Who crapped their pants in school?

In middle school one girl left a trail of turds to the nurses office.

The trail started @ the library.
 
[quote name='Scorch']What the f..

(I'm suprised this isn't a Javeryh topic)[/QUOTE]

That's the first thing I thought. I never did but I did have some close calls. A guy on my football team did during practice, it was never proven but I'm 90% sure he did.
 
Yea, you always seem to find the mysterious pair of underwear in the locker room with the mystery streak.
 
[quote name='Mono`']In middle school one girl left a trail of turds to the nurses office.

The trail started @ the library.[/QUOTE]

I'm literally laughing my ass off. You know, laughing out loud and doing it in a hysterical fashion?

Wow, thanks for this topic!
 
I shit my pants in art class once. I had the flu with a case of the dia-ma-rrheas... I went to pass gas at my table and thought, "Man... that's a pretty warm fart." Turns out I shat out some swamp water.

I went to the restroom, flushed my underwear down the toilet, wiped down and walked home.

That was 11th or 12th grade, by the way.
 
Some kid in my class in 6th grade did it, the poor kid still gets made fun of it occasionally even though he's in 10th now.
 
[quote name='Brak']I shit my pants in art class once. I had the flu with a case of the dia-ma-rrheas... I went to pass gas at my table and thought, "Man... that's a pretty warm fart." Turns out I shat out some swamp water.

I went to the restroom, flushed my underwear down the toilet, wiped down and walked home.

That was 11th or 12th grade, by the way.[/QUOTE]you raunchy bastard, lol:bouncy::lol:
 
I remember one day going to math class and the whole hallway smelled like shit. Turns out the math teacher that was a bitch to everyone would not let a girl go to the bathroom so she shit in the desk. This was in middle school. I had to sit in that room smelling that shit for the next 2 hours.
 
[quote name='Brak']I shit my pants in art class once. I had the flu with a case of the dia-ma-rrheas... I went to pass gas at my table and thought, "Man... that's a pretty warm fart." Turns out I shat out some swamp water.

I went to the restroom, flushed my underwear down the toilet, wiped down and walked home.

That was 11th or 12th grade, by the way.[/QUOTE]

Several yrs ago my supervisor had the flu and he started to have a coughing fit and he said " I just shat myself". He told us his wife was picking him up and taking him home. The funnies part was they had this van that didn't have seats in the back, so the last thing we see is his wife driving and him on his knees holding on to the back of her chair looking all uncomfortable. :lol:
 
[quote name='Brak']I shit my pants in art class once. I had the flu with a case of the dia-ma-rrheas... I went to pass gas at my table and thought, "Man... that's a pretty warm fart." Turns out I shat out some swamp water.

I went to the restroom, flushed my underwear down the toilet, wiped down and walked home.

That was 11th or 12th grade, by the way.[/QUOTE]

That was a G&L Fart. You gambled it was a fart and lost!
 
my buddy got drunk at college and dropped a lincoln log in the middle of our bedroom. that fucker never admitted to it, but hes the only one that stayed in the room after he smelled it.
 
I've never crapped myself at school.

There was this teacher in the sixth grade that I had the biggest crush on (she's still freakin' hot). After a rousing "make your own loaded potato" cafeteria lunch, I had her for the last class of the day and I went to her desk to see if I could go to the bathroom since my loaded tater was feeling fiesty and she asked me if I could maybe wait since school was almost over. I waited a few minutes... and retunred to her desk and promptly puked all over her and pissed myself in front of the class.

I'm not embarassed anymore about it though... I consider it marking my territory.
 
[quote name='TurkeyOnRye']I've never crapped myself at school.

There was this teacher in the sixth grade that I had the biggest crush on (she's still freakin' hot). After a rousing "make your own loaded potato" cafeteria lunch, I had her for the last class of the day and I went to her desk to see if I could go to the bathroom since my loaded tater was feeling fiesty and she asked me if I could maybe wait since school was almost over. I waited a few minutes... and retunred to her desk and promptly puked all over her and pissed myself in front of the class.

I'm not embarassed anymore about it though... I consider it marking my territory.[/QUOTE]that'll teach her to say no. bitch!!:cold:
 
I think when I was around 4 or 5 (very early hazy memory) I pooped in a really crowded hotel/resort pool in Miami. Everyone had to be cleared out of the pool. I think my mom and dad were really embarrassed. I'll have to ask my mom tomorrow.

When I was in 1st grade there was this kid named Josh who's parents made him dress up in a suit on individual/class picture day. Sure enough, he crapped his pants, and was then known as the "Dooky Boy." I think he's either in jail or dead by now.....My bad.
 
during track practice,the boys team was running up a hill when one of the guys says he has to go to the bathroom, the coach of course says hold it, but that was a bad idea because he shat all over his pants WHILE running. That was a fun bus trip back to school.
 
When I was in second grade, I took a shit on the floor of the classroom bathroom.
I picked it up with a paper towel and put it in the toilet.
Luckily, it was solid & dry. :puke:
 
[quote name='CheapyD']When I was in second grade, I took a shit on the floor of the classroom bathroom.
I picked it up with a paper towel and put it in the toilet.
Luckily, it was solid & dry. :puke:[/QUOTE]you should put this on your next pod cast!:D :lol: :)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']that crazy brother of mine also shit in a sink at a taco bell once... guess the food really just didn't agree with him[/QUOTE]

Who does he expect to clean that shit?
 
When I was an infant my mom changed my diaper in a department store bathroom, and unable to find a trashcan, she stuffed it in a paper bag and rolled it up and took it shopping with us. (LOL) Afterward, she took the stuff she bought, the bag and me to the car. She put me in the car and then her purchases. She looked back at the buggy to see someone had swiped the bag with a shitty diaper surprise inside, thinking it was another of her purchases. LOL!
 
Only incedint ive had with bodily fluid from under my belly have been in the first grade when i peed myself during last period. Nobody noticed but the sound of my shoes squeaking on the wet floor still gets to me.
 
Poop stories R teh best.

I never pooped myself save for some errant shite stains on my boxers every now and then.
 
Wasnt at school but still a funny story

When I was around 7 or 8, I used to make these loud ass farts to piss off my little brother. Been doing it for a couple of months. One day when he's playing video games, I ripped one like usual but instead of a loud farting noise, it was a wet squishy one. I slowly got up, turned my body around and chcked my pants and sure enough, I just had a liquid fart.
 
[quote name='Mono`']In middle school one girl left a trail of turds to the nurses office.

The trail started @ the library.[/QUOTE]

You do realize that someone who's never been to your middle school won't know how long of a distance that is right?
 
When I was in fourth grade, my mom had bought me a pair of actual button jeans (Instead of the Lee brand snap fasten button I was used to).

Lets just say stomach flu + unable to unbutton jeans = lots of "mud" (as he put it) for the janitor to scrap off of me.

I never wore a pair of jeans again till I was in college.
 
:rofl:

One time in 8th grade while in Algebra class, this one guy went to the bathroom. When he came back, he had an ackward look on his face and he then told the entire class "there's a giant turd sitting on the floor of the bathroom." It got worse because then almost half the class proceeded to suddenly need to go to the bathroom to see this sight. :lol:

Also that year, somebody took a crap and then managed to smear it all over the mirrors, the lockers, and the water fountains. It was known as the "Great Crapper Caper" because for the longest time nobody knew who did it. Eventually, the sick freak fessed up. He's promptly been made fun of ever since. :lol:
 
I did once. I was very sick but for some reason my mom made me go to school anyway. I think I was in first grade. Anyway, near the end of the day my stomach went crazy while standing in line and I shit my pants. It smelled horrible.

Suprisingly, I can only remember one kid saying something about it, and I don't think anyone ever mentioned it to me after that day.
 
[quote name='help1']Who does he expect to clean that shit?[/QUOTE]

That is a good point, most people just laugh and don't ask these imparative questions...
 
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