You guys realize the entire game is about an old bat that walks REALLY

ING SLOW about 12 feet to go sit on a bench and that the only difference between the paid and the free version is with the paid version she has
a chance to croak if you play it 22 times and take the half hour it takes for her to walk to the damned bench each time, right?
So basically to save you the trouble here's the spoiler where you can watch the old lady die on a bench while artsy fartsy French music about plucking the web from between Jesus' legs plays. Fast Foward to 3:45. Have fun.