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[quote name='Purple Flames']Santino as a heel is fucking great:

"You make love to your stick!" :rofl:[/quote]

def. agree here
 
I hope someone gets a screencap of Cena choking out Regal. I couldn't stop laughing at the look on Cena's face.

This has been a great RAW thus far.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']So who can we confirm is on the list of 11 suspended guys so far?

Umaga
John Morrison
???[/quote]

Kennedy.
 
[quote name='benjamouth']And Cena attacked William Regal because...............???

:whistle2:s[/quote]

Now they have an excuse to put him out for 30 days.

Yeah...i know.
 
Just those three?

EDIT: Santino: "I'm going to embarrass you worse than that senator who was looking for boyfriend love in the toilet!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='benjamouth']And Cena attacked William Regal because...............???

:whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

Because he's suspended for 30 days perhaps?

Haha, yeah, they just asked coach to step up. Add Regal to the list.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Just those three?

EDIT: Santino: "I'm going to embarrass you worse than that senator who was looking for boyfriend love in the toilet!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
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Just goofing off on MySpace, I came across this picture of Melody (from OVW) and Robert Gibson. The look on his face was too much to not post it here. And, the fact that she's cupping his right tit.
 
Well Smackdown Vs Raw 08 is going to suck.

How did they manage to make a roster worse than last years?

43 regular wrestlers (7 divas, 3 people no longer with the company), 20 non-playable people and only 7 Legends.

Regular Superstars
Ashley
Batista
Bobby Lashley
Booker T
Candice Michelle
Carlito
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
CM Punk
Edge
Elijah Burke
Finlay
Gregory Helms
Jeff Hardy
John Cena
Johnny Nitro
JTG
Kane
Kelly Kelly
Ken Kennedy
Kenny Dykstra
Marcus Cor Von
Mark Henry
Matt Hardy
Melina
Michelle McCool
Mickie James
MVP
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Ric Flair
Sabu
Sandman
SHAD
Shawn Michaels
Snitsky
The Great Khali
Tommy Dreamer
Torrie Wilson
Triple H
Umaga
Undertaker
William Regal

Non-playable people
Armando Alejandro Estrada
JBL rocking a suit
Jerry Lawler
Jim Ross
Joey Styles
Jonathan Coachman
Justin Roberts
Lillian Garcia
Maria
Michael Cole
Mickie Henson
Mike Chioda
Nick Patric
Shane McMahon in a suit
Stephanie McMahon
Tazz
Theodore Long
Tony Chimmel
Triple H rocking a suit
Vince McMahon in a suit

Legends
Bret Hart
Mick Foley
Rick Rude
Roddy Piper
Steve Austin
Terry Funk
The Rock
 
Cena beat the shit out of Regal because Regal's the one who denied Orton's title match request, leading to Orton kicking Cena's dad. Pretty good beating, minus the STFU spot.

Rick Rude and Terry Funk being on the legends roster is fantastic, but I was hoping Pillman would be on it, and Hennig not being on it hurts. The regular roster is okay, but JBL not being playable sucks - it's a former world champion, and is awesome in the SD games. Lawler not being playable sucks as well, especially since Rude and Funk are in this, and they were each famous oppoents of his.
 
[quote name='xcoax']Because he's suspended for 30 days perhaps?

Haha, yeah, they just asked coach to step up. Add Regal to the list.[/quote]

I didn't think Cena would be out for 30 days, jeez and Regal as well, people are dropping like files.
 
That is absolutely horrible. I really hope TNA's game ends up being decent because there are so many people on their roster that I would actually enjoy using in a game.
 
Cena isn't suspended for 30 days - Regal is.

I'm glad that Sabu's in '08, but it's definitely odd that RVD isn't in, since he left on better terms, and has been done so well in the series before.
 
Some major guys not in there include:

Londrick
Shelton Benjamin
Deuce & Domino
Murdoch & Cade
Kevin Thorn

Was surprised to see that Eddie and Hogan weren't going to be legends this year. Another sad thing is that the PSP version has more characters then the next gen version. WTF?
 
Wow. What a lame roster? No Razor Ramon and no Demolition means I'm not excited. If (and they won't, since they didn't last year) they allow for custom themes on the PS3/360, then I will be heavily in favor of it. How lame in its current form. Glad to see London and Kendrick aren't in *again*, but Kelly Kelly is. fuckin' GREAT.

Also, I noticed that pink pullover dude us in the crowd (front row on the hard camera side. He's a big bald dude who has been at EVERY wrestling show I've been to, since I went to HWA weekly 7 or so years ago. He's been at the monthly OVW shows, every ROH event in Dayton...you name it. And he always wears those nylon neon pink "Surfstyle" pullovers (Y HALO THAR 1993), while his wife (the redhead) wears neon green. I don't feel like a stalker, or someone totally OCD, for noticing - after all, any wanker wearing NEON fuckING COLORS IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS BEGGING FOR ATTENTION. I've always wondered who he is and what his involvement in wrestling is.

I guarantee you he'll be in the front row at the ECW and Smackdown programs this week, too.
 
Egads, the tag roster is incredibly crippled in the game. Damn. The PSP's game's roster being bigger just makes absolutely no sense, and makes the PS2/PS3/360 versions seem crippled by comparison.
 
[quote name='benjamouth']I didn't think Cena would be out for 30 days, jeez and Regal as well, people are dropping like files.[/QUOTE]

I meant Regal was suspended. Cena would have to kill someone live on RAW before he recieved any punishment.

wow. the SvR 08 lineup does really suck. Has Kelly Kelly even wrestled a single match? Its weird that Sabu would be in the game, but not RVD. I completely agree, if theres no custom songs for the entrances, thats a no buy for me.
 
I don't think Booker's on tonight, which lends credence to him being suspended.

So the confirmed suspended list:
Umaga
Ken Kennedy
John Morrison
William Regal

The likely suspended:
Booker T
Chris Masters

That's only 5, so there are 6 more.
The speculative list:
Edge
Shane Helms (since those two are injured, we may never be certain)

Hmm.
 
Chavo should be on the suspended list too I think.

Whats the deal with no Londrick in SvR08!? London has been in past games, how hard is it to put Kendrick in with different hair and a slightly different moveset.
 
[quote name='Brak']'Things are looking up'..?

Sabu![/quote]


I was thinking Shawn Michaels. Maybe the "looking up" is a religious reference?
 
That was a really good Raw. Always entertaining when so much of the roster is getting beaten senseless to write them out for a month. I'd have to say the Santino bit was my favorite. "You make love to your stick!" :rofl: Santino is comedic gold, thank God he was turned heel.

As for the suspensions, the internet said 11 right? So we can say with certainty that the following people have been suspended:

1. Morrison
2. Umaga
3. Kennedy
4. Booker
5. Regal
6. Santino

Then your next five are likely Edge, Chavo, Helms, Funaki and Masters?

Hmm, Snitsky wasn't mentioned or present tonight either, which makes me wonder if he got suspended too.

I suppose there's a possibility that Eugene and Bucci were originally on that list of suspensions, only to end up getting fired instead. Either way, Helms and Edge are injured and Funaki's absence won't be noticed. So the only one that really hurts is Kennedy's suspension. Unless of course you're one of the six people (including Joey Styles) that believes ECW still matters.
 
Excellent show. The matches weren't great aside from the opener and the number one contender's tag title match, but the other ones were effective, and the vast majority of the non-wrestling content was fantastic. Daivari and Jillian need to have a weekly singing segment, Santino needs his own talk show, and serious Cena+Orton blaming Cena for Cena Sr.'s injury ruled. The ending segment dragged on, but Kennedy made it decent. They really should have picked the footage for the Vince-Steph package more carefully. Now is not the time to have a video entitled "A Father's Love" depict a father choking his child.

Some of my favorite quotes from Raw -
J.R. - Jeff Hardy, another North Carolinian with a huge victory this weekend!
Santino - Maria, I have-a couple-a things I haveta get outta my chest…
Regal(to Melina) - I’m sorry, flower, you were saying…
Santino(as Maria grabs his slinged arm) - ow, ow, ow, ow!
Santino - Ron Simmons, look at my-a arm! It’s almost getting better 100%. I’m gonna embarrass you worse than that Senator who was looking for boyfriend love in the toilet! You forget, I was INTERONTINENTAL CHAMPION! Plus, I’M ITALIAN! I don’t like this… as you would say, dump of a city.
(as Sandman comes out)Santino - What’s going on here? I have-a no idea who this guy is. You have a problem, but I don’t know what it is. Oh, I know… You’re jealous because I make-a love to beautiful Maria (grabs ass), and you make love to your stick. (Sandman canes him over and over)
Lawler - I don’t know if I’d want to be woman-handled by Beth Phoenix…
Orton - John, I hope your father NEVER forgives you for what you let happen last week.
Regal - We still have an incredible main event featuring Triple HAITCH VS. YOUMANGA!
J.R. - and Carlito.
(after Cena destroys Regal)J.R. - The Raw General Manager has just been physically violated! If this happened outside the arena, it would be criminal assault!
Murdoch (to J.R.) - NUMBER ONE!
Cade (on Murdoch) - It’s the first time since the hall of fame that he’s combed his hair.
Murdoch - I’m excited, this is a big, big evening!
Murdoch - I like Paul and Brian - I love those quick, fast boys.
Lawler - I was just telling J.R. that you haven’t let success go to your clothes.
Murdoch - That’s right - nothing will ever change about redneck Murdoch!
Cade - We want to be role models to all the children of the world.
Cade - I like to see good, clean wrestling in wrestling today.
Murdoch - I’m quick as a cat, haven’t you seen me wrestling?
Lawler - Yes, I have…
Lawler - Shelton’s the new blonde bombshell of the WWE.
Lawler - Nice move by Brian London, I don’t know if I’ve seen it… or by Paul London.
Murdoch - COME ON, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THESE GUYS!
Coach - Mr. McMahon, Regal is pretty beat up…
Vince - That’s too bad…
Jillian - I just had my wisdom teeth cut out, but I’m still going to perform for all of you.
J.R. - Please don’t.
Jillian and Daivari - singing
J.R. - I didn’t think it could get worse than the wisdom teeth gauze, and then the singing started.
Lawler - Jillian can’t wrestle, she’s got her jaw hurt because of her wisdom teeth…
J.R. - You’re benevolent now.
Lawler - I can’t wait for the confrontation tonight! It’ll be like the McMahon Family - dun-dun-dun-dun (finger snaps)
Vince - This thing is about one thing - THE MON-NEEEEY! THE MONNNEEEEEEEEYYY!
Vince - The name of this video is “A Father’s Love”. (Vince is seen choking his child)
Coach - Someone sabotaged that video…
HHH - Vince, I had NOTHING to do with that. Swear to you. Nothing. Hey Steph!
Steph - Dad, I love you, but you need help. SERIOUS HELP!
Crowd - ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE!
Vince - THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL MY WIFE THAT NAME, I’M GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YA!
Vince - All that stuff about transgressions… was a lie! I only did it to build my own ego! I’ve been unfaithful to you only once in my life, only once, and that was with the woman who’s given birth to my bastard son. I feel like a kindred spirit, like I’m humbling myself before. I WOULD LIKE TO VOW THAT I’LL BE A BETTER FATHER! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART…
(tron) - KENNEDY!
Lawler - Who’s this?
J.R. - It’s Mr. Kennedy, obviously.
Lawler - I know that, but why’s he out here?
Kennedy - There’s a reason you looked at me when you found out your son was a WWE superstar, that wasn’t just a coincidence. Dad.
Steph - You may be a bastard, but you aren’t my father’s bastard. Where’s your proof?
Kennedy - Shut up, sis! I don’t need proof!
 
Why is it that Regal cannot pronounce Triple H or Umaga?

Seriously, WTF is the deal with that. He knows no one else in the lockeroom says it the same way, he has audio samples from people in the WWE pronouncing ithem correctly that he can learn from, yet he just says it however the hell he feels like.
 
There were some great quotes on Raw tonight. I didn't realize Murdoch was so funny. Santino, as most of us have now noted, is just hilarious. Definitely great for the smarks.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Why is it that Regal cannot pronounce Triple H or Umaga?

Seriously, WTF is the deal with that. He knows no one else in the lockeroom says it the same way, he has audio samples from people in the WWE pronouncing them correctly that he can learn from, yet he just says it however the hell he feels like.[/quote]

I think it's just his character :)

I think it's pretty damn funny, he's been calling the H's, Triple Haitch for years now.
 
I wonder if I'll return as an unlockable character...

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NgTkFygyHng[/media]
 
Wow, SvR08 sounds like shit so far. If they haven't at least tweaked the gameplay a bit then there's no purchase from me. The list of Legends is piss poor as well - at least carry over guys from the other games!

Since my interest in wrestling is steadily declining anyway, I probably won't be picking up this edition.
 
to me, SvR 2008 fails without RVD in the game

edit: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the hell is rick rude and terry funk legends in the fucking game?????????

and come on, you put fucking sabu in the game who was released by the company almost a whole month before RVD and RVD still doesn't make the cut in the game?????

This was going to be the only 360 title I buy for the rest of the year, but the roster is looking like a huge no go.
 
Roster looks good to me. Everyone I wanted made the cut, outside London & Kendrick (Tag Champs for nearly a year, and still no respect?). I usually end up creating my own fed anyhow.

Biggest let down for me happened nearly six months ago, when they shit-canned GM mode. Yes, they're incorporating aspects of it into WWE 24/7, but it's just not the same.

Was a definite Game Fly rental, still a Game Fly rental.
 
[quote name='Scorch']No RVD, yet Sabu is in??![/QUOTE]

Well, do you expect them to cut all of the Sabu-ish moves they added with weapons and shit?
 
Sabu is still on the game's roster because he's McMahon's son.

Didn't you guys hear what the clue was?
 
Yeah I put in SvR 07 yestarday and tried to create a character and didn't even get to do a match before I realized how much I didn't like that game. I think I'm going to quit on the SvR series all together if they don't pull a mirracle in time for 09.
 
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