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So you started the line for the PS3 and got in the paper. Big whoop.
Winner of the "awful Maddox lookalike" contest.
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Three words: Too much Oprah.
Surrounded by its comrades, Jamie had no choice but to surrender the fallen PS3.
"Sure, a lot of girls have pink hoodies, but how many actually have the word "pink" on it? That's why you should buy my PS3."
That bra also played a big role in the acquisition of that PS3.
"Geez dad, you made me stand in line with you for this thing, and now you're making me pose with you for the picture?"
"Look at this PS3 and try to tell it you don't want it. Won't you give this PS3 a home?"
"Damnit, I told that

er not to put the PS3 on my chair."