My story. Thanks for the DCPI trick guys!
(Also, intelli78! Hi! Nice to see a fellow Tucsonian on here.)
Target #1 (Grant Rd.). I check the display case and of course, nothing there. So I try to find a clueless girl in another department.. and there's a girl working in like rubbermaid containers or something.. score. I have the inventory code memorized so I ask her if she can look up the stock of it. She says it says they're in stock and on the shelves. I tell her they're not there. Yet she of course doesn't believe me so she wants to go look anyway. Of course they're not there, so I hint several times that maybe their in the back room, yet she keeps insisting the computer says there is none there. I finally give up on her after she just stares blankly ahead, not doing anything, for about ten seconds.
So after a few more errands, I'm on my way back home, hit the last Target near my place (Old Spanish Trail). There are no DS in the case as expected. However, there is a Target guy milling around right in front of electronics, along with some other knowledgeable-looking Target guys going back and forth.. setting up a vicious zone defense. I am certain they know the story of the DS lite, and I have doubts that I should even continue. Just then I happen upon one of those UPC code scanners and punch in the code and it says they're in stock in the stockroom and not on the aisle! Exactly what I was looking for. So I figure now I at least have to try. I turn away from the scanner when what do I see, but a nice Target lady looking like she just came from the stock room with some items for other customers. Perfect! Her tag says her name is Maria. I ask her if she check on the item. After some hesitation and looking towards the knowledgeable-looking Target guys (nooo), she actually calls the back room! Phase one complete! The stock room guy answers, and I figure he's *got* to know whats up. Regardless, I plod ahead. After screwing up the item code like 5 times, the guy finally keys it in right and says they have them in the electronics stock room and to meet him over there! Awesome! In the meantime, Maria is asking me "Do you have a photographic memory?" to which I laugh off saying I remember numbers easily such as my high school friend's phone number. Up to this point I had tried to be generic as possible, referring to the item only as a Nintendo, as to not to raise suspicion. However, she asked if it was a game, so I finally let loose that it was Nintendo DS. We start walking over to electronics, and she's like "Oh! I thought those were out of stock!" I'm like.. "Shiiiiiiit." Bad goes to worse as she walks up to the guy milling about in front of electronics and starts talking to him about it. On the outside, I'm trying to play it cool, acting dumb, but on the inside I'm freaking out going "CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP." As she's talking to this guy, he gets this look about him like he's trying to remember something.... almost as if he's read something about the DS.. like they're not supposed to sell it until June 11th.. and he just can't quite remember. That look scares the shit out of me, since I figure he'll remember any second. The stock guy comes up at that point, and he looks like he knows what he's doing, which dims the hope some, but he at least drags us over to the electronics stock room away from the other guy. The stock guy and Maria go into the stock room, as I idly look at DVD's next to the door. I had originally agreed to pick up two for friends at work, Matt and Jason, if I managed to find any, but at this point, I'm thinking she'll only be coming back with one and I'll be lucky to get away with that one by the skin of my teeth. I hear an "Oh crap" from the door, of which I immediately think "Aw

, they saw the "do not sell to June 11th" sign on the box." Yet, they do not come out immediately. Then a minute late, Maria emerges carrying 4 DS lites! My eyes light up and internally I go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!" She hands me one and starts to head to the case with the other three. I meekly ask if I can have another two that I was getting for my friends, and she obliges. At this point, I'm like "WOOT!! HOME FREE!! Now time to GTFO!" Yet again I try and play it cool, so I decide I need to mask the DS lites in case anyone is on the up-n-up and sees them. I pause in a DVD aisle for a minute, pick up Full Metal Jacket to cover the DS lites with and am about to briskly walk to the register... when I hear a "Sir! Sir!" Maria is calling me. I think "AHHHHH

! I SHOULD HAVE BOOKED IT! I WAS SO CLOSE! I HAD THEM IN MY HAND!! WHY DID I HAVE TO PAUSE?" Maria jaunts nearby and says... "I'm going to have to ring you up at the electronics register since we got those from the stockroom." Amazed and bewildered, I quickly pay and walk calmly yet quickly out of the store, as I hear Maria start talking with the stock room guy and the random Target guy in front of electronics about something DS related. I get outside and laugh manically as I skip to my truck as people stare uncomprehendingly.
Today was a good day.
Thanks guys.