Homer : (Singing on a recording) Here's the angel, see the angel, it's my angel, no one else's!!
Lisa - Dad I don't think you should call this thing an angel, you don't have any proof.
Homer - Lisa, if you look closely you'll notice that I never once used the word "angel"
Lisa - Well what about that sign (She points to a 10 foot sign with ANGEL written on it)
Homer - That's a typo...
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Milhouse - Do you have a 1973 Carl Yastrzemski, when he had big side burns?
Comic Book Guy - Show me the thirty bux, cause if you ain't got it, I ain't getting off the stool
(Milhouse whips out the 30 bux)
Comic Book Guy - Oh.... Ok
Bart - Wait a minute, Milhouse, Martin if we put our money together we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man #1 right now!!
Martin and Milhouse - WOWWW!!!!!
Comic Book Guy - Alright here you go Carl Yastrzemski with the big sideburns
Milhouse - I don't want it.
Comic Book Guy - FREAKIN" KIDS!
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Those are two of my favorites. I don't know if it got that last one right, I haven't seen that one for a LONG time.