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Yea but I'm walking around in giant warehouses filled with cotton bales. No access to CAG/porn.

After a while, you get the feeling that zombies might be living in the shadows or something.

You also have delusions that "you know, these things are close enough together, and they weigh about 500 pounds, so you could jump from one to the other without knocking them over, meaning I could pull off some Jackie Chan shit and spring up 15 feet in the air."

However all the dirt on your shoes makes you slide off the bales, as they are wrapped in plastic, so it doesn't really work.

You also have an overwhelming urge to slash one open in front of your boss, grab the spilling bits, inhale deeply, and proclaim "THIS IS 100 KILOS OF PURE UNCUT COLOMBIAN RAGWEED." But you think no one will think it is funny as you'd find it.

Porn will be utilized later tonight, btw.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']porn just adds on to the lonely feeling once you're .... *uhm*.... "done"[/QUOTE]
Oh, I did not know that. I've noticed that I learn a lot about porn on CAG (75% of it comes directly from Strell though) :lol:
 
[quote name='6669']Oh, I did not know that. I've noticed that I learn a lot about porn on CAG (75% of it comes directly from Strell though) :lol:[/QUOTE] Strell? :cry:

I guess it has been a while since the old days ... :lol:
 
[quote name='6669']Oh, I did not know that. I've noticed that I learn a lot about porn on CAG (75% of it comes directly from Strell though) :lol:[/QUOTE]

There is much to learn, yes.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Strell? :cry:

I guess it has been a while since the old days ... :lol:[/QUOTE]

I still send you flowers. And inside the flowers are pictures. I can only do so much.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Strell? :cry:

I guess it has been a while since the old days ... :lol:[/QUOTE]
(I wasn't counting kiddie porn, Nintendo porn, or gay porn :lol:) And yes, that was a long time ago.

[quote name='Strell']There is much to learn, yes.



I still send you flowers. And inside the flowers are pictures. I can only do so much.[/QUOTE]
I love flowers, and I love pictures ;). Even those pictures ;)
 
After you finish off with the porn and the sensation is gone you realize what a sad....sad person you really are. Then you cry and look at more porn.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']After you finish off with the porn and the sensation is gone you realize what a sad....sad person you really are. Then you cry and look at more porn.[/QUOTE]
Wow, the porn lessons just keeping rolling in. Dont stop now!
 
[quote name='Strell']Porn, naked fairy.

All we need is some cheetos and we have ourselves a night.[/QUOTE]
I dont get it, but I dont think I want to :lol:
 
[quote name='mr ryles']After you finish off with the porn and the sensation is gone you realize what a sad....sad person you really are. Then you cry and look at more porn.[/QUOTE] I think that's just you. :lol:

But what do I know, I don't really need the porn anymore. :lol:

Actually, I just
think about my gf.
 
[quote name='6669']I dont get it, but I dont think I want to :lol:[/QUOTE]

Did I leave out the part concerning the coat rack?

I did?

Well of course it doesn't make sense if I don't mention that.

Also the donkey. Vital.
 
[quote name='6669']Wow, the porn lessons just keeping rolling in. Dont stop now![/QUOTE]

well you see the man likes to stick his yoo-hoo in the womans hoo-ha. Sometimes The man likes to also put his yoo-hooin the womans stinky poo
 
[quote name='Strell']Also the donkey. Vital.[/QUOTE] For some reason I initially thought that the donkey's name was Vital. Pronounced, of course, as Vee-tal.

Not that I know of any such donkey. 8-[ :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Actually, I just
think about my gf.
[/QUOTE]
Awwww.... That's sweet, subby. Probably BS, but sweet. My b/f doesn't even think about me when he does that.

[quote name='Strell']Did I leave out the part concerning the coat rack?

I did?

Well of course it doesn't make sense if I don't mention that.

Also the donkey. Vital.[/QUOTE]
Coat rack? Donkey? This is why you make up 75% of my porn knowledge ;)
Damn, I gotta take a shower and get ready for bed now.
 
Holy shit...I just filled up my hard disk on my potpal! Only 18.5GB, but still...holy shit. I went to download Waking Life and it said something along the lines of "It ain't going to fit. Download anyways?" to which I responded "...BWAHHHHHHHH?!"
Guess I'll start browsing for a new hd.
 
[quote name='6669']Awwww.... That's sweet, subby. Probably BS[/QUOTE]

Yes. It most certainly is.

Isn't it, Mr. 2 Months?
 
[quote name='6669']Awwww.... That's sweet, subby. Probably BS, but sweet. My b/f doesn't even think about me when he does that.


Coat rack? Donkey? This is why you make up 75% of my porn knowledge ;)
Damn, I gotta take a shower and get ready for bed nowStrell's pron stories.[/QUOTE]
Fixed'd
 
[quote name='6669']Awwww.... That's sweet, subby. Probably BS, but sweet. My b/f doesn't even think about me when he does that.[/QUOTE] Haha, if you say so. And it's true. Probably didn't hurt that we didn't have sex at all between Labor Day and Halloween. :lol: [quote name='6669']Coat rack? Donkey? This is why you make up 75% of my porn knowledge ;)
Damn, I gotta take a shower and get ready for bed now.[/QUOTE] A cold shower? ;) [quote name='Strell']Yes. It most certainly is.

Isn't it, Mr. 2 Months?[/QUOTE] Not anymore, Sir. Not anymore. :cool:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Did I kill it, or is this just a side effect of 6669 leaving for a shower and sleep?[/QUOTE]
Well, I'm out of the shower now, so I guess you killed it :lol:
I'm gonna crash now though. Good night ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Did I kill it, or is this just a side effect of 6669 leaving for a shower and sleep?[/QUOTE]

Somehow I missed it updating. But I'm in Cagchat and PMing people as well, so I wasn't paying attention.

So then, let's get down to it.

Porn?
 
[quote name='dcfox']Long time no see DW[/Quote]

Just replying from the last OTT

Hey there, good to be remembered heh heh. I don't frequent the offtopic as much as I used to way back...whenever I was on lol. CAG's first year.

Still doing the same old same old, I frequent the Wii boards mostly. Playing FFXI still, the game that took me away from CAG initially. Since I was addicted to the forums here heh heh. Good to see ya around.
 
[quote name='D4rkewolfe']Just replying from the last OTT

Hey there, good to be remembered heh heh. I don't frequent the offtopic as much as I used to way back...whenever I was on lol. CAG's first year.

Still doing the same old same old, I frequent the Wii boards mostly. Playing FFXI still, the game that took me away from CAG initially. Since I was addicted to the forums here heh heh. Good to see ya around.[/QUOTE]
I got sucked into FFXI but broke it's chains (of promethia)...or did I? OMG it's still got me!
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I got sucked into FFXI but broke it's chains (of promethia)...or did I? OMG it's still got me![/quote]
I just started using the patch, FFXII.
 
^ hahaha so true. im about to start working on an assignment thats due tomorrow but was pushed back from last thursday.
 
[quote name='2Fast']Must...finish...all schoolwork...before barrage of 360 games and Wii...[/QUOTE]

I feel that. I have an outline and a paper due later this week (along with one due today). Got most of the one due thursday done and the one due today done, but have not begun on the outline and GoW is going to be hard to put down to work on an outline.
 
finally finished that access homework. fucking bitch ass professor has a habit of leaving shit out and "refer to your class notes". what a bitch. i know im going to miss some points. but fuck it, in the next two week i only have an accounting 2 test and some writing proficienty assesment shit then im home for a week for thanksgiving. \\:D/
 
fuck I spent the whole night working on a paper that is not due until thursday (thought that shit was due today). I have two papers due that day so I guess this was probably a good thing.
 
When I hit on women, I joke around with them a lot. Like, I'll say shit completely out of left field to see their reactions.

With that said, a couple of years ago, I once told a girl that I taught - get this - a Donnie Darko class at the local community college, where I explain and dissect the film to the students.

Her reply? "Really!?"

My reply? "..."
 
[quote name='Brak']When I hit on women, I joke around with them a lot. Like, I'll say shit completely out of left field to see their reactions.

With that said, a couple of years ago, I once told a girl that I taught - get this - a Donnie Darko class at the local community college, where I explain and dissect the film to the students.

Her reply? "Really!?"

My reply? "..."[/quote]
I would have totally believed that. I'm not sure if that makes me gullible or your lie plausible.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Night, 6669.

And the rest of you as well. I'm going to finish watching last week's House and then get to sleep myself.[/QUOTE]
You mean the episode with
the incest couple and the asshole cop that arrests him?
. Tonight's episode looks really good.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']God I'm glad I'm done with college. At least the class part... I miss the random pussy and partying though.[/QUOTE]Random? That sounds not good.
 
[quote name='6669']You mean the episode with
the incest couple and the asshole cop that arrests him?
. Tonight's episode looks really good.[/QUOTE] That's the one. I don't even know what time it's on, tonight. I was planning on just downloading them from now on though, as I've never bothered to get an hd antenna. :lol:
 
[quote name='Brak']When I hit on women, I joke around with them a lot. Like, I'll say shit completely out of left field to see their reactions.

With that said, a couple of years ago, I once told a girl that I taught - get this - a Donnie Darko class at the local community college, where I explain and dissect the film to the students.

Her reply? "Really!?"

My reply? "..."[/QUOTE]
I do the same thing. One of my favorites is to say that I'm a scientologist. Everyone always reacts the same way:

"So, you mean, you, like, believe in an alien named Xenu and all that stupid crap?"

"Thats not the point of the religion, it's spiritual healing using technology. The stories you know are no different than Christianity's stories about Adam & Eve, Noah's Ark..."

"..."

Really, it works every time.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Random? That sounds not good.[/quote]

Not when you have standards and are smooth as f*ck. I mean, I'm no Casanova or anything like that, but it helps that I have a really big dick.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Not when you have standards and are smooth as f*ck. I mean, I'm no Casanova or anything like that, but it helps that I have a really big dick.[/QUOTE]Hey, if there's not an equal chance that you could wake up next to a Lovecraftian horror as there is a model, it's not random at all.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Hey, if there's not an equal chance that you could wake up next to a Lovecraftian horror as there is a model, it's not random at all.[/quote]

Would you like me to go back and edit that post then? Random in the sense that I frequently did not know the girl's last name.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Would you like me to go back and edit that post then? Random in the sense that I frequently did not know the girl's last name.[/QUOTE]Just be more careful. You go around invoking the name of the random and it will take notice. Then bad things can happen...
 
I see this getting old
real quick
Ya dig?
How deep can I go?
Deeper?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Just be more careful. You go around invoking the name of the random and it will take notice. Then bad things can happen...[/quote]

Random days are long gone, I've been in a steady relationship for a year and a half now.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Somehow, my professor seems to think a class average of 65 is "very good".[/QUOTE]Is the scale topped at 70?
 
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