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Just saw this. I dont think the following needs spoliers for i have not said anyhting pertaining to the movies contents and stuck to a more traditional review format where you want to let people know about the movie and the context but not what is associated with it... let me know if you want me to add spoliers. Or do it correctly unlike the post above me who gave away the ending .... neat
First let me say how much I hate the movie theater. Each time I go I say ill never go back again, and thus I do. Let me say this to make me feel better.
teens. There that’s better. I shall commence.
The movie. I would consider myself a big fan of the game. I have played them all and enjoyed it, very much so that I went to see a movie before it was screened to critics. I will say that im quite disappointed with the way this turned out. The moment I heard it was being withheld from critics a little part of me cried inside.
Visually the movie captured the feel of the game, the music for the most part was from silent hill 3, which was a cool nod to the gamers. The sound effects where excellent and the Cg was not bad, it was actually very well done. If you think its bad then you have become spoiled by movies with impossible budgets. Very well done and the visual style and was dead on. Gross and slimy, good times indeed.
The acting left much to desire. They semi evolved Sharon for she is the main character, but they didn’t make the audience Like her. Yes she was in some intense situations, but I did not care if she died or if she fulfilled the mission of the storyline. They relied on the horror situations to make people identify with her fear but it just didn’t catch. With the little girl Alyssa ( I think that was her name) They relied on the fact that she was a little girl to gain the sympathy of the audience. She was lacking the acting experience to pull off a girl being dragged through hell. And overall they dialogue was awkward and the script didn’t flow. As someone said that the Mtv clip felt like it was pieced together, and that’s how the movie actually was. Blocky and clumsy tripping over its own pacing.
The story was meh. I don’t know why they didn’t use one from one of the games but i guess they wanted a new experience for fans. But it was just plain sloppy to drag everyone along for 45 minutes with the faint smell of a story and then at the end some up all up in a voice over piece. Felt as if they director said " well... crap.. how am i going to explain all this? I could try to integrate it into the story... nah ill just voice over, Lost is on."
Gory, gross.... crazy stuff....
If you got extra money, love the games, then you will enjoy it to some extent.
If you were not a fan of the games, low on cash, I would say wait for rental.[/quote]
WHAT?! YOu DONT KNOW ANYTHING! (Kidding.)
I do agree with the statement, "
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teens". Although, I would like to add to the list.
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really tall guys that dont move at all that sit in front of you.
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guys eating the most noisiest popcorn every behind you, sounded like he was trying to scoop the popcorn out with a crumpled paper bag.
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people for laughing at everything. I kept going, what the hell is so funny? Like I was missing something... was there a hidden dancing banana somewhere in the movie that kept popping up going, "Peanut Butter Jelly!"
Anyways, I enjoyed the movie.
It was just like how the games are played, crazy, twisted, not knowing whats next. Of course the acting left something to be desired, and yea the story would have been better if they followed one of the games. (But, like you said they cannot rehash an old games story. That would suck for the fans).
I think its a great movie game, just because it gave you the feeling of when you played the game. The, "wtf? What is this! Dont go on anymore!!...Alright just a little more!" was throughout the movie. And Pyramid Head, was just so friggen cool.
This movie isn't running for any awards, but it sure hell was an entertaining movie to watch late at night... especcially when you make your girlfriend pay.
Now, I must go rip the flesh off awkwardly tall guys that never move, and loud popcorn eaters.