Superstar Billy Graham's wrestling topic

dam cena won, really dissapointed. I wanted HHH or SNUKA! to win..hell even piper. But oh well..cena will deliever a 20 min speech tomorow night on raw..
 
On paper, I like this, as it allows for closure to the previously-excellent Orton-Cena program that was derailed when Cena took himself out with his funky hiptoss. This is definitely a huge surprise, and it was apparently received very well by the fans in the arena, which surprises me given that they'd reportedly been booing faces (Rey, most notably) all night, and Cena winning would seem to be something they'd boo, so it seems like WWE did things the right way since they didn't crucify him, although I fear WWE's bringing back yet ANOTHER guy back too soon.

On the upside, this could mean they've canceled his movie shoot, which would spare the world from another WWE Film, or he'll keep shooting it and just make Rock-ish sporadic or non-wrestling appearances during shooting. It's probably best for them to not have him come back full-time and just give him a part-time schedule - having his comeback at the Rumble is a fairly safe move for him since it's a relatively low-impact match (and for goodness sake, even Snuka, who seven months ago, couldn't even do a leapfrog) and would minimize his chances of re-injury.
 
[quote name='beane316']i could almost see this as a Russo-esque swerve...with Cena not being cleared to wrestle yet or some other gay shit[/quote]

oh great, now if someone on the tna creative team sees this they'll think let's make someone else a character of our own

stone cold shark boy vs. judas meCENAs
 
[quote name='Foo228']oh great, now if someone on the tna creative team sees this they'll think let's make someone else a character of our own

stone cold shark boy vs. judas meCENAs[/quote]

lol sorry :( i thought of that while writing in my diary about Jeff losing
 
i agree jay, Cena IS A HUGE DRAWER, and with the HD format they just went in this will push their ratings even more. I can see Cena having a part time schedule liek not working house shows and stuff, because i really dont think his pec is all that healed up.
 
[quote name='beane316']i could almost see this as a Russo-esque swerve...with Cena not being cleared to wrestle yet or some other gay shit[/quote]
Or... Cena will face Triple H at the February PPV in a cage match. Someone pops up from beneath the ring, and ends up throwing Cena through the cage for the win.

It sure would be a Massacre... if someone didnt get the reference.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Alright, new one up in 2 minutes fools...[/QUOTE]

I hope it's a "Why can't Cena just Die?'s wrestling topic"
 
[quote name='Sporadic']I hope it's a "Why can't Cena just Die?'s wrestling topic"[/QUOTE]
Because Cena makes WWE a TON of money regardless of whether or not you like him/WISH DEATH UPON SOMEONE WHO RISKS HIS LIFE IN THE RING IN EVERY MATCH.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Because Cena makes WWE a TON of money regardless of whether or not you like him/WISH DEATH UPON SOMEONE WHO RISKS HIS LIFE IN THE RING IN EVERY MATCH.[/quote]


chill dude, unless of course jay is somehow short for cena

to each their own
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Because Cena makes WWE a TON of money regardless of whether or not you like him/WISH DEATH UPON SOMEONE WHO RISKS HIS LIFE IN THE RING IN EVERY MATCH.[/QUOTE]

I honestly don't give a shit at this moment. My Wrestlemania is ruined not to mention at least a year of Raw until Cena gets injured again.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Because Cena makes WWE a TON of money regardless of whether or not you like him/WISH DEATH UPON SOMEONE WHO RISKS HIS LIFE IN THE RING IN EVERY MATCH.[/QUOTE]

He risks his health and well being, not his life. Very few people genuinely harm themselves tremendously in a single match relative to the number of wrestlers there are. We can name Owen Hart, or Droz, or Hayabusa, or Alan Funk...but let's be honest; you could say the same thing about a number of professions. If you do things the right way, you'll stay healthy. If you screw up, you get hurt. That's as true of a fry cook as it is of a professional wrestler.

I'd like to know more about who you are as a result of your perpetual optimism of the current wrestling product. Are you just a longtime fan or do you have more history than that?

Cena represents the kind of person who says "Yes, sir," "No, sir," and "how high would you like me to jump, sir" in the face of a corporation. He doesn't rock the boat, he settles for mediocrity and capitulation. It's the same reason people despise, say, The Pussycat Dolls and respect Radiohead, or despise Rachel Ray and adore Anthony Bourdain or Gordon Ramsay. People who are individuals and pioneers, and not paperthin representatives of what corporations decide is best for us. It's the very same reason Tomko looks like a million bucks on "Global Impact," yet the actual "Impact" product and characters are so sickening. I think even you can see that. (it's also the reason Samoa Joe's work/shoot character is so mundane - you can see how contrived it is - and why the Matt Hardy/Edge feud was so hot, at least for a minute - and also why it went cold so fuckin' quickly).
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']As my part to the IWC I absolutely refuse to go over to the new wrestling topic on the basis of it being John Cena.[/QUOTE]

This I can agree with.

I'm not going in it again until either we get a new one or that one gets 500 and is locked.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']As my part to the IWC I absolutely refuse to go over to the new wrestling topic on the basis of it being John Cena.[/quote]

And I don't blame you one bit, but there's nothing more controversial after Cena tonight, and that's why he's finally getting his topic.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']As my part to the IWC I absolutely refuse to go over to the new wrestling topic on the basis of it being John Cena.[/quote]

Ditto.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Lookit you goddamned crybabies. It's not like the topic matters or remains relevant to the person after the first 15 posts anyway.[/QUOTE]

Isn't that what the IWC is about. ;)
 
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