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I was at Target yesterday and half-flirted with this pretty girl while we talked about cheese slicers and various other kitchen utensils.

And ya'll called me a girl.
Though she laughed at me for getting a pineapple corer.
 
Speaking of Target and chicks .. my local Target is filled with smoking hot chicks all the time. Even the cashier girls are hot. It's just a shame Target is shite and all their dvds and games are over priced so I dont have a reason to be in there more often.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Speaking of Target and chicks .. my local Target is filled with smoking hot chicks all the time. Even the cashier girls are hot. It's just a shame Target is shite and all their dvds and games are over priced so I dont have a reason to be in there more often.[/quote]Same here. That's why I love going to Target.

Tons of hot girls, and milfs.
 
[quote name='dallow']I was at Target yesterday and half-flirted with this pretty girl while we talked about cheese slicers and various other kitchen utensils.

And ya'll called me a girl.[/quote]

We'll see how much of a flirtacious woman you are when we go to teh clubz with all the hot womens.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']We'll see how much of a flirtacious woman you are when we go to teh clubz with all the hot womens.[/quote]You coming up with your coworkers?
 
No dallowbgizzle, I'm going solo. I'd never go anywhere with those two clowns. Besides, I moved up.. I'm their superior, muah..hahah...ahahahahahahahaha.

My sister would probably be up for having a drink though.

Make sure you have a neatly set up cot for me in your living room, you don't know this yet, but I'ma live in your place.. and slowly kick you out.. while you still pay for it.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Wubb or Ryback, if you guys are bored can you do an ip check on this guy and gamergurl7557. I have a strong suspiscion they're one and the same.[/quote]

Yea, well the freewii blogspot thing on profile page gives it away :)
 
Michael Bay posts some message on a forum, so I had to check it out (as I think he's a mega-douche):

Last night at dinner I was having dinner with three blu-ray owners, they were pissed about no Transformers Blu-ray and I drank the kool aid hook line and sinker. So at 1:30 in the morning I posted - nothing good ever comes out of early am posts mind you - I over reacted. I heard where Paramount is coming from and the future of HD and players that will be close to the $200 mark which is the magic number. I like what I heard.

As a director, I'm all about people seeing films in the best quality possible, and I saw and heard firsthand people upset about a corporate decision.

So today I saw 300 on HD, it rocks!

So I think I might be back on to do Transformers 2!

Michael Bay
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"last night at dinner I was having dinner with three blu-ray owners". :lol:

I was going to have fun grammatically correcting his post, but there are too many errors.

I now see another reason why he doesn't write his own screenplays.
 
[quote name='Brak']Michael Bay posts some message on a forum, so I had to check it out (as I think he's a mega-douche):

"last night at dinner I was having dinner with three blu-ray owners". :lol:

I was going to have fun grammatically correcting his post, but there are too many errors.

I now see another reason why he doesn't write his own screenplays.[/quote]I think the three people he had dinner with were three lawyers that were telling him that he was flirting with a breach-of-contract situation and hoped he enjoyed being on the receiving end of a lawsuit.
 
No me digas que te vas
Por que te vas
Hacia donde partirás
Por que me dejas
Necesito tu cuerpo
Por que te vas
La vida no es justa
Por que te vas
Te vas te vas...

Me siento tan solo sin ti
No se a donde ir
Hacia donde dirigirme
Sabiendo que te perdí
Como duele
Sabiendo que te perdí amor...
No me digas que te vas,
Te vas te vas...
No me digas que te vas,
Te vas te vas...
No me digas que este amor
que un día me hiciste jurar
No existe ya...
No me digas que te vas..



 
[quote name='shrike4242']I think the three people he had dinner with were three lawyers that were telling him that he was flirting with a breach-of-contract situation and hoped he enjoyed being on the receiving end of a lawsuit.[/QUOTE]
And one knuckle-draggin' guy, standing in the background, slappin' a club in his palm, for good measure.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I think the three people he had dinner with were three lawyers that were telling him that he was flirting with a breach-of-contract situation and hoped he enjoyed being on the receiving end of a lawsuit.[/quote]

:lol:
 
Micheal Bay actually gave my eyes gonorrhea.

God Transformers was terrible. I didn't pay money to see a poor man's Ben Savage flop around like a sweaty fish.
 
[quote name='Brak']And one knuckle-draggin' guy, standing in the background, slappin' a club in his palm, for good measure.[/quote]You didn't tell me you were moonlighting outside of MI. :whistle2:s

[quote name='Chika']hey OTT[/quote]Hay there.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']You didn't tell me you were moonlighting outside of MI. :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]
Yeah, well...
 
[quote name='Brak']Yeah, well...[/quote]I know, the money was good. You were just upset you didn't break any kneecaps. It's OK, it happens.

Next time, I'm sure you'll get kneecaps to break and fingers to break, too.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I know, the money was good. You were just upset you didn't break any kneecaps. It's OK, it happens.

Next time, I'm sure you'll get kneecaps to break and fingers to break, too.[/quote]

Demoman isn't that far from Michigan, right? Though it will be more like breaking tree trunks in his case.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Hay there.[/quote]

i'm home early from work. i threw my back out. after trying to figure out wtf to do since the entire going to the doctor/xrays/doctor again/physical therapy thing is so time consuming and such a hassle, i went straight to the chiropractor this time. all i can say is goddamm. if i knew that it would help this much and be so quick/easy/inexpensive (comparatively), i'd have gone straight to the chiropractor after the car accident
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Demoman isn't that far from Michigan, right? Though it will be more like breaking tree trunks in his case.[/quote]I thought he was in MN, as RvB said he saw him at CC one time. MN isn't next door to MI, though it's a day's drive.

[quote name='Chika']i'm home early from work. i threw my back out. after trying to figure out wtf to do since the entire going to the doctor/xrays/doctor again/physical therapy thing is so time consuming and such a hassle, i went straight to the chiropractor this time. all i can say is goddamm. if i knew that it would help this much and be so quick/easy/inexpensive (comparatively), i'd have gone straight to the chiropractor after the car accident[/quote]You poor thing. Hot soak in the tub and relax for the rest of the day?
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
You poor thing. Hot soak in the tub and relax for the rest of the day?[/QUOTE]

And what else? A salt tablet? Bicarbonate of soda? Cod liver oil?

You're holdin' out on us!
 
[quote name='Strell']And what else? A salt tablet? Bicarbonate of soda? Cod liver oil?

You're holdin' out on us![/quote]It's something only old people can use, so there's no point in sharing. :D
 
[quote name='dallow']Caruso is fine they tell me.
Picking him up after work.
Or actually, leaving work early.[/quote]
the question is, after which Caruso is he named?

davidcaruso.jpg
 
[quote name='Chika']the question is, after which Caruso is he named?[/quote]Neither actually, if we're thinking of the same Carusos. Just liked the name.

Haha, just saw the pic.
I was thinking the singer actually.
 
[quote name='dallow']Neither actually, if we're thinking of the same Carusos. Just liked the name.

Haha, just saw the pic.
I was thinking the singer actually.[/quote]

:rofl:

get your cat some shades so he can feel all badass without his nutbag. :)
 
[quote name='Chika']viagra?:whistle2:s[/quote]If you need Viagra, then either corrosive has a problem he's not told us about, or you have something extra that you're not told us about. :shock:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']If you need Viagra, then either corrosive has a problem he's not told us about, or you have something extra that you're not told us about. :shock:[/quote]

nonono, i meant that as something extra you have that only old people benefit from
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Whoopie, I get to go shopping for shoes and thongs w/ the Ms. :roll: :cry: ....:lol:[/quote]Aww you got testicular surgery too!
 
[quote name='dallow']Aww you got testicular surgery too![/quote]

uhh guys usually like going thong shopping, especially when they get to assist. shoe shopping, on the other hand, :wall:

which reminds me, i could use a pair of clogs for the fall. fuck crocs/uggs, i should check out L.L.Bean.
 
[quote name='Brak']406 on leadboards, Liquid. Nucca.[/QUOTE]
Son of a bitch.

*goes to play more*

Oh, and they were drilled, Pooky.
 
[quote name='Chika']uhh guys usually like going thong shopping[/QUOTE]

Well yeah. I don't order them online anymore because I don't know how they'll fit.

There's a lot of geography for them to negotiate down there. You know, full of surface areas and things.
 
I'm home for about a week so of course I got to handle all the computer shit and fix the networking problem while I'm here. fucking icons everywhere, I think my bro has about 80+ on the desktop.

EDIT: networking problem fixed. My mom was using one of the filters as a phone line splitter so I took care of that and replaced both filters with new ones and everything is working. Now I can play live against my brothers again.
 
[quote name='Chika']nonono, i meant that as something extra you have that only old people benefit from[/quote]Nope, that's not it. No Viagra needed here. :razz:

[quote name='tiredfornow']Whoopie, I get to go shopping for shoes and thongs w/ the Ms. :roll: :cry: ....:lol:[/quote]Sounds like someone protesteth too much. :lol:

[quote name='Chika']uhh guys usually like going thong shopping, especially when they get to assist. shoe shopping, on the other hand, :wall:
which reminds me, i could use a pair of clogs for the fall. fuck crocs/uggs, i should check out L.L.Bean.[/quote]Necessary evils on both sides.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']So I know, so I know. :D[/quote]

sorry to disappoint, but no one knows what time has in store for them.
 
fuckin' Strikers refuses to connect to the internet. Piece of shit.

Before this happened, I played some 12-2 guy, got the winning goal in overtime of game 1... and he DC'ed. Lawl.
 
[quote name='Chika']sorry to disappoint, but no one knows what time has in store for them.[/quote]Of course I am. You all say I'm the oldest man around, so I must know everything time has in store for me. ;)
 
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