, it's quite good. It's very appropriate for him.
 
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