The "I got discusting bar-be-cue(?) sauce on my caqui pants!" OTT

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I tried playing some stuff from the Dr. Feelgood album, but my guitar skills have eroded. I think I am going to try to stop buying songs until I can actually pick up the guitar and do well on Expert again.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']:lol:

Did you really meet him, Liquid?[/QUOTE]I dunno, mang. It feels really surreal to me too. :|

[quote name='Moxio']I have a feeling Obama is going to get assassinated. Which is sad.[/QUOTE]

That'd be pretty insane.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']My buddy just linked me to a porn movie with a girl with three breasts.[/quote]
You're into some freaky shit, Mak :shock:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']My buddy just linked me to a porn movie with a girl with three breasts.[/quote]

I think I know which one you're talking about.
 
Oh my Gord @ the Cat Girl lingerie.

Equip that minx with fishnet stockings, and I'll cum buckets!
 
I don't know how the hell you all can do expert, i can handle four buttons, but including the fifth is just impossible for me. I haven't been able to get past hard.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']I think I know which one you're talking about.[/QUOTE]

There was the scene with the chick with 3 breasts at the end of Good Luck Chuck. :whistle2:s
 
I wonder if a president assassination would truly send the economy spiraling. Then again, I'm unfamiliar with assassinations' effects on economy, AKA JFK, etc. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='Moxio']I wonder if a president assassination would truly send the economy spiraling. Then again, I'm unfamiliar with assassinations' effects on economy, AKA JFK, etc. :whistle2:k[/quote]
Try it and find out.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Eat dookie, dcfox. :nottalking:[/quote]
I was only joking, Mox. You don't have to take things so seriously.
 
Step 2: Don't Forget Emoticons. Ever

Emoticons, by themselves, are pretty damn annoying if put in the wrong hands. And thanks to the whole anime thing, kids with far too much time to examine various keyboard keys, have come up with a large selection of anime-style emoticons.

The great thing about these is that they're already so shitty and incomprehensible that you can make your very own, and no one will ever notice. Let's look at a few that I just now made up, and the meanings that go along with them:

%__%
I have an STD on my eyes. Please avoid contact with me.

2____5
I just had the numbers 2 and 5 tattooed on my eyes for no reason.

d__Y;;;;;
I am sorry to hear that you are the King of Egypt. I appreciate the flowers

[______O];;;;;;;;
There is a Manta Ray in my pants

&&_________!;;;
I just finished raping your mother, and have defecated on myself
 
When I had dinner at my parents', I kept asking my mom if she had any spare "caqui" pants. Relentlessly. Over and over.
 
[quote name='Brak']When I had dinner at my parents', I kept asking my mom if she had any spare "caqui" pants. Relentlessly. Over and over.[/quote]

[quote name='Moxio']Brak wears women's clothes.[/quote]

[quote name='Maklershed']"Honey .. I think Junior is on the marijuana." - Brak's dad[/quote]

:rofl: :applause: :bow:
 
We end Beastly Tuesdays with the ultimate carnage machine – the Megabrax. Dwarfing all other beasts in size and ferocity, the Megabrax is the uber monster – three times the size of the elephantine Krommath – with an insatiable bloodlust that must be constantly fed. Skewering enemies and beasts with its spear-like tail, players must continually impale adversaries and feed the Megabrax, else Tyris will lose control and be flung off the back of the Megabrax!
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:lol: There's a monster in Golden Axe that's named after Brak.
 


I wish there was a great story. I went in, got a mic pinned to me, stood in front of a blue drop cloth and then had questions about how much of a prick I am fired at me for about 25 mins. I asked when I'd hear more and they said "I don't know, it's up to the executives now"

So we play the waiting game. Me? I'd rather play Hungry Hungry Hippos because the waiting game sucks.
 
Ooooh, an R2 clan? Where do I sign up?!??!!!!!

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I just walked into the GGT... and while that sounds like the start of a joke... I kid you not, there is talk of an exodus from CAG. To a utopia known as the GGT board. Someone should tell them to check gamefunk.net.
 
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