The OTTcast has broken into the top 20 in Games/Hobbies on iTunes!

[Number83]

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the park? One was a-salted.

 

[h3llbring3r]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only saran-wrap.
The quack says, "Well, I can clearly see you're/your nuts."

 

[seanr1221]

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?

Because it had no arms.

 

[Number83]

[quote name='seanr1221']Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?

Because it had no arms.[/QUOTE]

I don't get it.

 

[Number83]

A duck walks up to the pharmacist and says "Give me some Chapstick, and put it on my Bill."

 

[seanr1221]

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roaming catholic.

 

[Temporaryscars]

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers.

 

[Number83]

How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke 'em in the eye.

 

[pitfallharry219]

Where do you find a one-legged dog? Wherever you left it.

 

[Maklershed]

A man finds a magic lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says I'll grant you three wishes but with one condition, everything you wish for your wife gets double. The guy says ok - I wish for a new car. The genie says granted but your wife gets two. The guy says - I wish for a mansion. The genie says granted but your wife gets two, what's your final wish? The guy says I wish to be beaten half to death.

[quote name='Number83']A duck walks up to the pharmacist and says "Give me some Chapstick, and put it on my Bill."[/QUOTE]


I hate to admit it but I actually loled at this.

 

[Soodmeg]

Is this what we are reduced to....shame


Although that wife joke by Mak was pretty good.

 

[Ugamer_X]

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts.

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

What do gay horses eat?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Ugh...

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

Hey, we're all entitled to telling crappy jokes now and again. Would this suit you better?

One johnson says to another "hey, what's up!". The other replies, "I am..."

 

[seanr1221]

[quote name='Thekrakrabbit']Hey, we're all entitled to telling crappy jokes now and again. Would this suit you better?

One johnson says to another "hey, what's up!". The other replies, "I am..."[/QUOTE]

/Jakejakejake

 

[h3llbring3r]

Post more anti-jokes seanr

 

[Temporaryscars]

*douchechills*

 

[seanr1221]

Why did the cow roll down the hill?

It had no legs.

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

[quote name='seanr1221']Why did the cow roll down the hill?

It had no legs.[/QUOTE]

Trick question, we all know its because cows like to moooooove.

 

[h3llbring3r]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/forum/cd/d...orum=Fx20DX5GEB7TUX8&cdThread=Tx3E7YXEVV68VOA

Dufuq did I just read?

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

[quote name='h3llbring3r']http://www.amazon.com/gp/forum/cd/d...orum=Fx20DX5GEB7TUX8&cdThread=Tx3E7YXEVV68VOA

Dufuq did I just read?[/QUOTE]

I got teh moar stupider just reading that.

Massive troll right there...I hope.

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

That's right, I'm trying to join the OTTers group. Knock knock, is anyone there to let me in!?

 

[Maklershed]

Can't you hear me knockin? Yeah ya got .. satin shoes! Can't you hear me knockin? Yeah ya got plastic boots.

 

[Temporaryscars]

I've been play Company of Heroes for a few days now. Yup.

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

[quote name='Temporaryscars']I've been play Company of Heroes for a few days now. Yup.[/QUOTE]

Isn't that the cartoony looking multiplayer one? Or am I thinking of something else?

 

[Temporaryscars]

No no, you got it.

 

[Number83]

Yup...still at work 12 hours later.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Sucky. I have to work overtime, but I get to do it from home.

 

[zewone]

If you guys know anyone selling Alan Wake GoD codes, with immediate delivery, please let me know. Thanks.

 

[Temporaryscars]

What happened to Zew's comment?

 

[Number83]

What comment?

 

[Number83]

[quote name='Temporaryscars']Sucky. I have to work overtime, but I get to do it from home.[/QUOTE]

I don't even get OT...Im salaried.

 

[Number83]

Google Chrome is pretty good.

 

[Gears24]

Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh.

 

[FriskyTanuki]

I must have missed the /jake infection.

 

[Temporaryscars]

[quote name='Number83']I don't even get OT...Im salaried. [/QUOTE]

We used to be but we got tired of working extra hours and not getting paid for it. Hourly FTW.

 

[Temporaryscars]

[quote name='Number83']What comment?[/QUOTE]

The one where he asks for a code to an Alan Wake game.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Ok.

 

[seanr1221]

What's green and smells like pork?

Michael's penis.

 

[Temporaryscars]

How do you know?

 

[Ugamer_X]

oh snap

 

[Temporaryscars]

He doesn't know!

 

[CaseyRyback]

Max Payne having shitty sales makes me a sad panda. I really wanted Rockstar to expedite a sequel.

 

[darthbudge]

I really wish my company would provide more uniforms, 2 sets just doesn't cut it when you have to wash them after each use.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Where do you work?

 

[darthbudge]

[quote name='Temporaryscars']Where do you work?[/QUOTE]

For an EMS company. It is just the stupid white class A shirts they have us wear. They are white, so they get dirty so easily and they are all polyester and hold in heat like a bitch, so you smell like ass by the end of a 12 hour shift in temperatures close to 100 degrees.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Do you have to wear them?

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

If he didn't, how would anyone know he was a paramedic? Duhhhh.

 

[Thekrakrabbit]

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