So lately I've been exploring for this Triforce thing I heard of in order to save the world. Actually, I could give a shit about saving anything - I really want to impress some princess chick and hopefully get in her pants.
Anyway, I just got done talking to this old bearded guy who had nothing to say except "There are secrets where fairies don't live" (whatever the hell that is supposed to mean - crazy old bastard) and right as I enter into the next room I get swallowed whole by this disgusting tube-like monster. I hacked that sumabitch apart from the inside only to find out - I shit you not - that it ate my magic shield. WTF? Now it's going to cost me 90 rupees to get another one and I have to travel half way across Hyrule to get it... This chick better be worth it.
Anyway, I just got done talking to this old bearded guy who had nothing to say except "There are secrets where fairies don't live" (whatever the hell that is supposed to mean - crazy old bastard) and right as I enter into the next room I get swallowed whole by this disgusting tube-like monster. I hacked that sumabitch apart from the inside only to find out - I shit you not - that it ate my magic shield. WTF? Now it's going to cost me 90 rupees to get another one and I have to travel half way across Hyrule to get it... This chick better be worth it.